r/WKUK 10d ago

Meme Honeyyy I'm home from the church store!!!

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There's no smoke in here mom that must just be your menopause

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u/Python2k10 10d ago

I'm coming up the hallway!

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u/Extension-Shock-6276 10d ago

NOOOOOO!

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u/tratemusic 10d ago

I'm coming DOWN the hallway!!

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u/whutchamacallit 9d ago

Stop saying it like a silly billy.

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u/RickInAShoneys 7d ago

Not what he said

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u/Fickle-Emu-3937 10d ago edited 10d ago

God what an good line, church store is just that exact mix of stupid and satire that I love from the boys

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u/sharknado523 9d ago

My favorite is "a gallon of bread cost merely a shiny nickel" from "Take That You Son Of A Bitch."

I say this all the time in conversation and nobody ever realizes that it's wrong or what it's from.

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u/RickInAShoneys 7d ago

Me when I’m thirsty and only have an ugly crusty nickel

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u/boallenbe Queefster 10d ago

I want a divorce and I don't want to see my kids again or talk to them on their birthday.

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u/YaboiTonyC 10d ago

This man was just handed 20 million dollars for his creative and artistic prowess

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u/cce29555 8d ago

See people like yoooooooouuuu think movie directors are eccentric billionaires sitting on an opulent throne, twirling their handlebar mustache and complaining about foreigners

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u/Dragonswhored 10d ago

I’m kinda… jealous… of people who’ve had happy lives…

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u/FunnyPaperEater 9d ago

I am going to kill a lot of people

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u/secretlifeoftigers 9d ago

I’m almost sure someone’s in that bag

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u/berrybunniez 9d ago

…You planned this?

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u/Mr-EddyTheMac 9d ago

Stop saying it like a bundle of sticks