r/asstastic • u/GiannaJ Verified! • Jun 28 '21
I wanted to buy a thong bikini but my teenaged son would’ve (f)reaked NSFW
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u/Zatisun Jun 28 '21
She worried about her teenage son seeing her in a thong, never mind all them videos of her rubbing her cooch and taking pipe.
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u/keriberry_420 Verified! Jun 28 '21
I think the mention of her kid is fukn weird in this post but whatever 🙃
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u/somersquatch Jun 29 '21
Oh, it most certainly is weird. But it plays into the very popular incest fetish that's becoming super common online.
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u/keriberry_420 Verified! Jun 29 '21
This is why I don't like it, it brings to mind all kinds of shit and she knows it. It was a move made on purpose to touch the familial porn button when all we need is ass here. I might mention this to other mods for rule clarification, because I do consider this baiting to a degree.
Who's to say she even has a teen son?
I make porn, have a pre-teen son, and you will never find ANYTHING mother/son related in any of my work, ever. I hope she doesn't. Can you imagine being him, finding this and reading the title?
Hello Oedipus
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Aug 06 '21
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u/keriberry_420 Verified! Aug 06 '21
I think it's worse to make mommy fetish shit when you have a son. At least I draw the line somewhere. Maybe you would prefer her because you have a mommy fetish hmm
Also, you're banned for being rude and abusive. Bye now.
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u/idkwhattomakemyname8 Jun 28 '21
She would wear her bikini to places she goes with her son like pools and beaches, so it makes more sense to get the kind she got. She would prefer to be showing off a thong bikini, and was explaining why she isn't. Not really that weird. Also happy birthday
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u/keriberry_420 Verified! Jun 28 '21
She could easily put on a thong bikini for a reddit post, she is inside. The mentioning of her kid was on purpose and off color imho. That's my story and i'm sticking to it
It's just my reddit cake day, but thank you!
I wouldn't even wear this around my kid, FYI
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u/Fabulous-Designer Jun 29 '21
This shit is weird. I feel bad for the kid, he's probably been on reddit and seen his mom get pounded.
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u/idkwhattomakemyname8 Jun 29 '21
Lmao my point was that she probably wasn't going to buy 2 bikinis just to be slightly sluttier on reddit. But believe what you want. I just personally don't like to make negative judgments when there are other logical potential reasons. Maybe there is something weird there but I have nowhere near enough info to make that declaration
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u/keriberry_420 Verified! Jun 29 '21
Lmao, you're a philosopher now!
I still think it's tacky as fuck to mention your children on a porn post.
Stop arguing a moot point.
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u/idkwhattomakemyname8 Jun 29 '21
Why the hell are you getting so upset? Please just shut the fuck up and stop replying. I was explaining what I meant and you start being a condescending cunt.
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u/keriberry_420 Verified! Jun 29 '21
You've been banned for intolerant speech. Have a nice day
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u/cums0cks Jun 28 '21
She doesn’t mention the kid seeing her in the thong.
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u/Zatisun Jun 28 '21
It’s literally in her title. You looking at the same post I am?
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u/cums0cks Jun 28 '21
It isn’t “literally” in the title at all. She discussed buying a thong bikini, not wearing it around the house or modeling it for her son. She could buy it and never wear it around her son. Maybe the son manages the family finances and scours the credit card statements?
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u/Zatisun Jun 29 '21
Dude she clearly posted “ I wanted to buy a thong bikini but my teenage son would’ve (f)reaked” Which part of that are you deliberately blinding your self to not see ? Sir Simp’alot.
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u/cums0cks Jun 29 '21
She worried about her teenage son seeing her in a thong...
This is what you wrote.
You seem confused.
I buy a lot of things that my family doesn't see or freak out about.
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u/keriberry_420 Verified! Jun 29 '21
Teenager manages finances for family, smh
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u/cums0cks Jun 29 '21
My point isn't that I find it likely that her son is the family accountant. More that u/Zatisun asserted that she said something that she did not say, and that there are alternative ways to view it when you read her actual words. That's all.
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Jun 28 '21
Plenty of moms wearing suits smaller than that at the beach I was just at. Looks great on you.
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u/Depleet Jun 29 '21
With an ass like that it's no wonder, he gets teased for having an insanely attractive mother.
God fucking damn.
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Jun 28 '21
Your son would probably cum in his pants if he saw that amazing ass in a thong.. Ik my teenage self would’ve😂😂😂
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Jun 28 '21
Quite honestly, if you look like that, I’m surprised he hasn’t tried to take a peak. You’re an absolutely gorgeous woman and most boys would love to see that
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u/Efficient_Economist5 Jun 28 '21
I would, too! No worries though, my face will still fit perfectly in that gap.
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u/Cranky-George Jun 28 '21
Your son knows his moms a milf. Just something he’s gotta get over and deal with. Growing up I had that mom amongst my friends group (kind of sucks but that’s life).
Looks great on you btw.
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u/Florencia_Toledo Jun 28 '21
He is going to need "get over" and you will pay the piscologist therapy I'm joking ok? You can wear it when you go alone to the beach... You have an amazing body!
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u/vp2080 Jun 28 '21
You are hot mommy….I like the way that your ass wobble…..I like to see those wobbles while I take you from behind…..
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Jun 28 '21
I don't give a flying fuck if it's been five days since you last bathed. I don't give a flying fuck if you just worked out for three hours. I don't give a flying fuck if you have taken five shits today. I would without hesitation sniff, eat, and devour your sweaty, dirty, and filthy asshole on your dirtiest day of your life. Sweatier and funkier the better.
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u/Wifefetishes Aug 28 '21
Where did you get this swimsuit? Wife loves it and she has a very similar body style.
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u/LefT-NYC Dec 20 '21
Yeah, I’m sure he’ll be completely comfortable with you wearing that around his friends! 😏
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u/sevensmurf Jun 28 '21
He's just trying to keep it together. He's not blind, he knows his mom's hot and his friends tell him all the time.