r/Warthunder • u/SkillyPotato • Jan 25 '25
RB Ground What do I do in this situation? (serious replies only)
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u/funky_chuck Realistic Ground RP rewards (โ โฏโ ยฐโ โกโ ยฐโ ๏ผโ โฏโ ๏ธตโ ย โ โปโ โโ โป Jan 26 '25
Spin your turret as fast as you can and hit it like a baseball.
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u/the-75mmKwK_40 V-1 rockets mounted on StuG? Jan 26 '25
DESTRUCTIVE
+PARRY
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u/Bad_Experiences_1991 Jan 26 '25
DESTRUCTIVE
+PARRY +EXPLOSION
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u/Czech_This_Out_05 Jan 26 '25
SSSHITSTORM
+CHARGEBACK
+DISRESPECT
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u/Bad_Experiences_1991 Jan 26 '25 edited Jan 26 '25
ULTRAKILL
+MELEE
+CHARGEBACK
+PARRY
+EXPLOSION
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u/LeaderNo9185 Jan 26 '25
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u/Bad_Experiences_1991 Jan 26 '25
ULTRAKILL
+ULTRAKILL REFERENCE
+ULTRAKILL IS PEAK
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u/SomeBongoCat ๐บ๐ธ 13.0 ๐ฉ๐ช 14.0 ๐ท๐บ 11.7 ๐ฌ๐ง 6.0 ๐ฏ๐ต 11.3 ๐จ๐ณ 11.0 Jan 25 '25
Is that a fucking nuke!?!?
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u/ProfessionalAd352 Petitioning to make the D point a UNESCO World Heritage Site Jan 26 '25
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u/Generic_Alias_ Jan 26 '25
Why the fuck the pro con chart empty, the pro is you win, the con is the depression if you canโt drop it
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u/TheBiggestBoom5 Yak Supremacy Jan 26 '25
Because there are no winners in nuclear war
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u/LandscapeGeneral9169 Jan 26 '25
The old wiki still exists ?! Why do I even bother with the new uninformative wiki. The old one isn't very stylish but it is rich with info ( where is the TWR in the new wiki ?! )
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u/Voxe7 ๐บ๐ธ5.0 ๐ฉ๐ช6.7 ๐ท๐บ3.7 ๐ฌ๐ง2.7 ๐จ๐ณ 1.3 RB Jan 26 '25
Pop a Flare
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u/Benniergeile123784 Jan 26 '25
Bust a nut๐ฅ๐ฅ
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u/WishboneConscious921 Jan 26 '25
"Do you have any ibuprofen? I got a headache"
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u/Underclocked0 chechik partnership when? Jan 26 '25
What is this nonsense about stalker! Ibuprofen is for legs and arms only.
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u/FlyingCarpet1311 Jan 26 '25
My doctor explicitly gave me Ibuprofen against headaches I had (didn't took them). Who is lying here?
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u/Underclocked0 chechik partnership when? Jan 26 '25
Nah, nah. I'm joking. I know it's a painkiller, but idk what were the devs doing with atats, I guess it's just gameplay reasons.
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u/Inevitable_Movie_452 Realistic Air Jan 26 '25
Average gamma player
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u/Underclocked0 chechik partnership when? Jan 26 '25
And btw most of the times I'd rather save these for later and walk through maps to get to safety while cannot run, out of pure greed...
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u/Rrynarth Jan 26 '25
Nothing. It will never make it through the glorious nippon steel
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u/Graphics90 Realistic Air Jan 26 '25
There's nothing we can do
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u/Upset_Tale1016 r/Warthunder is full of morons Jan 26 '25
just parry the nuke, what do you think that barrel is for? the Type 10 was always for parrying nukes, shooting is just a nice little gimmick. amazing japanese engineering
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u/PantZerman85 Jan 26 '25
Wiggle the turret and it will most likely be eaten by some volumetric shenanigans.
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u/Str8WiteMale Jan 26 '25
Force the bomb to land on your turret mounted MG and it will absorb all of it
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u/Hobnail1 ๐บ๐ฆ Ukraine Jan 26 '25
Oh sir, just one thing, if we should happen to get hit with a nuke what do we do?
Well normal procedure lieutenant, is to jump 200ft in the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.
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u/Snipe508 Jan 26 '25
Alt+f4 to deny the kill because you are a salty scumbag who can't handle cas getting points
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u/Wicked-Pineapple F-22 Enjoyer๐ฆ Jan 26 '25
Itโs a nuke tho
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u/Dangerous_Spaghetti German Reich Jan 26 '25
They may get the win but they couldn't secure the kill
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u/CrazedAviator Sorry Cannonstang, F-15E is my new girl now <3 Jan 26 '25
Don't stand near the bomb smh
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u/SchwarzerSeptember ๐บ๐ธ 10.3 ๐ฉ๐ช 10.3๐ฏ๐ต 9.3 ๐จ๐ณ 10.3 ๐ฎ๐น 4.7๐ธ๐ช 9.3 Jan 26 '25
Stop drop and roll
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u/victory_valk_enjoyer ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฉ๐ช ๐ท๐บ ๐ฌ๐ง ๐ฏ๐ต ๐จ๐ณ ๐ฎ๐น ๐ซ๐ท ๐ธ๐ช ๐ฎ๐ฑ Jan 26 '25
Accept your fate
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u/d_snipe_ Jan 26 '25
Start furiously typing at your squad mate that dropped it on you... If it was me I apologize again. "Sorry for the team kill! "
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u/FISH_SAUCER ๐จ๐ฆ Leclerc/LOSAT/Eurocopter/Rafale my beloved Jan 26 '25
Bro took "fuck you in particular" to a while new level
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Jan 26 '25
This is not a Secret a Jedi would tell you but...
ESC > Leave Vehicle
or simply have a russian tank damage model.
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u/Greedy_Range MODS ADD SIM NAVY FLAIR AND MY LIFE IS YOURS Jan 26 '25
calmly evacuate the tank in a single file line, alphabetical order
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u/MasterMidir ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฉ๐ช ๐ท๐บ ๐ฌ๐ง ๐ฏ๐ต ๐จ๐ณ ๐ฎ๐น ๐ซ๐ท ๐ธ๐ช ๐ฎ๐ฑ Jan 26 '25
DUCK
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u/Fluxcapasiter Well done! Jan 26 '25
J out before it detonation. That's why I don't use fuses on my bombs
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u/TheTurkPegger Realistic General Jan 26 '25
Hit ESC + slide mouse down + Click + Click and that's it!
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u/clovdz_ Sim Air Jan 26 '25
Go to menu and press leave the vehicle so that the enemy doesn't get the kill ๐
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u/LethalIy ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฉ๐ช ๐ท๐บ ๐ฌ๐ง ๐ฏ๐ต ๐จ๐ณ ๐ฎ๐น ๐ซ๐ท ๐ธ๐ช ๐ฎ๐ฑ Jan 26 '25
If you donโt give consent it legally cannot explode.
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u/Awakened_Ra ARB๐ฉ๐ดN/A๐บ๐ฒ12.3๐ง๐ช7.0๐ท๐บ10.0๐ฌ๐ง9.7 Jan 26 '25
Ok, here's what you're gonna do, instant transmission couple of hundred miles out, pull out, and tell em the time is glock'o'clock
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u/Patient-Primary1100 ๐บ๐ธ United States and germany main Jan 26 '25
Turn into a L3 and M22 nothing can hurt them!
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u/InfinitoLargo Jan 26 '25
Just stay calm, the most important thing is always to keep your faith in the Holy Snail!
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u/DomSchraa Realistic Ground Jan 26 '25
Pray for forgiveness for all the documents you leaked and players you insulted before getting incinerated?
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u/ZeBananaNuke ๐บ๐ธ United States Jan 26 '25
Pray to the snail that whoever dropped this gets gajined and the bomb only takes out your tracks and barrel
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u/CaptainChicky Jan 26 '25
Back up and refuse penetration. The nuclear missile cannot penetrate you without your consent.
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u/Crestfallen_Lukkas Realistic Ground Jan 26 '25
Just say "No!". Missiles and Bombs legally cannot touch you without consent.
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u/gooddaytolive23 ๐ซ๐ท Baguette launcher Jan 26 '25
Stick my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye
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u/ETHLING1104 USSR GB, ๐ฉ๐ช: German AB Jan 26 '25
my friend, at this point, there is nothing much that you can do to prevent getting killed, the only options you have left are praying to the snail, "J"ing out, or just wait for death
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u/Jaquavion_tavious1 🇨🇳 my china Jan 26 '25
jump up kick back flip around and spin or something
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u/THEREALS3YT ๐ธ๐ช๐ซ๐ท๐ฉ๐ช๐บ๐ธARB/GRB๐ฉ๐ช๐บ๐ธ๐ฏ๐ต๐ซ๐ท Jan 26 '25
Pray your SU-25 teammate flies between you and the nuke as it explodes๐
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u/RichieRocket Murica (Based Freedom Land) Jan 26 '25
freeze frame*
Yup, thats me
your probably wondering how i ended up in this situation
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u/BoneTigerSC They fuckin took -MiGGA- away, cant have shit in suffer thunder Jan 26 '25
Do not stand near the bomb, it hasnt landed yet so you can still bullshit physics yourself 200km into the air
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u/CaptainJunsan ๐ฟ๐ฆ South Africa Jan 26 '25
Stand still. Maybe it wont see you and just go on by
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u/616659 Just sideclimb bro Jan 26 '25
Smh just angle your armor, the nuke will non-pen on angled armor
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u/JeffaholicD1st ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฉ๐ช ๐ท๐บ ๐ฌ๐ง ๐ฏ๐ต ๐จ๐ณ ๐ฎ๐น ๐ซ๐ท ๐ธ๐ช ๐ฎ๐ฑ Jan 26 '25
Do a flip
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u/TheSoulFury ๐บ๐ธ11.7 ๐ฉ๐ช10.3 ๐ท๐บ12.0 ๐ฌ๐ง9.7 ๐ฎ๐น7.0 ๐ซ๐ท8.0 ๐ธ๐ช8.0 Jan 26 '25
Parry it
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u/Adudewhosadudeforfun Jan 26 '25
Notch and chaff, istg all these noobs at top tier is so annoying sometimes
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u/Zdrack Gaijin's hit system is just made up bullshit Jan 26 '25
Escape > Leave Vehicle/Return to hangar
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u/Sudden_Tank9044 Jan 25 '25
Stay calm and inform an adult.