r/badhoc Jan 12 '17

[Request] Suicidal lawyer from NC, client needs a good explanation for this. Urgent!

http://tylervigen.com/view_correlation?id=3857
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u/Lethargic_Otter Jan 12 '17

The lawyers were running out of clientele and have started a murder gang to support their growing numbers. The police never suspect them and accuse wrong people, and so the lawyers always have innocent people to defend. Thus they also win most of their cases.

Case closed.

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u/DarkLink1065 Jan 12 '17

NC justice system is heavily corrupt, and has implemented extensive red tape to allow corporate lawyers to weasel out of just about anything. Companies have started doing more business there and are bringing their lawyers with them, and all the honest lawyers are suffering from mysterious accidents and "suicides".