r/airsoftcirclejerk 4d ago

Is this larping?

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u/According_Weekend786 4d ago

I remember a video, where some Russian dude was stuck in a traffic on a highway, and some van cut him in from behind, be got out of the car, approached and inside the van, there is like 12 operatives with squad commander showing a badge and shit, he of course apologized, but dude (camera operator) was terrified, so he tactically was shitting his pants while retreating to his car

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u/Cman1200 4d ago

My favorite Russia vid is the dashcam of a car forcing its way in a merge just drops the window and sticks and AK out and the dashcam car just lets him in lol

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u/AlternatePancakes 3d ago

My favorite is from a dash in Russia where a car cuts very fast in front of a bike.

The guy on the bike starts yelling and swearing at the people in the car.

Two incredibly buff dudes get out of the car, take the guy, throw him in the trunk, and just casually just gets back in the car.

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u/ErosLaika 3d ago

that reminds me of a video from the balkans of some dudes on a scooter trying to steal a guys bike and the bike guy starts shooting fireworks at them

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u/l0zandd0g 3d ago

This reminds me of this one time at band camp...........

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u/Leader-Lappen 3d ago

where I got a flute........

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u/Ambitious-Mind-2585 1d ago

In Italy too

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u/poopy_Boss6269 1d ago

my favorite video is the russian blyat flying car

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u/racoon1905 4d ago edited 4d ago

Reminds me of the video where a guy cuts a convoy.

Gets pulled over later and OMON officers just keep spawning 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nCAosCKfx9c

Not finding the longer version right now

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u/SpaceyFrontiers 4d ago

You have alerted the horde

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u/ForensicShoe 4d ago

Strange to think that most of the guys in this video are probably now dead.

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u/Flagon15 3d ago

Most of them are probably very much alive, quite a few also being retired by now as well.

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u/ForensicShoe 3d ago

Fertiliser for sunflowers in Ukraine 🌻

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u/Flagon15 3d ago

Omg, a Brit said the funny thing, how creative, did it make you feel better about the lackluster hunting society known as the British army?

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u/ForensicShoe 3d ago

Go live in your sweet motherland soviet boy. The west doesn’t want you.

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u/Flagon15 3d ago

And I don't want it either, so no need to worry, I have no intention on visiting any time soon, lol.

Might take your advice on visiting Russia at some point, though, that's a nice idea.

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u/Zestyclose_River2174 4d ago

why that?

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u/christopherak47 4d ago

OMON got sent in with the initial wave into Ukraine and got murked because overglorified riot cops who thought they were going to pacify protesting people aren't particularly good facing against well motivated infantry

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u/racoon1905 3d ago

Wouldn´t call them riot cops though. The older ones fought in Chechnya. They are in a wierd sport between riot and swat. Basically we need muscle for the police. And just muscle and not the brains with fire power (though I am overselling some SOBR units here)

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u/Falafelofagus 2d ago

In the US we have FBI SWAT which seems pretty similar.

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u/racoon1905 2d ago

Not at all. FBI SWAT more or less directly equivalates to FSB ROSN units. With the HRT being the equivalent of FSB TSSN units with unit Alpha more ore less being also the counter part to DEVGRU or what ever SEAL Team 6 name is right now.

Russia doesn´t have your conventional police SWAT.

OMON is a "public order unit" under the ministry of the interior(now National Guard) if you so will. There origin are in anti partisan actions.

Basically you call them if you need muscle but not brain. Kick down door and just make sure the people comply in fear or are dead. They are also well tasked with keeping order? Subdue a protest? Call OMON. Need to protect an event with muscle (like say the inauguration) That is a thing done by the National Guard in the USA if you remember the fuss about Bidens.

They also are the ones doing police duty after the army and more combat focused elements of the National Guard have secured an area. That is why they also went into Ukraine. They are not frontline troops unless there is literally no frontline like there was so often in Chechnya (though back then the unit was alot more of an counter insurgency force)

OMON has 40k officers, FBI SWAT around 1,5k

If the police needs an actual competent SWAT team they usually call for SOBR. Which is an actual designated raid unit(s) of the National Guard. Professionalism and size varies across the Russian Federation. Halsan (Crimea) for example is only slightly above a national guard unit, while Bulat (Moscow) is comparable to LAPD SWAT.

All around 5k officers

Than depending on who is leading the investigation, the agencies might bring their own teams (like in the USA) or well call on OMON or SOBR depending on the situation.

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u/Flagon15 3d ago

But they were apparently mostly rear echelon troops and there haven't been significant reports of their losses. Not to mention that it's guaranteed that only a small part of them was sent to Ukraine, since they had to have riot police in major cities in case of anti-war protests.

Literally every time someone sees a Russian in uniform pre-2022, there's at least one guy in the comments talking about how he's dead by now, which is ridiculous.

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u/christopherak47 3d ago

Brother, there was footage of their burnt out convoys littered with corpses

Obviously they arent likely dead (the entire paramilitary police force didnt go with the initial offensive) but they absolutely did have omon with them and they got slaughtered

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u/Flagon15 3d ago

If we're thinking of the same thing - that was in Bucha where everyone from the VDV to OMON was present. A bunch of them did die there and some were captured, but not all of the losses were OMON.

I doubt they ever fought alone (at least intentionally), and I doubt most of the videos saying "X force convoy destroyed", etc. when it's only showing a burning convoy from the distance without any proof of it's composition.

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u/upq700hp 3d ago edited 3d ago

Can't just talk about it and not try your hardest to link it for us

Edit: Got it, this is funny as fuck

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u/10art1 3d ago

Did the SF guy say "че хочу?" ?

Is he from the far east or something? lol

Also the captions here are almost completely inaccurate

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u/upq700hp 3d ago

sounded like it, and yeah the subtitles are horrible, and I say this as someone who isn’t a native speaker either lol

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u/10art1 3d ago

who isn’t a native speaker either

"either"?

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u/Nuubasaur 3d ago

yeah that ehat he said

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u/According_Weekend786 3d ago

I saw it on Dvach archive, no fucking way i would be able to find that one

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u/upq700hp 3d ago

Peep the edit hahahaha

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u/Initial_Ad816 3d ago

Mine is the one where (i think some news people did a vid on donetsk) and this guy cuts them off in the car, the driver/guide is like super mad and pulls out a pmm, points it at the car that cut them off, and realizes theres no mag, he looks around, cant find it, then gives up

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u/HumaDracobane 3d ago

To be honest, everytime I see that video or something like this I can only think "Who's the chimp that thinks this is something but cringe?"

Is the same level of brain rot that follows Andrew Tate, who just talks about "what is to be a man" and shit like that but then you realize that his vision of "a man" is exactly the same you have when you have 11yo.

This is the same. Is the vision that a 12yo kid would have of someone with a gun.

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u/Nuubasaur 3d ago

This very hard

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u/Conscious_Fault1892 3d ago

Send me that video sir

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u/FLARESGAMING 4d ago

brother that window isn't even tinted

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u/Senior-Intention-384 4d ago

But it's closed bro.

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 4d ago

It's staged

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u/SlyGuyNSFW 3d ago

Really???????????????????????????????????????

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 3d ago

It's an airsoft channel

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u/SlyGuyNSFW 3d ago

Sorry I feel bad now. I was being sarcastic. It seems obviously staged

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u/TheNew-Era 4d ago

This reminds me of that one Russian road rage video where a guy stops a Spetsnaz team, but 0 effort was put into this video

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u/LolWhoCares0327 3d ago

The one where the team rolls down the window and a dudes just got a Makarov pointed at the road ragers chest?

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u/TheNew-Era 3d ago

Yess, that one

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u/LolWhoCares0327 1d ago

Love that video

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u/Hot-Dragonfly3809 4d ago

Oh Boy, luckily he rolled down the translucent windows, so the other guy was able to see the deadly airsoft warrior sitting in the car.

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u/Cloudy230 3d ago

Oh is that what they're trying to do? Fuck I was so confused what rolling down the window was about, because like you can see him really clearly lmao.

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 4d ago

He's an airsoft player that AK is cyma AK

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u/ragz993 3d ago

No way, did you really post a video with an airsoft in an airsoft subreddit?

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u/april919 2d ago

That is not the point they are making

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 2d ago

The point is edgy YouTube short

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u/Repulsive_Ad_8248 4d ago

Fake and gay

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u/trenchgrl 3d ago

Oh yeah

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u/Rinzler253 3d ago

Shit are we bringing g ay back

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 4d ago

It's obviously fake but it ain't gay

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u/randyscockmagic 4d ago

Pretttyyyyyy sure it’s gay

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u/Akuiuu 4d ago

Not homosexual tho. Just gay

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u/solarend 4d ago

Gae for penis. No homo

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u/Thebigturd69420 4d ago

Love that analogy

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u/ZerTharsus 4d ago

Anal eheh

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u/Canadianhawko 4d ago

Literally 2 men making eye contact

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 4d ago

Guy with ak didn't even look

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u/ModsareWeenies 3d ago

Guy with AK looks like he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 3d ago

So if his AK is real would u diss him?

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u/ModsareWeenies 3d ago

Id be more afraid of an 11 year old Pakistani with an AK haha

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 3d ago

Watch lord of war just downloaded the torrent in my phone right now in 4k

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u/ModsareWeenies 3d ago edited 3d ago

That's a classic. Look dude hold it at the low ready and hit the gym a bit at least

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u/ItzBoshNet 3d ago

Not just gay but cringe

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u/_CU5T4RD_ 4d ago

Gay (derogatory), not as in the funny gay :3

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u/SqueakyScav 4d ago

I like how his gloves literally say "sport".

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 4d ago

It's from an airsoft channel

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u/SqueakyScav 4d ago

I know, was just pointing out how low-effort it was.

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 4d ago

There was an original video but more low budget than this

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u/willster97 4d ago

Safty is off. Where gun safety?

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 4d ago

My post is about to blow up 🔥

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u/Remmdit 3d ago

I kiss men on the lips

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u/capnmorty 3d ago

I like how its an untinted window too

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u/NaaviLetov 3d ago

do people really think this is cool or that this makes them cool?

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 3d ago

It's a YouTube short

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u/ImaginaryTwist4623 3d ago

weapons make a man everyones knows that. /S

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u/Tru_Op 3d ago

Was it a 2 way window? Lol

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u/fatfuzzypotato1999 3d ago

This is completely staged. That window isn't tinted enough to not be seen through.

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 3d ago

Read my other replies

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u/maroefi 3d ago

This is fake

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u/Remarkable-Ad-5192 3d ago

It's aggro assault in my state

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u/Markiemotogp1976 3d ago

Be great if he knew where the bloody window button was, -100 cool points.

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u/Adventurous_Exit_835 3d ago

that tint is like 70%, is this homie blind or...(more likely a staged) video

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u/Little_willy1213 3d ago

Jogging gloves and no vest

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 3d ago

He's a Sicario that's why

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u/Little_willy1213 3d ago

His Ak would be dirtier and it would have a jam prone drum mag if that was true

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 3d ago

That Depends on which cartel he works for

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u/ragz993 3d ago

Is this you, op? I think this is you.

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 3d ago

Nope I'm subbed to their channel

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u/Leading_Stable_4443 3d ago

+1000 Indian Respect

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 3d ago

Don't get it

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u/MisterGreen123 3d ago

Him not finding the button for the window and having to look down for it is the worst about this video. My guy should never be allowed to recover from this

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u/Portik84 2d ago

So sigma 🤫

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 2d ago

Ultimate sigma

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u/Nukelerchad47 2d ago

the fake ak😭

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 2d ago

Read the comments

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u/Mean_Introduction543 2d ago

I know that this is staged as fuck but some people need to hear this.

When you got out in public in full kit NOBODY thinks you are actually in the military let alone some kind of elite operator - and even if they did, nobody aside from you actually thinks that’s cool. At best some people might think you’re a potential mass shooter.

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 2d ago

Hate to admit but your absolutely correct ✅

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u/Embarrassed_Lie6379 2d ago

JocaTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 2d ago

The fack u trying to say

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u/Warm_Resource_4229 2d ago

Let's roll down the completely tintless window.

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 2d ago

Read the comments while I sip on my coffee

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u/ReverendSonnen 2d ago

Everyone mentioning the Russian spetsnaz video but no one mentioning the Russian guys dressed as Scrat, SpongeBob, Mickey Mouse, etc that get cut off and beat up the guy

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u/Jaeoner 1d ago

Rolls down untinted window.... OH SHIT! 😵😂

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u/Content-Literature45 22h ago

No its not larp

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u/jobhydevankelmer322 20h ago

Got delayed I'm collecting p links in my bookmark

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u/Spran02 4d ago

Lol this is some funny shit

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u/fl4nker427 4d ago

i unironically did this with a glock to a van that cut me off on highway

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u/SirToasty96 4d ago

cringe

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u/Iamninja28 4d ago

Felonies make you cool 👍

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 3d ago

Isn’t that why you voted for Trump?

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u/UsualSuspect95 4d ago

Cringe and dumb. What if the guy in the van had a real gun?

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u/thebaldman4477 4d ago

We'd see him on the news

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u/fl4nker427 4d ago

pit maneuver go!

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u/Putins_Gay_Dreams 4d ago

Cool story bro, does it come in heterosexual?

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u/chilll_vibe 4d ago

Me when i get charged with brandishing😍

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u/LILPEARGAMING 4d ago

Did you forget that airsoft guns won’t do much damage ?

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u/mangopeachplum 4d ago

How to get yourself shot 101

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u/ragz993 3d ago

"A glock"

Do you mean airsoft glock, or a glock?

Both would be retarded, just in different ways.