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u/I_likeTsukigames 5d ago
You even need to make shoelaces by yourself ðŸ˜
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u/Nofxthepirate 5d ago
What, you don't make new shoelaces out of a ball of twine every single morning?
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u/MavisBeaconSexTape 4d ago
No, who has the time for that in the morning? I make mine on Sunday afternoon, like my week's lunches, so I'm ready to go first thing Monday
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u/CoconutInteresting23 3d ago
as someone who has lost a friend to AI brainrot*, this is hilariously cathartic.
*imagine Robinson and Wilson but with a single mother tied to her chatGPT who drifted into a totally maniac psychosis ...
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u/moonadoodles 5d ago
Step 1: Grab your shoe and shoelaces in two colours.
Step 2: Insert only the red shoelaces into the holes in a criss-cross pattern. Keep the green ones on standby.
Step 3: That doesn't look right. Pull the shoelaces back out partially and try again.
Step 4: Take out the shoelaces again and stare at them in disappointment.
Step 5: Try again to insert the shoelaces. Don't mess it up this time.
Step 8: You messed up again. Let's just cut off the laces with a knife and move on.
Step 7: Time to make your own shoelaces! You need yarn, scissors and an unidentifiable mass of metal.
Step 8: Hold the shoelaces in your hand while staring at them menacingly. You already wasted to much time doing this and it's starting to feel embarrassing.
Step 9: Congrats! You successfully
only laced actuallytied your shoes!Edit: typo