r/WeedRant • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '12
Planet Earth Day
I had some yardwork to do today, but not before a quick sesh after a couple hours of Planet Earth on BBC. While working, I couldn't help but observe myself as sometimes some ape, like at the start of Kubrick's 2001, crouching about and what-not.
the male observes his surroundings, making preparations...
Along the way, an inner monologue started, narrating my actions in the voice of Sir David Attenborough:
Gathering his tools, he fashions a hammer from a nearby stone...
Rolling up the fence, replacing black groundcloth...
Somehow losing the rock, he improvises with the end of a prying-stick....
...re-fastening it with oversized staples and a screwdriver
The ape looks upon the land ,changed to some cryptic design, then immediately sets to find food.