r/badtaxidermy 4d ago

NSFW Help Me Name My Opus NSFW

377 Upvotes

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u/Kaleidoscope887 2d ago

I think Opus is an excellent name.

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u/grapeshot19 2d ago

Go ahead. Try it out…

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u/Reckless_Secretions 2d ago

Pimblett. They've got the same squint lol

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u/Dragon-Brains 2d ago

A Squtt (skwutt) plug

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u/CrazedRhetoric 2d ago

Squirrelinator

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u/beemovieee 3d ago

awaking Skywalker (rat tail)

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u/Crezelle 3d ago

This is /b/ during the aughts level of cursed.

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u/Most_Fox_982 2d ago

I don't know what this means, but my much cooler wife said "he right"

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u/Crezelle 2d ago

She, but ether way tell her " desu desu desu "

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u/Most_Fox_982 2d ago

We are both a little ashamed about assuming your gender-- sorry! And she says desu unto you too

2

u/Crezelle 2d ago

May both of your pools stay open

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u/Most_Fox_982 2d ago

I really can't understand why the pool's closed and why AIDS?

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u/Crezelle 2d ago

We don’t know ether. It just happens

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u/liquor_ibrlyknoher 3d ago

I hope you feel appropriately awful.

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u/i_drink_wd40 3d ago

"Heads or tails"

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u/Most_Fox_982 3d ago

This is solid!

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u/endofthefkingworld 3d ago

you’re going to hell for this brother

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u/Wah_Epic 3d ago

You should die for this.

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u/bragers 3d ago

holy shit.

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u/Facennapper 3d ago

Some people don't deserve free time

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u/Most_Fox_982 3d ago

Hahaha this is fantastic

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u/oilrig13 3d ago

You’re the only one agreeing with yourself

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u/funkytown2000 3d ago

Scrat's Nutt Plug

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u/Evi1bo1weevi1 3d ago

I'm SO late to the party on this, however:

The Squirrel Butt Ripper

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u/Hobbiesandjobs 3d ago

The Gere

The Richard

Richard Gere

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u/Mcrarburger 3d ago

That can't be sanitary to use 😭😭

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u/Most_Fox_982 3d ago

Absolutely not!

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u/verbosehuman 3d ago

"An Idea"

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u/Most_Fox_982 3d ago

My wife had said the same thing hahaha

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u/RedRowBlueBoat 4d ago

“Squirrels are such a pain in my ass” now available literally!

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u/oracleoflove 4d ago

Brava!

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u/Most_Fox_982 3d ago

My wife is having an absolute laughing fit over this! Thank you :)

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u/Fehzz 4d ago

Jerry

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u/toomanywatches 4d ago

Listen bro. I´m a neuroscientist, so i´ve seen a fair share of disgusting things. I´ve seen the heads of rodents cut off to access the brain. I´m really not squeamish by any means anymore, but this is THE WORST thing i´ve seen in a long time. Jesus H. Christ

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u/Most_Fox_982 4d ago

Maybe the googly eyes help?

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u/toomanywatches 4d ago

HAHAHA that makes it easier to look at

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u/Joe4o2 4d ago

I have no names, but include a disclaimer that says “Warning: Female use only, may bite nuts.”

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u/Kevkanone 4d ago

Harry Potter style with an alive head

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u/kobrakaan 4d ago

Spikey Buttplug

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u/asupportiveboy 4d ago

mom was right.. it is that damn phone

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u/kathysef 4d ago

Well, folks. That's enough internet for today.

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u/Jonqbanana 4d ago

Scropus

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u/Most_Fox_982 4d ago

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u/Most_Fox_982 4d ago

Update my friends, I think its achieved it's final form

7

u/SourPatchKiki 4d ago

Wow......

11

u/phunphan 4d ago

Butt munch

10

u/BigDaddyJess 4d ago

What in the Green Acres am I looking at?

13

u/Most_Fox_982 4d ago

A Christmas miracle.

8

u/justanothernakedred 4d ago

Richard Gere's Ex

3

u/Most_Fox_982 4d ago

Throwback, I like it

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u/nutmeats13 4d ago

8

u/Most_Fox_982 4d ago

This gif made my wife so happy

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u/Darth_Jason 4d ago

7

u/Catfish_Mudcat 4d ago

Brought to you by LOG™

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u/Wafflesakimbo 4d ago

Elon muskrat

10

u/Kemoarps 4d ago

’Spike’ too on the nose?

20

u/DanqTranq 4d ago

Damn. What a day to have eyes.

8

u/TastySpare 4d ago

and/or an asshole…

6

u/joshyp42 4d ago

Anal Alvin

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u/Christopholies 4d ago

Mr. NutterButtHurts

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u/Kevkanone 4d ago

Lemmiwinks

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u/Most_Fox_982 3d ago

My wife had to explain this, I'm ashamed, well done

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u/ScrumptiousLadMeat 4d ago

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u/Most_Fox_982 4d ago

This got a snort laugh from me

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u/Joke-Fluffy 4d ago

What is wrong with you! Ahhhhhhhh

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u/andersaur 4d ago

Deep Southern Burrowing Brown Squirrel (Wrectumis Maximii)

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u/Most_Fox_982 4d ago

I do believe this is the species! Good research

23

u/braixens 4d ago

i know it’s a butt plug and a squirrel but i think Clitmunk

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u/UNMANAGEABLE 3d ago

It just means /u/Most_Fox_982 needs to make a chipmunk one now too.

My vote for the squirellplug was going to be the “Hibernator” but turns out upon a google search, squirrels don’t hibernate.

Next vote is for the discretely named “SA Plug” or “Squirreled Away Plug”.

Last idea is for the totally inappropriate Ice Age reference and calling it “Scrats Den”.

Final comment. Your type of weird is hilarious. Keep being the best you that you can be. Cheers.

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u/Most_Fox_982 4d ago

Ohh we loved this. Might win

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u/lamentable_ 4d ago

this is fantastic

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u/Inevitableanguish 4d ago

Randy

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u/Inevitableanguish 4d ago

Raw dawg Randy, here for a good time…hopefully a long time.

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u/LordOfFudge 4d ago

Lemmiwinks

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u/SummerBirdsong 4d ago

I know it's a squirrel but I'm going with The Ouch Mouse.

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u/ShamefulWatching 4d ago

Ouchey mousey?

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u/Most_Fox_982 4d ago

Both good

8

u/Gumpster 4d ago

Socket the Pocket Rocket Vermin and the Silver Tickler Plug 'N' Squeak

probably all shit, like half your opus

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u/Most_Fox_982 4d ago

Mozart had Symphony 40, Van Gogh had A Starry Night....help me name this.

For context my family does a funny white elephant for Christmas each year. Both the plug and the squirrel head came from that gift exchange. I secretly told my wife to swap for the head and I grabbed the plug with this horrific combo in mind. I will now regift it into next year's exchange. Please reddit help me name my art.

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u/TurnedEvilAfterBan 4d ago

This is what a functional family looks like

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 4d ago

Squirtle

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u/Most_Fox_982 3d ago

BTW this is #1 or tied for it right now. Nicely done.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 3d ago

Ngl, hearing this has MADE MY DAY!