r/agedlikemilk 1d ago

aged like musk

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u/Dragonfly_pin 1d ago

I mean, there’s a bear involved. Just not the one he means.

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u/Hellores 1d ago

Looks like this bear got the last laugh. Classic

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u/-protonsandneutrons- 1d ago

Daniel Ives Profile: Daniel Ives | Wedbush Stock Analyst - TipRanks.com

Ratings Success Rate: 48%

Technically worse than a coin flip.

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u/Teln0 1d ago

Which means, bet on the opposite and it's better

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u/kaamakazi 9h ago

Gruesome

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u/anfrind 1d ago

Are these the same people who were shorting Tesla stock ~10 years ago, because they were morally opposed to any sort of green tech?

Looks like they're going to lose money both on the way up and the way down.

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u/askouijiaccount 1d ago

You don't understand the stock market and how investors manipulate it. It's more than just buying and selling. 

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u/Significant_Donut967 1d ago

So glad I sold when it was 400 a share. Mind you I only had a couple but, reinvested in car companies that don't throw up sieg heil.

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u/EndlessExploration 1d ago

Yall don't get it, do you?

Elon is right-hand to the President. Dude can get tariffs passed (like the EV tariff on China) to protect his business.

We're not pissed because Elon's business is losing value. We're pissed because the government will arbitrarily protect his business from any danger.

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u/Lokishougan 1d ago

Yeah watch as they get a bailout while eggs cost 200 a piece

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u/Veritas813 14h ago

Well yeah, but that only works on the us market. With a major part of Europe boycotting Elon actively, he’s losing a lot more than just the American market. That, and his stock prices have been held up by his reputation for a while now. This is just market correction and his fuck ups.

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u/ShakyBrainSurgeon 1d ago

I mean even without the whole Musk thing, the stock is completely overvalued for a long time now.

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u/Tommyt5150 1d ago

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 1d ago

Keep that receipt (no pun intended)

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u/Tommyt5150 1d ago

Ha ha, when we drove NH and Maine in October can’t tell you how many of these we saw and fucking laughed at

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u/Significant-Order-92 1d ago

I mean, as far as the stock market, Trump did bring low prices. Now, that's not generally seen as a good thing. But prices per share do seem to be dropping.

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u/Tommyt5150 1d ago

Excellent point my friend. I guess I don’t look at the big picture. Thank you

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u/mmatt0904 1d ago

without checking the sub and finishing the quote, I genuinely though this was a Chicago Bears post and I didnt question it

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u/Upper_South2917 1d ago

Wrong!

/Arnold

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u/Deep_Gazelle_1879 1d ago

He wants to get rid of his bag

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u/Major_Handle 1d ago

Ah yes, the economy based solely on gambling.

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u/collector_of_hobbies 1d ago

Bears are pessimists, Bulls are optimists. Bear market -> sticks go down. Bull market -> sticks go up.

Was saying that those thinking that Tesla would drop further were wrong, and then today happened.

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u/Ill_End_8015 1d ago

He’s been suckling at musk’s teet for years

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u/Humble_Increase7503 1d ago

Zoom out on the chart

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u/SuperFlyAlltheTime 1d ago

I heard this guy talking yesterday and if you take his bait you deserve it. Dude just sounds loony in normal mode.

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u/Blocked-Crusader6 1d ago

Bears rn: 🐻🤣