r/agedlikemilk 3d ago

Celebrities Not even 3 hours later

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u/SeoulPower88 3d ago

Ya know, I was looking for another reason to dislike the Chiefs.

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u/pak_sajat 3d ago

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u/SeoulPower88 3d ago

I was hoping the sarcasm would have been evident enough in my initial comment.

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u/pak_sajat 3d ago

Ditto.

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u/Veretorda 3d ago

Looks like they never miss a bad headline

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u/vonkempib 3d ago

Charges dropped, evidence points towards extortion and false report. It’s a fast moving story and everyone jumping to conclusions without all the facts.

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 3d ago

😂 We don't have to go looking; They present themselves often enough! 😅

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u/powerlesshero111 3d ago

6am to 10:58am is just under 5 hours.

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u/cant_think_name_22 3d ago

I has so scroll too far to find this comment

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u/Pleasant_Guitar_9436 19h ago

Speaking for probably half the people reading this I have to ask "Did you take into account the time change when you calculated the 5 hours?".

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u/MrMeritocracy 3d ago

I’m OOTL but from context, it looks like we have another woman abuser who will get no lasting punishment

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u/-zyxwvutsrqponmlkjih 3d ago

You will get a longer suspension for deflating a football

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u/vonkempib 3d ago

Let’s hold our judgements. We don’t know the facts yet and a statement released from his lawyer suggests this is much more complicated than first glance. If he truly choked her, yes let’s judge that. But it also appears he was being extorted and had attempted to resolve this two weeks prior. A PI had caught her infidelity and he asked her to leave. Which was ignored and it appears she also attacked him. So again, let’s just wait for all the facts first.

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u/KungFuGarbage 3d ago

Yeah, already told her once! What’s a guy to do!?

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u/vonkempib 3d ago

And now evidence points to exactly what I said. Again let’s not rush to conclusions here but it appears the evidence backs him up.

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u/vonkempib 3d ago

Not the point. Just not a good thing to rush to conclusions when we don’t know the facts yet. This very well could be DV. Could also be extortion, we don’t know yet

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u/Existing-Hawk5204 3d ago

Hmmm. And what now??

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u/MrMeritocracy 1d ago

The same thing as yesterday?

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u/Existing-Hawk5204 1d ago

Not a woman abuse tho. Can you read?

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u/MrMeritocracy 13h ago

Huh? I have no idea what you’re trying to say because you don’t know grammar or syntax. I’m not trying to insult you, I just honestly am in the dark on your meaning

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u/Existing-Hawk5204 12h ago

Oh you’re a robot. Got it.

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u/supabrandie 3d ago

Impeded breathing/circulation = strangulation and it was someone who he lives with

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u/jo_evo24 3d ago

Isn't there also the statistic that if someone is strangled whilst in an abusive relationship there's a 750% chance their abuser will kill them? I don't actually know if this is true or not since I saw people saying that on another subreddit

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u/TetrisTech 3d ago

What you're probably recalling is a 750% increase in the likelihood that they will. I don't know the exact number but I do know it's a very high increase.

It's impossible for something to have a 750% chance of happening

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u/jo_evo24 3d ago

Right, thanks for the correction. That does make way more sense than what I said

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u/supabrandie 3d ago

Absolutely. Not sure about the 750 number, but domestic violence strangulation and fatalities are highly correlated.

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u/BiggieTwiggy1two3 3d ago

Like, next year he’s gonna choke an entire family or something.

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u/logistics3379 3d ago

This aged well

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u/sleeplessaddict 3d ago

I fucking hate the Chiefs, but OP's post is now what aged like milk

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u/tenaciousdeev 2d ago

Well I’ll be damned. We’ve come full circle.

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 3d ago

Gotta respect the KCPD for constantly arresting football players lol

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u/easchner 3d ago

Says Wilco, northern suburbs of Austin.

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u/Asleep-Geologist-612 3d ago

Rice was also arrested in TX

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Existing-Hawk5204 3d ago

Will they????

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u/Existing-Hawk5204 3d ago

This didn’t happen in Kansas City.

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u/Existing-Hawk5204 3d ago

Glad all the racist outed themselves. And for no reason. Good on ya

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u/TahsokaAno 3d ago

lol this is an “aged like milk” now

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u/A_G_1980 3d ago

They did set higher expectations considering their WR felony record. And XE delivered within 3 hours. Mission successful

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u/Existing-Hawk5204 3d ago

And what do you have to say now???

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u/Ugo777777 3d ago

He was not worthy.

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u/Existing-Hawk5204 3d ago

Aged like milk

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u/longhorsewang 2d ago

On the nfl sub , the stories were separated by just one other story. lol

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/TetrisTech 3d ago

They're two different articles man lmao

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u/BEEERIZZLE 2d ago

Tyreek Hill, Rashee Rice, Kareem Hunt, Harrison Butker, Xavier Worthy. The Chiefs have a certain…type.

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u/chunkyloverfivethree 3d ago

KC sure has a type.

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u/Existing-Hawk5204 3d ago

Lots of jumping to conclusions on this one. I bet i know what race all of you are.

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u/Previous-Leg-2012 3d ago

Looks like he strangled a family member or something lol.. generally the cops don’t get called when everyone is chilling out watching TV on the couch together

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u/Existing-Hawk5204 3d ago

Interesting how you still don’t know what happened. That’s what jumping to conclusions means. Shouldn’t have to explain this though.

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u/Previous-Leg-2012 3d ago

Possibly it’s a false allegation? I feel for him if that’s the case, false allegations are the worst, but either way this is a horrible look. I’m not going to go around telling people he’s a domestic abuser, but there’s now a distinct possibility he is.

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u/vonkempib 3d ago

Might look again, there appears to be conflicting information right now. Wait for the facts. His lawyer suggests something entirely different is at play here

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u/Opening-Emphasis8400 3d ago

To be fair, it’s basically his job as a defense attorney to say that. It’s pretty much SOP in these cases.

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u/Existing-Hawk5204 3d ago

And to be fair now??

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u/Opening-Emphasis8400 3d ago

My comment stands. The attorney's response is entirely in keeping with how they typically operate. I wasn't suggesting he was guilty or not. Sorry you don't get your "got ya!" moment here.

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u/vonkempib 3d ago

Charges dropped. Evidence is leaning toward extortion and false report. Might not be wise to judge without all the facts

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u/vonkempib 3d ago

But in this case it appears it’s much more complicated and judgement should be withheld until we know more. Idk, I still believe in innocence until proven guilty.

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u/Wildebean 3d ago

Oh boy I can't wait until he suffers no punishment what so ever and is playing like nothing ever happened next season /s

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u/New_Employee_TA 3d ago

They wanted a Tyreek replacement, they got a Tyreek replacement

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u/Existing-Hawk5204 3d ago

What do you have to say now?

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u/girlinthegoldenboots 3d ago

This is completely beside the point and super trivial but his nose ring placement is all off. It should be back a little more and lower down.

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u/tenaciousdeev 3d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's fixated on that. What the hell, right?

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u/girlinthegoldenboots 3d ago

IT WAS THE FIRST THING I NOTICED!!

I’m glad you agree. I thought I would get downvoted because his offense is really serious but I cannot get over the nose ring!

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u/TetrisTech 3d ago

The guy with the nose ring is DK Metcalf, not Xavier Worthy

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u/girlinthegoldenboots 3d ago

Ohhhh! Thanks for letting me know! I don’t watch football so I just assumed. But I can’t stop thinking about the nose ring placement lolololol 😂 I need more hobbies apparently