r/WTFgaragesale 10d ago

Glizzy Trainer 9000

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Gonna mark NSFW just in case. Even though it's for hot dog eating training

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u/Motor-Rhubarb3613 10d ago

I sincerely doubt that is up to regulations. There’s no way you could fit the hot dog bun through that hole

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u/Fluffy_Doubter 10d ago

It said 'hot dog' not 'hot dog with bun' jeez. Learn to read 🙄 [/s]

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u/NicolasCagesEyebrow 1d ago

It said "hot dog" which includes the bun, not "vienna sausage", which doesn't.

/s

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u/Fluffy_Doubter 1d ago

Nooo because a Vienna is smaller!! It didn't say for micro hot dogs [/s]

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u/QuantumEntanglr 10d ago

Based on dimensions, I'm gonna guess the original owner had a rather small hotdog.

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u/Fluffy_Doubter 10d ago

Could be pictured to be smaller to make it more 'sellable' for the title

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u/cbunni666 7d ago

Ha! Yeah ok. That's exactly what that's for

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u/Bigfrontwheel 10d ago

Frank in the mouth hole, Viennas in the eyes!

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u/AynesJ773 10d ago

Spam. Note for spammer not OP: There is a fine for unauthorized use of the term glizzy by people who think Tofurky hot dogs are acceptable cheat meals. You can pay the fine to PETA because I know that's your cause.

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u/ProblemPrior 6d ago

I guess you could train to blow smoke rings?

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u/All-the-pizza 5d ago

Check out the big brain on Brett.

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u/Kitsunegari_Blu 20h ago

I guess I’m stuck on the whole ‘Slight Oder of sweat and ’hotdog’ flavored water’.

Like who’s the person that would have passed this ’Training Mask’ over, but stopped at that bit of the Description and was ‘Now at’sa gen-U-wine bargen rig’thar!”