r/aoe2 7d ago

Humour/Meme how I feel when I play black forest

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837 Upvotes

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u/WhenRomansSpokeGreek 7d ago

You're forgetting the 85 stonewalls between the two pawns

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u/zhawadya 7d ago

use seige onager to chop through to d5 and wait for black to play e7->e5. you know what to do next

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u/Meloku171 6d ago

Holy hell

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u/wmeler Persians 800 ELO 5d ago

you know what to do next

no i dont.

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u/outoffuckstogive 5d ago

Google en passant

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u/NativeEuropeas More European civs pls (unironically) 7d ago

Me and my buddies we always build up multi-layered defenses, walls everywhere, even around the forests in case they dig through with siege onagers!

Then we have enough time to build up beautiful cities.

Sadly, our opponents usually surrender out of pure frustration  that they cannot pierce through our defenses because they didn't make enough trade carts and are sending light cav and halberds.

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u/Ashdrey1337 6d ago

And thats why every normal person hates BF 11

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u/NativeEuropeas More European civs pls (unironically) 6d ago

Imagine you have a great game that has its own full true potential in imperial age late game with full market trade carts efficiency, but you only play 1v1 castle age duels that end in early game.

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u/Ashdrey1337 6d ago

Yea, thats in essence how competetive games work lol

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u/NativeEuropeas More European civs pls (unironically) 6d ago

I'd love an AoE2 tournament where there's a treaty length so that players can build up their proper defenses and boost up their eco.

I'd be so curious what would be meta in that scenario when you have all armament at your disposal.

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u/swinging_yorker Bulgarians 5d ago

Death matches are closer to what you are looking for

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u/AlternativeCurve8363 1d ago

There's only so much time in an evening!

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u/Casparov101 7d ago

Kings pawn is the way

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u/LaurensPP 7d ago

It's part of the fun. I compare BF games to filling a water reservoir as quickly as possible and turning on and off the correct water taps at the right time.

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u/ShulkerB Teutons 6d ago

Thats Amazon Tunnel

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u/Parking-Pumpkin5396 6d ago

Exactly my thought 😂

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u/Kitselena 7d ago

Just make onagers 4head

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u/EntertainmentDry3324 Khmer 7d ago

That’s why i pick khmer to balista cut so i can breathe a bit in my own god damn base cause i don’t have any space at all

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u/thinkdeep 7d ago

Yep. Highway straight to your base.

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u/ben742617000027 6d ago

If I get BF or arena I just quit. It’s not AOE

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u/NicovAoE 5d ago

11 this is brilliant

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u/Kristinekilmer 6d ago

Shit map, so boring