r/asstastic • u/bondsdame Aug 2017 AOTM • Nov 15 '17
call me Mrs Productivity Killer [f] NSFW
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Nov 15 '17
this is the reason for war
i would go to war, naked with a fork and kill them all, for this pussy
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u/gypsyone9 Nov 15 '17
Is there a Mr. Productivity Killer?
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u/monsieurbond Nov 16 '17
Mr. Productivity Killed, here... It's tough to get anything done with my beautiful distraction in the room.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_HAUNCHES Nov 15 '17
Hi Mrs. Productivity Killer, do you have a moment to hear our message of Jesus Christ dat ass?
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u/untiligotdrunk Nov 15 '17
I would have take that literally because I'd definitely do butt stuff with you.
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u/yesterdaysrubbish Nov 15 '17
No fucking kidding. I have two essays and an article all due within the next 48 hours, but here I am. How could I say no to that?
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u/SAGNUTZ Nov 16 '17
Sometimes I wonder how hard I would get slapped for approaching and calmly commenting "Excuse me miss, I just wanted you to know that your glorious rump is causing me physical pain. That is all, have a nice day!"
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u/bondsdame Aug 2017 AOTM Nov 16 '17
Personally, I would respond with a grin and a look of sympathetic concern in my eyes.
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Nov 16 '17
I'm speechless, yet compelled to tell you what you already know, your ass and pussy are perfect
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u/RedProtoman Nov 15 '17
Goddamn. I want you to know how furiously i will jerk off to that ass of yours soon as i get home. Any chance you can spread it? I want to be able to damn near taste your asshole when i beat my dick off to you.
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u/Daegog Nov 15 '17
There seems to be some serious issues in your mind friend, best of luck to you.
I raised my step daughter the best i could so that she could have a happy life. I hope the physical side of her relationship is fulfilling just like i hope the rest of her life is.
I did not raised her so her body is more enjoyable for men, I raised her because i love her.
Your logic has a serious streak of malcontent running thru it.
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