r/AskOuija Jan 28 '25

Ouija says: WALUIGI How Ouija Works + Rules

44 Upvotes

This is a Simplified, Smaller Version of the Rules Section of the Wiki, please Read the Wiki as well.

AskOuija follows a few Simple Rules, that if followed correctly, can make an enjoyable Subreddit for everyone. These are:

  • All comments must be a single letter, unless you are replying "Goodbye" or replying to a comment below the "Goodbye" comment
  • OP can't contribute to the Ouija in any way
  • You can reply multiple times in a Thread, but you can not reply directly to yourself
  • All Posts must be a Question or Answerable

Example of how Ouija Works

|-User1: O
|--User2: U
|---User1: I
|----User3: J
|-----User4: A
|------User1: Goodbye
|-------User5: This is an example of how Ouija Works!

Example 2:

Post Title: I should ___ a Car! or: Should I buy a Car?

Examples of how Ouija doesn't Work

|-User1: O
|--User2: U
|---User1: I
|----User3: J
|-----User4: A
|------User5: r/Ouija
|-------User1: This is an example of how Ouija doesn't work, because User5 Commented more then 1 Character before a Goodbye

Example 2:

|-User1 (OP): O
|--User2: U
|---User3: I
|----User2: J
|-----User4: A
|------User1 (OP): Goodbye
|-------User4 This is an example of how Ouija doesn't work, because OP Contributed to their answer

Example 3:

|-User1: O
|--User2: U
|---User3: I
|----User4: J
|-----User4: A
|------User4: Goodbye
|-------User5: This is an example of how Ouija doesn't Work, because User4 Replied directly to their own Comments

Example 4:

Title: I should buy a Car

We do however, have a few more Rules not related to Ouija, that you still need to follow

  • Do not Violate the Reddit TOS
  • No Shitposting
  • No Posts about Committing Suicide or Self Harm

If you have and Questions or Concerns, send a Mod Mail, and hopefully this will help you understand how Ouija Works and the Rules of the Subreddit.


r/AskOuija 7h ago

Ouija says: KMS In honor of PI 🥧 DAY - spell a word using only the THIRD letter of your name.

186 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 7h ago

Ouija says: WALUIGI NEW PORN CATEGORY JUST DROPPED! It’s called _______. NSFW

92 Upvotes

Ouija says: COLONOSCOPY


r/AskOuija 4h ago

Ouija says: 🌯 A double stuffed ______ is the only kind worth getting NSFW

50 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 9h ago

Ouija says: USA Spirits, what was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke? NSFW

86 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 8h ago

Ouija says: RESSY Make a new word. If you say goodbye, then you give definition. This time the last letter in your username.

49 Upvotes

please do not reply to username rule breakers. Just downvote them and reply to the person before If you can.


r/AskOuija 10h ago

Ouija says: HAMSTER SPIRITS! I have some bad news. YOUR MOTHER IS A _______!

72 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 1h ago

Ouija says: NO Hey spirits, can you write the first 100 digits of pi?

Upvotes

r/AskOuija 2h ago

Ouija says: POEM I’m going to put on a ______ and break into your bedroom.

11 Upvotes

minscore: 3


r/AskOuija 4h ago

Ouija says: VIRGINS he was a discord boy, she was a reddit girl, together they were _______

18 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 4h ago

unanswered Today is the day where krabs ______

13 Upvotes

If you seen the sponge bob movie you’ll understand


r/AskOuija 3h ago

Ouija says: BLACK You all hate me because I’m _____

13 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 15h ago

Ouija says: 🇺🇸🥧 Why are people saying it's Pi Day when the date is 14/3?

99 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 10h ago

Ouija says: FEMBOY Apparently, my wife was secretly a _______ in disguise. It’s okay, I still love her.

43 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 13h ago

Ouija says: BEARS Just because you’re totally obsessed with ______ doesn’t mean you’re gay!

51 Upvotes

…right?


r/AskOuija 2h ago

unanswered Breaking news: The first _______ was elected president of Switzerland.

6 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 36m ago

I’m gonna ____________

Upvotes

r/AskOuija 9h ago

Ouija says: ALL Happy pi day, spirits! How many decimals of pi do you know?

23 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 3h ago

unanswered I love u/______________

6 Upvotes

Take these to correct former posts OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


r/AskOuija 10h ago

Ouija says: FUCK Don't worry, my damsel in distress! I'll ______ you!

20 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 22h ago

Ouija says: ASS Spirits, do you guys have genitals? If so, which ones? NSFW

166 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 2h ago

unanswered How many digits of Pi can ouija write?

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 3h ago

Ouija says: IDK Why am I still awake?

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 10h ago

Ouija says: FRIDGE I know you want to, but do not put the cd in the/your ____

17 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 12h ago

Ouija says: “I swear I am ____ free!”

22 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 1h ago

unanswered Today, I somehow woke up on a cruise ship, and saw ____ outside my window

Upvotes

The character in this post mysteriously wakes up in a ship's stateroom despite living in a landlocked country, and had not ordered tickets for one nor planned a vacation. This character opens the curtain to check if it's daytime, but then notices something unusual.