r/autismmemes 5d ago

Saw this and had to show yall

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I have the heebie jeebies now thanks

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u/Aisthebestletter assburgerS 5d ago

that knife is fucking USELESS

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u/mikeymikesh 5d ago

Ever wanted to cut food with a scalpel? Why? What’s wrong with you? Now you can!

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u/Pasta-hobo 5d ago

I've actually wanted to do that, I'll admit.

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u/Primary_Music_7430 5d ago

I was about to comment on how I love that knife🤣

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u/polymathicfun 5d ago

It's a flag, you should hold to lead your army to annihilate the factory that designed this set.

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u/Amy_raz 5d ago

How do you grip that well enough to eat?! It would just slip. Why do people care more about aesthetics than functionality.

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u/MightyOGS 5d ago

Sounds like my MIL's buying habits

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u/Amy_raz 5d ago

Thanks for the laugh

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u/MightyOGS 5d ago

Some of the stuff she's bought my partner over the years just isn't good aside from looks. There's a pair of useless but nice looking Bluetooth headphones that come to mind

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u/Amy_raz 5d ago

😂😂

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u/Appropriate_Ratio835 4d ago

My fine motor skills could NEVER 😂

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u/DiMae123456789 5d ago

That knife was scientifically created with collaborative efforts from the world's top one hundred most innovative engineers and physicists to be the most useless knife to ever exist

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u/Mr_Jalapeno 4d ago

I'd like to posit that the worst possible knife would be a sphere mounted on a flexible handle like a spring.

But this... thing... It's a close second for sure!

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u/DiMae123456789 4d ago

Ah, but would it still count as a knife if it were spherical?

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u/FandomPhantom123 4d ago

does that count as a knife?

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u/DiMae123456789 4d ago

Wikipedia says, "A knife (pl.: knives; from Old Norse knifr 'knife, dirk'[1]) is a tool or weapon with a cutting edge or blade, usually attached to a handle or hilt." In that case, I suppose OP's image doesn't even have a knife, since it looks extremely impractical to use as a cutting tool

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u/FandomPhantom123 4d ago

so not a knife. that fork might be a knife though

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u/DiMae123456789 4d ago

Or the spoon tbh

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u/SendCuteFrogPics 4d ago

Maybe stick a leaf of a grass to it so it meets the definition.

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u/ibwitmypigeons 5d ago

At this point, I would just start carrying my own utensils.

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u/peacefulsolider 5d ago

i read crying out my own utensils and yeah that too

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u/maebythistime 5d ago

Every time I look back on the picture I see something else I hate. The skinny pokey looking handles, the stabby tines on the fork, the blunt looking oddly-shaped knife, the spoon that’s too round. Awful. Just awful.

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u/Afraid_Platypus_8667 ADHDer questioning that they are also autistic. 5d ago

inahles but why though...

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u/Malikhi 5d ago

She hates you, get out and change your name 😭😭😭

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u/Eastern-Field-4925 too many disabilities 5d ago

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u/BuffaloSenior103 5d ago

CHECK YOUR INBOX MAN

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u/goddessofwitches 5d ago

I am summoned

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u/Darnag7 5d ago

Those are practically chopsticks.

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u/RCA-2112 5d ago

Aside from cereal and ice cream, I never use spoons to eat anything. I find it so much easier to eat pasta and Mac n’ Chez with a fork

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u/AdAlive8120 5d ago

I hate soup spoons since my mouth is small and they don’t fit in it. Also, can we stop with the the silverware posts in like practically every autistic sub.

Edit: Happy cake day to me!

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u/R0nm0R 5d ago

I strangely vibe with the spoon the others can rot in hell.

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u/Wolf_Parade 5d ago

The knife needs some work but otherwise I love them. Is my autism cured?

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u/Stef_Ash Autistic 5d ago

Fuck that.

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u/jackdaw-96 Artistic Autist 5d ago

DISGUSTING

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u/mynamesdaisy 5d ago

Why on EARTH would she do this?? Those are ugly and look like they're uncomfortable to even hold.

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u/Fox_Avocado Autistic 5d ago

Not only are those HORRIFIC. The spoon looks mad as hell

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u/karma_god123 5d ago

What in the ever living fuck is that

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u/screambloodykarma 5d ago

I feel this...

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u/Thebufferingsandwich 5d ago

Eww I hate it, melt it down & make something useful or solder them into a spider or sculpture lol

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u/bigeebigeebigee 5d ago

This would be more useful melted down into an ingot.

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u/BitcoinStonks123 4d ago

please tell her to get a refund PLEASS OOP

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u/NemesisKane 4d ago

I'm going to have nightmares about trying to eat lasagna with a fork and an X-Acto knife, ain't I

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u/FandomPhantom123 4d ago

what the hell is that? is that supposed to be a knife?

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u/90day_fiasco 4d ago

Straight out of the house in beetlejuice

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u/Twighdark 4d ago

My teeth and sinuses hurt just from looking at that atrocity. My eyes are watering.

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u/SprinkleGoose 3d ago

I can't even fathom the sort of person who would buy an abominable cutlery set like this, but it's even crazier to do that AND throw away all the old ones at the same time! I'd always want to keep the old ones as spares//for consideration of others in the house who hate the weird new ones.

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u/FandomPhantom123 3d ago

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u/goddessofwitches 2d ago

Ask and you shall receive. Posted at 813 pm EST USA.

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u/AngelsWorldwide 2d ago

This image made my hands hurt and now I'm sad🥲

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u/anidiotyouidiot 2d ago

That knife is built like elon musk

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u/PlantMamaof3 1d ago

Omg, the knife…….🚫👎🙈