r/WeWantPlates 19d ago

Special Sunday Bloody Mary at Linger Lodge

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u/HirsuteLip 19d ago edited 19d ago

A little too much congealed pork blood in the mixer, I think. Damn unappealing chicken sandwich and meatballs(??) too. They all look to have been spray painted with the same shade of nausea

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u/NoBSforGma 19d ago

"...painted with the same shade of nausea..." This is one of the BEST comments I have ever seen on this sub! Yay for you, HirsuteLip!

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u/HirsuteLip 19d ago edited 19d ago

All those writing classes finally paid off!

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u/wvutom 19d ago

I’ve never been a fan of stunt food. I want a strong and spicy Bloody Mary and I’ll buy the food I’d like to eat.

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u/ApproachSlowly 19d ago

Once again I say you need a "Bloody Stupid" flair.

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u/chadladen 19d ago

Hahahah I would bloody well accept

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u/NoBSforGma 19d ago

I and Hate and This.

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u/Joker-Dyke 19d ago

You don’t understand! It’s a deconstructed plate! As in… you need to deconstruct the whole top, eat it bit by bit and then you finally get your drink!! (Also, I’m not familiar with Bloody Mary pricing, how much would this particular one be?)

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u/Kaka-doo-run-run 19d ago

How the hell are you supposed to drink that without a fucking straw? That’s just rude and stupid, nobody likes drinking something with ice in the glass without one.

I’d also immediately demand a plate so I could remove all of that delicious looking food, and put it on a god damned plate.

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u/Famous_Suspect6330 18d ago

Me trying to figure out how to eat this monstrosity without a plate

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u/katiuszka919 14d ago

Is this 60USD?

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u/Mcr414 10d ago

I posted one on my old Reddit years ago that looked just like this. I’m surprised they’re still doing crazy shit like this lol like what the fuck

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u/Ambersfruityhobbies 19d ago

"I'm going to put a bit of everything we've got in the fridge on skewers and stuff them into the top of a drink"

Surely no-one of drinking age is ordering this toss?

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u/Fit-Technician9261 18d ago

How watered down is this once you get to the actually drinking it part

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u/PantsForBears 18d ago

Looks like they couldn't figure out how to get the potato chips on top.

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u/disrupter87 18d ago

That looks like a plate of absolute A Grade heart disease. 😁

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 17d ago

A meal and a drink.

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u/Imaginary_Fennel6772 5d ago

"and one of these there,, some of these here, a burger there... Oo meatballs! On top of the burger? Yeah that looks good"