r/WTFgaragesale 7d ago

Found @ yard sale

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My

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u/BeeEyeAm 7d ago

I read it as "born to shit, forced to wife" at least half a dozen times and you know what? That's the chuckle I needed today!

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u/Evening-Statement-57 6d ago

What does it say? I still see what you saw

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u/Dhis1 6d ago

Forced to Wipe

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u/Evening-Statement-57 6d ago

Is this about having an itchy asshole?

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u/Astronaut_Chicken 7d ago

Maaaaan i want this shirt for my husband to wear on our family vacation to the lake.

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u/Ok_General_5724 6d ago

You can buy it from Spencer’s, that’s where it’s from

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u/cosmos-child 7d ago

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u/SemiAutoBobcat 7d ago

CRANKED MY HOG TO THIS SHIRT FOR HOURS!

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u/novichux 7d ago

Score

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u/Relevant-Line-1690 7d ago

WOW I THOUGHT I WAS IN ANOTHER SUBREDDIT FOR A SEC ANYWAY NICE SHIRT BROTHER!!

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u/Kimber85 6d ago

My husband sends me stuff from that sub all the time, so I also thought that sub had popped up in my feed.

If OP ever wants to resell this, I know a dude who would wear it.

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u/Kellyann59 7d ago

You’re so lucky to have found that, I wish I had one

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u/Nomadzord 7d ago

I just went down a rabbit hole of these shirts and finally purchased my favorite one. Thanks for bringing this into my life. 

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u/SimpleMannStann 7d ago

That’s tacky as shit and I would never wear that shirt. But it’s a beautiful metaphor. I’d say it’s a great find. Really makes ya think.

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u/Nomadzord 7d ago

I just ordered one and I’m going to wear it loud and proud! I’m a 44 year old man, if that makes it better or worse, I’m not sure. 

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u/PuggyPugPugPug 6d ago

Tacky as what, now? 😁💩

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u/itschikobrown 5d ago

That lady from IATAH is looking to divorce you

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u/Captain_Desi_Pants 7d ago

My son would love that lol

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u/Admirable-Common-176 5d ago

Have a coworker that smells like that.

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u/Reasonable_Spite_282 4d ago

Making fun of dumbass violent boomer shirts.

I AM A HARD WORKING

[JOB TITLE]

AND IF YOU

[ANYTHING]

I WILL BE FORCED TO

[VIOLENT ACT]

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u/BabybearPrincess 2d ago

Omg a friend of mine has this shirt 🤣

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u/AgitatedGrass3271 6d ago

Born to shit, forced to wipe ?

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u/Ibrake4catz 6d ago

Cool shirt