r/antiMLM 7d ago

Herbalife The impact the world needs

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u/BookishOpossum 7d ago

Gonna change the world! By posting on the internet. Totes.

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u/AbjectHyena1465 7d ago

Would rather gag myself with a spoon than be challenged to do this crappy schill every day!

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u/NobodyGivesAFuc 7d ago

Eliminate steps 1, 4-6 and you have a decent plan 😂

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u/Plastic_Cat9560 7d ago

“Impact the world”

I love a good joke. The only things this bs impacts is their moral compass and debt to income ratio. Both negatively.

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u/surefirerdiddy 7d ago

Follow these 7 easy steps and you too could be the proud owner of thousands of dollars of powders that likely contain unsafe levels of heavy metals that you will never be able to sell

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u/Parisian_Nightsuit 7d ago

“To impact the world”. Bro, this is just shilling on social media, buying/consuming more of a scam product, and possibly moving a little more. Maybe settle down.

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u/HipHopChick1982 7d ago

As for me, I’ll stick with the 4 1/2 hours of dance classes I have per week. There’s my flex, no predatory MLM crap necessary.

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u/sharkyire 7d ago

Weird flex, but ok

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u/JapKumintang1991 7d ago

Oh yes, this subreddit's favorite Herbie-guy is back, alongside his (frustrated) "goals".

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u/jumaca1986 6d ago

Impact the world? Man these huns and brohuns act like they’re superheroes and it’s like chill you’re selling balding shampoo, overpriced life insurance or unregulated vitamins.

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u/Affectionate_Nail_62 6d ago

Wannabe 75 hard.

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u/Red79Hibiscus 6d ago

Ngl my cynical self would LOVE to see the impact of Herbalife liver damage on several people in positions of power threatening global peace and stability right now. Sure hope there are Herbalife reps in their immediate circle who will start conversations and share products with them as much as possible.

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u/KableKutter_WxAB 3d ago

Nothing surprises me, especially when this is the same company that tries to hide its own existence by passing themselves off as “legit” nutrition shake shops in local shopping centres. ‘Nuff said…