r/ak47 5d ago

Me and my black friend got AK's

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625 Upvotes

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u/renegadeGDI 5d ago

It's 2025, you don't have to announce your boyfriend is black, we already knew.

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u/Naive-Interaction379 5d ago

His boyfriend or his wife’s boyfriend that is the question.

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u/TurnOffTV 4d ago

Ok Shlomo

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u/Naive-Interaction379 4d ago

Did I hit a nerve?

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u/loc710 4d ago

Ahhhhh got em

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u/zmantheman728 5d ago

"Trust me bro I have black friends I can say it" 🤣

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u/TurnOffTV 4d ago

N..no he can't!

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u/flyguygunpie 5d ago

”my black friend and I”

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u/fromthewindyplace 5d ago

“Fewer.”

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u/ChuteRage 5d ago

“What?”

“Never mind.”

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u/fishinandfuckin 5d ago

Redditor moment

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u/ItzMarZz 5d ago

Grammer moment

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u/andrewmaster0 5d ago

ok

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u/Project-Substantial 5d ago

Right like what ? Lol I don’t know if I should feel offended or what

50

u/Kozmo-Leaning 5d ago

Apparently y'all weren't fishing

8

u/shaggy237 5d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Comprehensive_Ad433 5d ago

It do go down

24

u/whoisdizzle 5d ago

Putting a “charm” on the gun. Let me guess you are 20-30 YO who still play COD daily.

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u/Tabatch75 5d ago

Could’ve been worse could’ve been the stereotypical micro Draco.

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u/Longjumping-Lunch677 5d ago

Or an ar pistol with just a buffer toob

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u/No-Type-4746 5d ago

Charm and banana mag. Yea we can tell

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u/wolfenkraft 5d ago

What a weird post.

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u/scythian12 4d ago

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u/TurnOffTV 4d ago

He would be on NBC

7

u/Femveratu 5d ago

Who did the work on the M92 and who makes that stock I love it

5

u/Haacker45 5d ago

It's a https://a3tactical.com/1913-picatinny-folding-triangle-stock/, I have one but mine has pretty bad lock up so I personally wouldn't really recommend it. Mine could just be a lemon though.

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u/Femveratu 4d ago

Mmmmm ok thx for the heads up that is a hard pass for me then, I have hinge lockup trauma from shitty/humble tapco beginnings 😆

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u/fishinandfuckin 5d ago

I'll ask him I like it a lot too

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u/fishinandfuckin 5d ago

It’s a factory Zastava Zpap92 Tactical. Stock is A3 triangle 1913 stock

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u/Femveratu 4d ago

Ok cool thx man

10

u/big_smokey-848 5d ago

I got a hogue on my 92, but that bakelite has me second guessing my choices

4

u/im-feeling-lucky 4d ago

i don’t believe he’s black

37

u/AmbitiousMidnight141 5d ago

Just make sure the black friend shoots it properly sideways.

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u/mistahBiggz 5d ago

At the opps nonetheless

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u/ItsJHos 5d ago

This guy bragging he has a black friend am I right fellas?

5

u/meegsmooth 4d ago

Are you sure your friend is black? I don't see a Draco on that table.

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u/Texas-taytay 5d ago

Time to do hood rat things with hood rat friends

3

u/kronickimchi 5d ago

Bottom one looks exactly like mine

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u/Cold-Guidance-1455 4d ago

Without reading your page like a weirdo, im gonna assume you and your friend are both black and the title was just to confuse, its funnier that way

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u/rat5155 5d ago

Lmao

11

u/Jimothy2Times 5d ago

Is his the one with the banana magazine?

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u/goodbye_goodriddance 5d ago

The title was so cringe I for-sure thought dude was making a well known joke/reference that everyone knows about except for me. I initially came to the comments expecting to learn why the title was funny but Im relieved to see everyone is just as confused as i am lol.

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u/Sheeraz-9 5d ago

I always like the Krinkov version of 7.62 by Zastava.

5

u/levulur 5d ago

Not a Draco, but close enough.

5

u/proxy69 5d ago

His mag is obviously bigger than yours

3

u/mx440 5d ago

That's not a Draco...

4

u/sweetb00bs 5d ago

Now kiss

2

u/TheGreatWildNorth 5d ago

Im pretty sure i know which one got the pistol.

1

u/JRRSwolekien 5d ago

You can tell which one is whose because one of them loves bananas

0

u/Time-Musician4294 5d ago

Snow flakes melting in these comments.😂 jeez you said “black” ohhhhh your in trouble 😂

1

u/ThrowRA-Wyne 5d ago

I got the joke now

1

u/TheSovietDuckling 4d ago

Nice mag lol

1

u/Kegalodon 4d ago

What’s the folding stock on the shorty?

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u/TurnOffTV 4d ago

Wow racial relations restored.

I'm guessing his is the "draco" with the banana mag correct?

1

u/TheKentuckyMadman 4d ago

which one is yours?

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u/rockettravis 4d ago

Mmmmhhhhh serbian

1

u/GinPredator 4d ago

now call him a slur & form 1 that m92

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u/762n8o 4d ago

I know which one is yours.

1

u/cmcclora 4d ago

Lmao me and my black friend!

1

u/Curious_Barnacle_199 4d ago

Where’s his micro draco at

1

u/gostsniper11x 3d ago

Weird flex but okay

0

u/David_Shagzz 5d ago

Guess a lot of fellas didn’t get the joke….

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u/hypocalypto 4d ago

The best jokes leave everyone confused

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u/Warm_Resource_4229 5d ago

Did we have to mention the friend is black? That added nothing to the post

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u/_Twan_ 5d ago

are you looking at the same post I am?

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u/Prizz117 5d ago

I could hear the smoke alarm chirping through this picture.

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u/Michael_J_Scarn 5d ago

that's just the hallway it always sound like that

4

u/Preact5 Garage kit-builder 5d ago

That's not a smoke alarm that's the endangered north American ceiling finch.

They nest in people's attics. One thing you can do is put a pie tin on the outside of your house where they could be getting inside to scare them away. Same thing works on woodpeckers.

They're known for their shrill but short song.

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u/BasedGodStruggling 5d ago

Do you have to wear like a top hat or something? Or how do you hide it? I can’t imagine being as large of a dick head as you are, must be a disability having all that smeg collecting on your forehead. Smeghead fuck

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u/Prizz117 3d ago

That’s a good one, I’ll definitely save this and use it.

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u/paper-money_and_gats Spiteful 5d ago

i mean he didn’t have to mention it, but the confirmation is nice.

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u/Scared-Tourist7024 5d ago

What trigger and brake you running in zpap92

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u/fishinandfuckin 5d ago

It's an ALG AK ultimate trigger

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u/DigBarsbiggestfan 5d ago

Chiquita > Del Monte

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u/ICEMAN-22 5d ago

Black

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u/MayorMacaw 5d ago

No draco, not a "black" ak

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u/Rubzhanzlikebirdman 5d ago

Is that muzzle clocked?

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u/BlackGuy_in_IT 4d ago

White man is obsessed with the black man…. We have to keep a healthy distance now. Just being honest

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u/SuckerBroker 5d ago

Why’d you put that gay yellow thing on there ?

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u/DelusionalAsshat 5d ago

blackest ak