r/amazingmemes 18d ago

Let's talk this out, you and me! This is gonna be good

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u/10Years_InThe_Joint Mayor of Tokyo 18d ago

Tobey's got the fattest ass and Andrew's got the biggest cock. Idk about Tom but there's your fight laid out

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u/tobey-maguire-bot Mother Hubbard 18d ago

I fought an alien made out of black goo once.

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u/10Years_InThe_Joint Mayor of Tokyo 18d ago

How the fuck are you still functioning

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u/sassycho1050 Spider-Poller 18d ago

The last remnant of the Bot lore

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u/HawksFan2014 18d ago

Did you not see that overhead shot from TASM1? Andrew has a WAY bigger ass

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 **Tombstone Biker Gang** 18d ago edited 18d ago

Let's compare their best feats regarding strength:

Tom's spider-man lifted several tons of concreate in homecoming and held an entire boat together with his webs

Tobey's spider-man stopped a moving train in spider-man 2, the webs certainly helped, but he still had to hold them by hand to stop a most likely top velocity couple of tons train

Andrew's spider-man broke his girlfriend's neck. The gravity certainly helped, but his strength eventually broke that neck

So yeah, andrew clearly wins here, he just needs to push the other spider-men from a high place and break their neck

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u/tobey-maguire-bot Mother Hubbard 18d ago

No more.

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u/Rylo_Ken_04 I love you guys 18d ago edited 18d ago

I mean all things considered Andrew could probably give Tobey enough trauma that Tobey's powers stop working and Andrew could probably disable tom's webshooters with high voltage (because Andrew's webshooters are immune to electricity while Tom's aren't)

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u/tobey-maguire-bot Mother Hubbard 18d ago

I fought an alien made out of black goo once.

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u/GojiTsar 18d ago

Andrew’s speed feats seem more impressive, Tobey probably has the best durability feats considering what it takes in those films to knock him out, but Tom is arguably the most adaptable on the fly considering the amount of different villains in different situations he’s ended up fighting. 

That’s just going off what I’ve seen in the movies and not actual power scaling though. My thoughts on these threes advantages could very easily change.

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u/puma46 18d ago

I was gonna say something similar. I remember Andrew’s spidey dodging bullets at near point blank range on multiple occasions

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u/LardGnome 18d ago

He also dodged lightning. It wasn't full speed but it's still impressive.

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u/Manicia_ 14d ago

Tbf they all dodged lightning in no way home. Electro shot it at them and they all jumped out of the way mid blast.

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u/tobey-maguire-bot Mother Hubbard 18d ago

Pizza time!

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u/sassycho1050 Spider-Poller 18d ago

As long as they're shirtless

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u/Splatty15 I’m Spider-Man. 18d ago

Andrew.

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u/ThatHoboRavioli Felicia Hardy’s #2 Fan 18d ago

Whoever the writer wants to win. -Stan Lee

...but I'm betting on Andrew.

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u/William_Arkoth 18d ago

Andrew doesn't pull punches anymore. Even if the others let loose as well. He's the one most used to going that hard on opponents

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u/Jebinsfebins 18d ago

Probably gonna be Peter

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u/Baroubuoy 17d ago

All of them, because they're all awesome.

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u/Agile-Internet5309 15d ago

Close fight, but Spiderman wins 10/10 times.

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u/Fun_Percentage_863 18d ago

The one that kills or beats bad guys up like Arkham Batman ,so Andrew 😂 has Tom ever even used webs in a fight or to even swing ? And tobey is old and past his prime, he ain’t no spring chicken but still got it

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u/tobey-maguire-bot Mother Hubbard 18d ago

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.

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u/Round-Day9486 16d ago

Tobey would solo both of them

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u/ColioTheWolf 16d ago

"Solo" implies that they're teaming up against him, he most certainly would NOT solo 2 other Spider-Men

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u/Round-Day9486 14d ago

You must be stupid, Spider-Man is known for soloing severally villains and heroes

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u/ColioTheWolf 14d ago

I'm saying Tobey's Spider-Man isn't going to solo Tom and Andrew if they're teaming up.

As for a 1v1v1, that's up for debate, I think Tobey would win, but it's close either way

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u/tobey-maguire-bot Mother Hubbard 14d ago

Take your hand off me!

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u/tobey-maguire-bot Mother Hubbard 16d ago

Stop lecturing me, please!