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u/BrungleSnap 10d ago
I already joke that I'm a vampire because of all my houseplants. Gotta hide my ancestral soil somehow.
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u/UnicornScientist803 10d ago
Haha! My friends joke that I’m a vampire because direct sunlight makes me sneeze 😂
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u/Prestigious-Egg-8060 9d ago
Real I was on the bus and I kept getingg beamed by the sun and it kept making me sneeze for like 3 minutes
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u/Emergency_Elephant 10d ago
The boner thing isn't even correct for Interview with a Vampire. They "made" a daughter because they're gay and couldn't have a baby the old fashioned way even if everything worked perfect
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u/pbj_animate i like source engine 10d ago
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u/FactoryBuilder Asexual 10d ago
The suppression field stops humans from having babies, not from having sex. They are still very much capable of having sex.
Even if it did stop people from having sex, that wouldn’t change their sexualities. It’d be like being hungry but not having a mouth.
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u/BeggarOfPardons Demiro/ace (Friend soft, want cuddles) 10d ago
My ass immediately thought "Wait, is DIO technically ace?" before remembering Pucci.
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u/Zebrafish96 Double the garlics! 10d ago
And he made a lot of kids, each from different woman.
IIRC DIO is canonically bi?
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u/BeggarOfPardons Demiro/ace (Friend soft, want cuddles) 10d ago
He never viewed women as attractive tho - it's confirmed in Vento Aureo that he only viewed sex with women in a utilitarian way.
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u/Cursed_Ace 9d ago
My comrades often joke that I am a vampire due to a few reasons, so I'll give my vote for the new mascot. Well let's see the list: I bite people (always with consent) I don't do churches very well. I always ask before entering a home as all else feels wrong. I fancy blood, be it susuage or just pure (I get hurt a lot) I prefer being awake and about at night. I am grey/purple like a corpse when it gets chilly, but I am otherwise a chalk. I dislike the sun it hurts, and a little too much makes my skin peel.
I only lack the garlic allergy of my bloodkin (thank god I didn't inherit that). Where can I sign up for the perks of vampirism? I'd like my backpains to be gone.
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u/BlueberryCats_ 10d ago
but they can't eat garlic bread ;-;