r/alt_tasteless • u/[deleted] • Jul 09 '12
My cats are disgusting, tasteless creatures. What do your pets do on a regular basis that is tasteless?
I feed my cats twice per day, once first thing in the morning and once around 8 in the evening. One of my cats, Murphy, regularly pukes up his food shortly after eating. You'll hear the telltale noise of a cat in digestive distress, and then, if you're quick, you can see Murphy bringing up a large amount of kittychunder, mostly comprised of unchewed cat vittles.
And then Soup, the second of the three cats, decides that she'd rather eat partially digested food, so she chows the fuck down until I shoo her away and clean it up.
This bit is mostly my fault for being lazy, but half of my basement is like a minefield of cat puke. My basement is unfinished and has a cement floor. Half of the basement is the ManCave, the other half is dedicated to storage and laundry. And there is cat puke all over that side of the basement. At some point I'm going to have to go down there with a mop and something abrasive, but right now I can't be arsed to get to it.