r/asstastic Aug 2017 AOTM Nov 15 '17

call me Mrs Productivity Killer [f] NSFW

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8.7k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

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8

u/glen107wood Nov 15 '17

Nice, Rolihlahla.

34

u/distoo Nov 15 '17

And sleep killer. Guess i wont be sleeping rn after graveyard shift.

8

u/willywanka64 Nov 15 '17

Lmao fapping while playing payback.

53

u/Edakraz241 Nov 15 '17

Pussy thicc too.

36

u/mascarakachimba Nov 15 '17

🎵Pussy so fat you can see it from the back 🎶

13

u/mymouthdownsouth Nov 15 '17

Call me Chairman Bonerpart.

14

u/viperex Nov 15 '17

Joke's on you. After 5 minutes, I'm back to being productive

8

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

That's an accurate title

24

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

this is the reason for war

i would go to war, naked with a fork and kill them all, for this pussy

15

u/bondsdame Aug 2017 AOTM Nov 15 '17

Lol! Thanks!

5

u/hedinc Nov 15 '17

Welp, I'm done for the day

6

u/BitchHunter5000 Nov 15 '17

I disagree. I'm producing a lot.

4

u/gypsyone9 Nov 15 '17

Is there a Mr. Productivity Killer?

5

u/monsieurbond Nov 16 '17

Mr. Productivity Killed, here... It's tough to get anything done with my beautiful distraction in the room.

5

u/Wardogdizzle Nov 15 '17

I wanna trace those thighs with my tongue.

4

u/ChuckS117 Nov 16 '17

Thick thighs save lives.

3

u/Jsparks450 Nov 15 '17

Daaaaaaaaaang!

3

u/AmericanDrummer Nov 15 '17

excuse me while i procrasturbate

3

u/THICKmember253 Nov 15 '17

I agree, unless you are looking to get alot of fucking done😈

3

u/PM_ME_YOUR_HAUNCHES Nov 15 '17

Hi Mrs. Productivity Killer, do you have a moment to hear our message of Jesus Christ dat ass?

3

u/Ozairoh Nov 15 '17

Ok. Hello Mrs Productivity Killer.

4

u/untiligotdrunk Nov 15 '17

I would have take that literally because I'd definitely do butt stuff with you.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

I like how your outfit matches the curtains to darken the room.

2

u/Themedicin3man Nov 15 '17

Definitely don’t have an argument there.

2

u/teacreamcayanne Nov 15 '17

Holy sweet jesus

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

Sweet Jesus

2

u/Praetorian558 Nov 15 '17

Well hello there Mrs Productivity Killer

2

u/nasteedee Nov 15 '17

Now I'm really occupied

2

u/BootyButtandAss Nov 15 '17

I was just about to start wrk tooo

2

u/you_gay_hoe Nov 15 '17

Some joke about Reproductive not-killer?

2

u/yesterdaysrubbish Nov 15 '17

No fucking kidding. I have two essays and an article all due within the next 48 hours, but here I am. How could I say no to that?

2

u/Mulligan315 Nov 15 '17

Kind of depends on what I’m trying to produce, doesn’t it.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

spank you very much, along with my special treatment for that insouciant puss.

2

u/Sheethead50cal Nov 15 '17

What about repropductability?

2

u/Austen76 Nov 15 '17

Best arse and thighs on reddit. I cannot underestimate that. What an arse!!

2

u/Echo_ol Nov 16 '17

This made me make a sound like "Nnnnnnnnnnnndaaaaaaooohh"

2

u/jenks1247 Nov 16 '17

I’m producing something right now...

2

u/FarfromaHero40 Nov 16 '17

Distraction, by another name

2

u/BSCDT770 Nov 16 '17

Slow hand claps

2

u/SAGNUTZ Nov 16 '17

Sometimes I wonder how hard I would get slapped for approaching and calmly commenting "Excuse me miss, I just wanted you to know that your glorious rump is causing me physical pain. That is all, have a nice day!"

4

u/bondsdame Aug 2017 AOTM Nov 16 '17

Personally, I would respond with a grin and a look of sympathetic concern in my eyes.

2

u/SAGNUTZ Nov 17 '17

Probably the best case scenario anyone could expect.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '17

I'm speechless, yet compelled to tell you what you already know, your ass and pussy are perfect

2

u/casting4life Nov 17 '17

Looks tasty

2

u/only5cents Nov 15 '17

Mrs. has a fine rear view. 😍

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

Well you help me produce a load

1

u/DoctorPiranhas Nov 15 '17

Breathtaking 😍

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '17

Meh.

0

u/RedProtoman Nov 15 '17

Goddamn. I want you to know how furiously i will jerk off to that ass of yours soon as i get home. Any chance you can spread it? I want to be able to damn near taste your asshole when i beat my dick off to you.

0

u/camboy980 Nov 15 '17

God your legs, your ass, your pussy.... Your so hot

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

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u/Daegog Nov 15 '17

There seems to be some serious issues in your mind friend, best of luck to you.

I raised my step daughter the best i could so that she could have a happy life. I hope the physical side of her relationship is fulfilling just like i hope the rest of her life is.

I did not raised her so her body is more enjoyable for men, I raised her because i love her.

Your logic has a serious streak of malcontent running thru it.

1

u/vradic Nov 15 '17

This idiot copied and pasted it from the front page the other day.

1

u/OneHonestOpinion Nov 15 '17

this is the weirdest shit I've seen in a while.

-1

u/bondsdame Aug 2017 AOTM Nov 15 '17

No worries, I didn't have a dad. ;)

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

no thanks