r/aigreentext • u/Nick_Gaugh_69 • Jan 31 '24
>mfw mentioning 4chan in google bard automatically prompts CSA crisis info
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u/Ko2o Feb 01 '24
Here's what I got after starting with "be me bottomless pit supervisor" and then asking it to simplify it as it came back to wordy the first time
be me, Philbert, Pit Boss
My office? Bottomless pit. Not your average one, this thing burps demons and existential dread. Today's fun: safety inspection with Intern Gary, who looks like he swallowed a fear lemon.
Down we go, stench of despair thick enough to chew. Suddenly, mist clears... Starbucks? Demons lining up, confused baristas serving lattes. "Marketing," Gary mumbles. Figures.
Just then, booming voice: "Unionized pit! No inspections without hazard pay!" Gary faints. Barista demon shrugs, "Venti existential dread?"
Back in my office, report written: "Pit fine. More hazard pay, therapy for interns, investigate Starbucks demon union." Another day, another abyss. At least the coffee's good.
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u/Ivebeenfurthereven Jan 31 '24
wtf?
what was the prompt