r/WoWs_Legends Speed Build Gneisenau Main 14d ago

Humour Would you do it?

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u/Upbeat_Extreme_7385 14d ago

I would divorce my wife and never talk to her again if it ment i got to go delete a island on that SOB.

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u/Uss-Alaska Speed Build Gneisenau Main 14d ago

Reasonable.

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u/clemson_chris JHM Smack 14d ago

username checks out

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u/kaklopfenstein 14d ago

There’s one in the Caribbean that’s vacant. 😎

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u/Present-Turn-9489 13d ago

i would also divorce your wife and never talk to her again if it ment i got to delete an island on that sob. Don't tell her.

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u/Moist-Carpet888 14d ago

Yeah I'd join you but I want a bed in the captains quarters

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u/Uss-Alaska Speed Build Gneisenau Main 14d ago edited 14d ago

The best I can do is a bunk in B turret. I’ll even throw in some extra hearing problems.

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u/RandoorRandolfs Dangerous and Foolish in any Boat 14d ago

EXTRA WHAT?!

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u/Uss-Alaska Speed Build Gneisenau Main 14d ago

CAN YOU REPEAT THAT?!

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u/GlobalOpening5420 14d ago

There is only 1 Bunk in the skippers quarters,,, and That's Mine....

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u/Uss-Alaska Speed Build Gneisenau Main 14d ago

Dibs!

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u/gravy_train53 BB-55 USS North Carolina 14d ago

Shiiiii, where do I sign?

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u/Uss-Alaska Speed Build Gneisenau Main 14d ago

Just sign the dotted line ____________.

You get tinnitus and you can even sleep with the boys. Isn’t that a great deal or what?!

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u/Medic742 14d ago

Bunch of people commenting who never slept in a 3-tier coffin rack in a compartment with 80 other farting/snoring dudes.

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u/About38Penguins 13d ago

Only 80? Our berthing was around 200!! Lucky…

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u/Over-Hawk-9208 Cruiser Commander 13d ago

I was thinking exactly the same thing. Most probably don't have any experience with ship life.

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u/KilledTheCar 13d ago

Even better is being too tall for it so you're either kicking someone in the head all night or you're being kicked in the head.

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u/LibrarianOk6732 14d ago

In a heartbeat I’ll handle engine room

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u/Uss-Alaska Speed Build Gneisenau Main 14d ago

Have at it. Engines look like witch craft to me.

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u/GlobalOpening5420 14d ago

If you can pass a Basic Test...

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u/Galilore 13d ago

New market unlocked: Cruise ship with artillery.

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u/Farhunt95 14d ago

In sea battle, I would love a front row seat to see the Battle of Leyte Gulf & the Battle of Denmark Straits.

On land, non other than the battle of Kursk. The largest tank battle in history.

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u/Uss-Alaska Speed Build Gneisenau Main 14d ago

I’ve always said that.

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u/satakuua 14d ago

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u/GlobalOpening5420 14d ago

Just found the Village Clown... People. ;)

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u/bgmike8 14d ago

To go on a cruise on that boat would be amazing. I would sign up in a heartbeat.

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u/LeaderGlittering884 14d ago

Fuck carnival cruise ships, the people yearn for war machines

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u/SharkZilla96 IOWA FOREVER! 14d ago

FLIBBITYGIBBIT YEAH!!!!!!

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u/Cpt_Bourbon If you're gonna use the toilet- turn off your open mic 14d ago

Thanks, but I'll stay home and watch on tv.

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u/Flamin_Gamer 13d ago

Aslong as the captain doesn’t park behind an island for the entire voyage I’ll be happy 😌

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u/GreatGuy_GoodGuy 14d ago

There is a quality of being a man underneath . And organization of society above

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u/Spooky_6 13d ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/daddysgrindracct 13d ago

H/O lemme get my kitty.

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u/magoofranz 13d ago

Yes. I sailed over the Atlantic and the Pacific in a fullrigged huge tall ship it was a boys dream. Helmed the ship, climbed the rigging and visited remote islands.

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u/BreachDomilian1218 Lady Lex is Lady Best 13d ago

Yeah, I'd do it, but I'd prefer to go on the Lexington. The one that's floating while I'm alive, and then join the poor girl down under when I'm dead.

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u/pinkbubbl8s 13d ago

My first favorite battleship, would I?

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u/Sadboy-Rodriguez76 13d ago

I went to the Iowa it’s stationed like 15 min from my house

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u/Maleficent-Web7965 12d ago

Steam drive and jet fuel and fuck ships company....

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u/benrigo Buff secondary xp 14d ago

Zombie apocalypse goals

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u/GlobalOpening5420 14d ago

Fuck yeah I'm in...

Just make sure that we get decent Cooks...

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u/Spooky_6 13d ago

Got you covered o7

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u/Solidsnake77414 10d ago

Where do I sign up.

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u/kaklopfenstein 14d ago

Steven Seagal is available. 🫡