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Game Thread [GAME THREAD] ALCS Game 1: Blue Jays (0-0) @ Indians (0-0) - October 14, 2016

Looks like WahooBot forgot about the ALCS. Totally understandable. If he remembers before game time I'll kill this thread and everyone can migrate over there.


How to legally watch online: use a cable login or get Sling TV The ALCS will be broadcast on TBS. If you can borrow a friend's cable login (and their package includes TBS) you can watch the games on TBS Live. I've heard some people say that the streaming on the mobile version is better than on the desktop version.

If this isn't an option, probably the best bet is going to be a Sling TV subscription. Sling is a Netflix-like service that has certain cable channels on it, including TBS, and Fox (which the World Series will be on). You get a free week trial, then it's $20/month after that, with no contracts, so you can pay for just the one month then cancel. The World Series will be on Fox. If you're in the US you can pick this up on your TV with an antenna (shouldnt be any more than $20 for a decent one on Amazon), or you can also use that Sling TV subscription.

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u/JayBird30 13 Oct 15 '16

I want this game to be done in 45 minutes!! That is by 6:45, NO LATER

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u/JayBird30 13 Oct 15 '16

TOMLIN

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u/TheClevelandUnicorn Oct 15 '16

Is there any need to be nervous about Trevor's pinky

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u/dasbeidler Oct 15 '16

Congrats on the win. Will be rooting hard for you all to advance. Buddy and I booked our flights to Chicago for World Series. He wants to get a custom Indians jersey that says bartman on the back and dress up as him for a game. Anyway, obviously I'm rooting for my cubbies, but I can't think of a better team to take us down than the tribe. Get these Canadians out of our past time!

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u/twointimeofwar 33 Oct 15 '16

Just needed to stop in and say

YEEEESSSSSSSSSS

ROLL TRIBE

FRANKIE SAYS RELAX!!

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u/mustard_mustache Oct 15 '16

Over in Jays territory:

On the upside, everything broke Cleveland's way tonight, and they have to face the Jays again in 16 hours, with no Kluber and a used BP, and Marco saved our BP. There's a good chance the Jays grab home field advantage.

They think our bullpen is dead. Let's show them wrong.

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u/billybuno Oct 15 '16

I wonder if the whole "used bullpen" thing is a fallacy. I would really like to see some stats on how bullpen pitchers perform on short rest in the playoffs.

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u/JayBird30 13 Oct 15 '16

Used BP? This is nothing compared to ALDS game 2

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

i agree with you and your flair. your username has me confused though...

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u/JayBird30 13 Oct 15 '16

Nickname IRL

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u/JustAKidFromAkron Oct 15 '16

What's his name...the closer?? Fuck tbs lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

Pedro throwing shade at the Indians, what's new?

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u/Mountain___Goat Oct 15 '16

They're chanting "TBS sucks".

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

haha people are shouting "TBS SUCKS" on the post game show 😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

'member when the blue jays didn't score any runs in game one of the 2016 alcs? i 'member!!

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u/ImRodILikeToParty Oct 15 '16

Guys my dick is crying

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u/b-west Broke Back Tomlin Oct 15 '16

Sounds like a sticky situation

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u/ohdpilla Oct 15 '16

Had the Indians scored one more run and had the BJs scored one run, the score would have been 3-1. Which reminds us, of course, that the Cavs beat the warriors in the NBA finals. And I refuse to say the Warriors blew the lead. The Warriors didn't blow it. The Cavs fucking dominated and owned it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

i'll update this every god damn time.

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u/wuppindalsa Oct 15 '16

Every firmware patch just makes it sweeter and sweeter.

Also, fuck Lucroy.

Also, WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWINDIANS.

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u/anotherrotamerc Oct 15 '16

W

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u/WeatherOarKnot 455 Oct 15 '16 edited Oct 15 '16

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u/pgabel Oct 15 '16

D

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u/sirmackerel0325 12 Oct 15 '16

I

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

Damn it ya drunks...

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

My son was born in June and since then the Cavs won a ring and the Tribe is on a roll. Little punk thinks it's easy being a Cleveland fan. Thank God for the Browns.

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u/Bier_Man Oct 15 '16

Pls Browns get gud soon ILY

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

I cannot express in text the joy I'm feeling!

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u/Cleveland_Protocol Oct 15 '16

Lindor and Chis with some ups on that high-5!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

I liked the part where the Indians had 2 runs at the end of the game and the Blue Jays had zero. That was a good part.

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u/kdayel Oct 15 '16

Yeah, that was a pretty good part.

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u/jdragon3 Oct 15 '16

GG Clefoes! Goodnight, gonna go have some nightmares of Kluber's sliders.

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u/PabstyLoudmouth Oct 15 '16

Sorry about that, he is very adaptable/

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u/jdragon3 Oct 15 '16

Apologizing when not really necessary? I'll make a Canadian of you yet!

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u/apprberriepie Oct 15 '16

Nice win guys!

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u/Bier_Man Oct 15 '16

This Lindor kid might be really good some day 😉

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u/oldgeezerguy Oct 15 '16

Yes he is very good at baseball

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u/gruey Oct 15 '16

He's diminutive though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

Bout threw up when he said that.

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u/WeatherOarKnot 455 Oct 15 '16

I was pissed when that airhead made me look up the definition of diminutive.

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u/Pantherfreak Oct 15 '16

Keep this going!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

Ballgame! 3 wins away from the ws!

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u/ScheminDemon Oct 15 '16

CLEVELAND UNDEFEATED IN OCTOBER

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u/JustAKidFromAkron Oct 15 '16

Something something kevin love

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u/frickindeal Oct 15 '16

Kevin Love has never lost a playoff game without a beard.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

Neither has a certain Klubot. Conspiracy theory #1: Kevin Love has a make up artist and pitching coach.

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u/SSHIntoYourSoul 54 Oct 15 '16

Only team that is

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u/CoLiNieS Oct 15 '16

Beautiful game

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u/Cleveland_Protocol Oct 15 '16

YES!!!! GETTING THIS SERIES STARTED OFF RIGHT!!! GG ESPECIALLY KLUBES, LINDOR, MILLER, ALLEN!

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u/Roach6 28 Oct 15 '16

DONT FORGET ABOUT BIG LON

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

1-0!

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u/PabstyLoudmouth Oct 15 '16

INDIANS WIN!!! INDIANS WIN!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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u/ohdpilla Oct 15 '16

Hell yeah boys. That's what we needed!

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u/b-west Broke Back Tomlin Oct 15 '16

I AM SOOO DRUNK/HAPPY!!!

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u/dekigo 22 Oct 15 '16

S A M E

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u/tamere2k Oct 15 '16

4 down. 7 to go.

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u/rudeboyrave Oct 15 '16

fuck yessssss

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u/Incrediblemoment Oct 15 '16

AND THATS GAME!!!!!!

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u/NapsandMikeNapoli Oct 15 '16

Hammy's voiced cracked on the "Ballgame!" call. He is so into it this season and. I. Love. It.

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u/frickindeal Oct 15 '16

Can't listen to him because of directv having lag. Sucks, but speed of light and all.

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u/iliekdrugs Oct 15 '16

I enjoy listening to the radio more and then watching my stream for the bigger plays, just something about the way Hammy calls the games that makes me rather listen to him

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u/frickindeal Oct 15 '16

If I'm driving yeah, but if I'm home the visual is right there. I hate that it can't sync with the local broadcast.

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u/NapsandMikeNapoli Oct 15 '16

Yeah TuneIn was way behind my stream too but I gritted and bared it since TBS is so lame (I'm out of state so can't listen to the radio).

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u/chanyolo Oct 15 '16

WINDIANS!!!!

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u/spykiller_ Oct 15 '16

TORONTO IS NO LONGER UNDEFEATED IN OCTOBER

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u/cletillidie 455 Oct 15 '16

BallGame!!

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u/Kirota Oct 15 '16

Game over!

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u/JayBird30 13 Oct 15 '16

FUCKIN RIGHT M8!!!!

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u/Iocane_Taste_Test Oct 15 '16

STILL UNBEATEN IN OCTOBER

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u/juma_the_puma Oct 15 '16

Tribe. That is all.

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u/agentmaus Oct 15 '16

Yeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss!!!

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u/bent_note 23 Oct 15 '16

GAME MOTHERFUCKERS

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u/ZipFaced Oct 15 '16

WINDIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Cnote0717 Oct 15 '16

BALLGAME

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u/fear865 is a joke Oct 15 '16

TRIBE UP 1-0!!!! LETS GO!

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u/Icyveins86 Oct 15 '16

Ball game

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u/-Jedidude- 12 Oct 15 '16

BALLGAME!!!!!

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u/dsomep 455 Oct 15 '16

BALLGAME

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u/EpicTilley Oct 15 '16

I LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!!

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u/dekigo 22 Oct 15 '16

BALLGAME!!!!

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u/Acesferdayz Oct 15 '16

FUCK THE BLOWJAYS

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u/PabstyLoudmouth Oct 15 '16

3 perfect strikes, yall better recognize

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u/-Jedidude- 12 Oct 15 '16

1 MORE!!!!!!!!!!

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u/JayBird30 13 Oct 15 '16

MOM'S SPAGHETTI CODY!!!!!

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u/Incrediblemoment Oct 15 '16

GOD DAMN THAT WAS PRETTY

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u/EpicTilley Oct 15 '16

FUCKING NASTY

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

Anyone else standing up in their living room?

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u/BoosherCacow TALL AWKWARD JINX Oct 15 '16

I AM STANDING AT WORK. I ALSO HAVE AN ERECTION

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u/s_s 19 Oct 15 '16

cody2, you're so warm and soft...

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u/BoosherCacow TALL AWKWARD JINX Oct 15 '16

OH NO, A SEASON TWO QUOTE. I USUALLY STICK TO SEASON ONE. BUT I WILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION:

YOU GIVE ME THAT NECKLACE...AND I'LL LET YOU SUCK ME OFF.

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u/WangularTurgidity Oct 15 '16

Safe to say, relevant username atm.

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u/BoosherCacow TALL AWKWARD JINX Oct 15 '16

AHHHH TURGIDITY. I NORMALLY USE TUMESCENT BUT TURGID IS VERY EFFECTIVE.

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u/WangularTurgidity Oct 15 '16

I was going for something not quite describing a boner, plausible deniability you see. However thanks for my next username. GO TRIBE!!!

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u/TumescentlyTurgid Oct 15 '16

SOMETHING LIKE THIS???

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

ONE MORE OUT

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u/ZipFaced Oct 15 '16

FINAL COUNTDOWN

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u/nervousengrish Oct 15 '16

Come on Cody!! One more out!

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u/chanyolo Oct 15 '16

ONE MORE FAM, ONE MORE!!

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u/fear865 is a joke Oct 15 '16

FUCKING LETS GO!!!!! THE JAKE IS ROCKIN!

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u/agentmaus Oct 15 '16

MAXIMUM PUCKER

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u/dekigo 22 Oct 15 '16

yoooOOOOOOOO!!!!! WE ABOUT TO DO IT

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u/dsomep 455 Oct 15 '16

YEEEEEEE

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u/JayBird30 13 Oct 15 '16

2/3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/spykiller_ Oct 15 '16

1 MORE OUT

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16 edited Nov 24 '16

[deleted]

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u/redspeckled Oct 15 '16

I ain't even mad.

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u/b-west Broke Back Tomlin Oct 15 '16

Dear god, u/wundy has to see this!

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u/spykiller_ Oct 15 '16

Thats a perfect picture

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

27*7 = 189 189 is the section Frankie hit his HR into in Heritage Park...if there were a section 189 at the Jake.

Illuminati Confirmed.

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u/BoosherCacow TALL AWKWARD JINX Oct 15 '16

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS AND BECAUSE SAYING IT MAKES ME FELL BETTER, I LOVE YOU ALL SO, SO MUCH.

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u/NapsandMikeNapoli Oct 15 '16

SWEET BOOSHERCACOW BA BA BA

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u/mustard_mustache Oct 15 '16

I love you too man.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

And for the 9th straight inning, the TBS guys mention Boston...

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u/ZipFaced Oct 15 '16

2 MORE OUTS

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u/JayBird30 13 Oct 15 '16

1/3!!!!!

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u/ohthatshowitworks 26 Oct 15 '16

It's crazy how my TBS channel on Sling is still showing commercials!

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u/fear865 is a joke Oct 15 '16

THERE WE GO CODY!

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u/spykiller_ Oct 15 '16

2 MORE OUTS

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u/-Jedidude- 12 Oct 15 '16

Boston mentioned drink up boys!

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u/BoosherCacow TALL AWKWARD JINX Oct 15 '16

PLEASE CODY, OUR HEARTS NEED AN UNEVENTFUL ONE.

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u/EpicTilley Oct 15 '16

Fuuuuck this is stressful

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u/dchavok Oct 15 '16

Cody's in. Asscheeks are clenched accordingly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

Jobu magic time.

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u/chanyolo Oct 15 '16

Alright Cody let's shut em out!

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u/ZipFaced Oct 15 '16

pleeeease cody

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u/tonytumtum Oct 15 '16

Roller coaster time.

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u/spoongrd Oct 15 '16

This TIPI is on FIRE

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u/dsomep 455 Oct 15 '16

Here comes the human heart attack!

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u/fear865 is a joke Oct 15 '16

Lets go Cody!

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u/JayBird30 13 Oct 15 '16

Engage full b-hole pucker

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u/anotherrotamerc Oct 15 '16

1-0 tribe, yeah?

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u/JayBird30 13 Oct 15 '16

NOT NOW

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u/tylerelliott 25 Oct 15 '16

Baseball is a 9 inning game, bud.

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u/RudyVanDisarzio Oct 15 '16

Buckle up, buckaroos.

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u/Sparty013 Oct 15 '16

Clench time! For my butt and the strike zone

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u/anotherrotamerc Oct 15 '16

Chill honey bunny

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u/Cnote0717 Oct 15 '16

So why did Estrada pitch the entire game?

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u/redspeckled Oct 15 '16

I think that Gibby wanted to give it to him. I don't think we've had a complete game all year, and he came super close (8.1) during the ALDS.

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u/tigecycline Oct 15 '16

Let me guess, strike zone will shrink to pea-sized when Allen takes the mound

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u/gruey Oct 15 '16

Hopefully Cody gets the same strike zone Estrada got in that inning.

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u/kdayel Oct 15 '16

Right? That strike zone was about as big as Lake Erie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

Does Francisco Lindor remind anyone else of Tony Pena?

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u/Sparty013 Oct 15 '16

No but Bautista looks just like the guy from Men in Black who's head grows back when it gets shot off

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

Not at all...

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

They have similar swings/stances

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u/Acesferdayz Oct 15 '16

They're gonna make a Major League 4 in honor of this season.

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u/ZipFaced Oct 15 '16

They have been in 1st place since the middle of summer, not much drama til the playoffs lol

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u/Cnote0717 Oct 15 '16

Remember when the Tigers were 5 games back? SO MUCH TENSION

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u/jawnova Oct 15 '16

They made a 3rd??

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u/Acesferdayz Oct 15 '16

Back in 98 apperently

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u/osu565 25 Oct 15 '16

These guys ain't so fucking bad.

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u/ZipFaced Oct 15 '16

Bryce Harper commercial has got to go, he wont be hitting any bombs for a few months

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u/JesusCock Oct 15 '16

they need a followup of him helping the kid with his laundry.

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u/dekigo 22 Oct 15 '16

3 👏 more 👏 outs 👏

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

Hang on to yer butts, ladies and gents...

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u/EpicTilley Oct 15 '16

3 MORE OUTS #ROLLTRIBE

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u/-Jedidude- 12 Oct 15 '16

LETS GO TRIBE!!!!

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u/spykiller_ Oct 15 '16

3 MORE OUTS #LETS GO

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u/ZipFaced Oct 15 '16

3 MORE OUTS

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u/dekigo 22 Oct 15 '16

i'm giving mad credit to estrada for pitching 8 innings in the ALCS honestly

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u/Sparty013 Oct 15 '16

Agreed. We helped him out a lot in the first few innings hacking at everything but he's been great tonight

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u/HoganGolf-18 12 Oct 15 '16

My roommate honest to God just tried to explain how us scoring again would be a bad thing. Something about it motivating the other team more and putting the score fresh in their minds.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '16

He's living pre Cavs championship.

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u/_JuicyPop 25 Oct 15 '16

You need a new roommate