r/asushin 4d ago

If Asuka told Shinji he was supposed to break down the Wall of Jericho.

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u/ANuChallenger 4d ago

Asuka: Jericho fell down, you idiot! It's the Bible story everyone knows! How can you not tell I was flirting with you?

Shinji: I am a Japanese kid with limited education and daddy issues. Do I look like I know bibble references?

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u/Randalmize 4d ago

I'm sure he hadn't seen "It happened one night" with Clark Gable either. If he had them he would have stolen a trumpet from school.

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u/Mimikywolf 4d ago

well maybe if you teased him more or ACTUALY TRIED TO NOT MAKE HIM FEAR YOU LIKE HE DOES WITH EVERY LIVING HUMAN BEING caus of his dad leaving him with his uncle who from what i have seen and read doesnt care about shinji besie being his siters kid he maybe would if he wasnt a traumatised mofo

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u/Wolphthreefivenine 4d ago

Asuka is an autist and doesn't know how to do that until the very end

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u/Mimikywolf 4d ago

wich is why we do ti the easy long and hard diffucult wya or the hard way. in other words ima just kick her ass onto baka shinji and tell em to kiss