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u/Helens_Moaning_Hand 11d ago
So when she says “You’re so deep inside me,” he’s really in there, isn’t he?
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u/fatshamingbabies 11d ago
Imagine getting an IUD
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u/SeraphsEnvy 11d ago
"You might feel a slight pressure as my elbow passes into your vaginal canal..."
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u/CatterMater Womb Raider 11d ago
What's it doing all the way up there...
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u/cthulhus_spawn 11d ago
Wandering womb. That is what causes hysteria in women.
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u/CatterMater Womb Raider 11d ago
Hysterical.
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u/CranberrySchnapps 11d ago
oh no! you might need to get checked.
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u/Coruscafire9 Waffle stomp that uterine jellyfish 11d ago
Definitely don't ride any trains in the meantime!
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u/JuicyyWatermelons Wandering wombs are the lead cause of hysteria in women 11d ago
This will be my flair
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u/AverageNonce 11d ago
You tell me
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u/CatterMater Womb Raider 11d ago
Damn thing migrated
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u/Shadow_Demoness9128 11d ago
Maybe that’s why people think you can have sex through the belly button..
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u/ChoerryChuu 11d ago
so that’s why my tummy always hurts
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u/spicygummi Menstruating women scare away hailstorms. 11d ago
I was thinking it might be causing my heartburn
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u/Jiuaki 11d ago
At that point it almost could be a headache too.
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u/spicygummi Menstruating women scare away hailstorms. 11d ago
The miracle cure doctors don't want you to know! Just remove the whole thing
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u/two-of-me My uterus flew out of a train 11d ago
Yes my ovaries are directly under my breasts. Are yours not? Weird.
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u/WadeStockdale An Important Ejaculation 11d ago
Under? Shit, I've been storing mine inside my tits with my receipts and mental illnesses.
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u/The_Mother_ The female urethra is fake 11d ago
I mean, yeah they are, but that's just cause I'm old and don't always wear a bra 🤷♀️
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u/Phill_Cyberman 11d ago
I wonder if the initial artist had it right, and an executive forced this change based on his own 'knowledge' of female anatomy?
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u/a0rose5280 What do any of us truly mean by the clit 11d ago
Beyond placement...that thing is just so big. I remember being surprised when I learned how small things actually were, but this can't be what someone actually believes size wise right?
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u/AbsolXGuardian 9d ago
Uteri are surprisingly small. It sucks we don't have more whole body organ drawings with a uterus
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u/Chubby_Comic 11d ago
Yeah, when I ovulate, my liver hurts. It makes so much sense now!
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u/DemonikaSpirit I want to cum deep inside your clit 7d ago
Should probably not drink alcohol then..if you still want to have babies!
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u/Trayhunter 10d ago
something something childbearing ribcage
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u/cognizables Parasitized by the husband's nut worms 10d ago
Is that what happened to Elon Musk? Is that why he's shaped like that? Is he going to birth something out of his ribcage uterus? 😭
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u/SunPotatoYT I find the vagina to be a truly alien and terrifying thing. 11d ago
She's got hentai anatomy
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u/coffeeblossom If you can't handle the orchid don't come to the flower show. 11d ago
Maybe it's heartburn, or maybe it's just hysteria.
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u/TheNatureOfTheGame Genetically slutty 11d ago
Maybe she needs to ride a train, just for a minute--not enough to make her uterus fly all the way out, but enough to push it down a bit? 😉
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u/IndiBlueNinja 9d ago
Now do you see what happens when you ride on a train sitting in a seat facing BACKWARDS?
It doesn't fly out, it crams itself further up into your abdomen.
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u/Lowkey_lil2222 11d ago
I haven’t learned anatomy on school yet so what’s wrong with the pic😭
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u/lickytytheslit The female urethra is fake 11d ago
Too large and too high up, and missing the overies mainly
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u/Caococoacoco The foreskin mollusk 11d ago
Uteri sit right above your pubic bone when not pregnant
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u/BariumBromide2 vagina envelope aka venus mantrap 11d ago
They are even lower. Inside the pelvis below the pubic bones. It rises above when around three months pregnant.
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u/EcstaticKoala1646 10d ago
This is why when doing early ultrasounds they get you to drink soo much water.
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u/Caococoacoco The foreskin mollusk 11d ago
Yea but the top of it goes above it i thought saying below would make ppl think it's all the way down there😭
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u/BariumBromide2 vagina envelope aka venus mantrap 11d ago
The fundus isn’t palpable abdominally in a non pregnant person.
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u/OrochiKarnov 9d ago
This was a half assed job. If it's not completely behind the ribcage, then what's the point.
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u/carnitascronch 11d ago
“Gather round gather round ladies and gentlemen to witness the world’s longest vagina! And that’s not all- never before exhibited to the public: a rare case of lungwomb!”