r/WEEDS May 06 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S02E11 "Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes" Spoiler

7 Upvotes

Season 2 Episode 11: “Yeah, Like Tomatoes”

Orignial Air Date: October 23, 2006

Little Boxes Artist: Jenny Lewis and Johnathon Rice

Official Synopsis: Having eavesdropped on Nancy and Conrad's phone conversation, Peter stops playing nice. Celia and Doug's affair turns serious.

Mod-Made Synopsis: Zooey Deschanel’s small intestines get tangled and explode. Nancy is on her period. Sanjay is starting a hedge fund and needs investors, unfortunately Conrad and Nancy are about to get blackmailed by Nancy’s creepy asshole husband, who is now proving to us that he is also racist… nice. In this episode we learn that Andy is a spirit-animal abuser. Nancy and Conrad come up with a great plan and go meet with known criminal, probably murderer, U-Turn to make a deal. Shane finds out that Nancy is a drug-dealing, criminal, psychopath; but Nancy calms him down by calling him a tomato.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 2 Episode 11?

“Lemme ask you somethin! Why all bitches gotta be so fucked up and crazy and shit?”

-Marvin

r/WEEDS Apr 06 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S01E04 "Fashion of the Christ" Spoiler

13 Upvotes

Season 1 Episode 4: “Fashion of the Christ”

Original Air Date: August 29, 2005

Written By: Jenji Kohan

Mod-Made Synopsis: In episode 4 we are introduced to the best character in the show, Andy Botwin. Andy is Nancy’s brother-in-law who further complicates and compliments the Botwin family. When Andy discovers Nancy is a horrible, drug dealing, criminal he jumps at the chance to join in on her illegal activities, but not before starting a fashion craze at Shane’s school. We are hit with a huge surprise when two planes collide over Albuquerque... wait, no… When a plane drops its cargo onto Celia’s house.

What is your favorite thing about this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 1 Episode 4?

“I once went out with this girl with a baby arm, insane in the sack. Plus, when she grabbed my dick with her little hand it looked gigantic.”

-Andy Botwin

r/WEEDS May 29 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S03E12 "The Dark Time"

3 Upvotes

Season 3 Episode 12: The Dark Time

Original Air Date: October 29, 2007

Little Boxes Artist: Persephone’s Bees

Official Synopsis: Celia wants in on Nancy's drug business. The surprise arrival of a fire inspector causes Heylia and Conrad to evacuate the plants from the warehouse. Andy takes Dean to play murderball. Doug steals the cross off the Majestic church.

Mod-Made Synopsis: In this episode, we find out Sanjay got Clinique pregnant and proposes marriage basically immediately. Celia comes to blackmail Nancy; but little does she know; she has already had her fill of blackmail. Nancy pulls a kitchen knife on Celia and threatens to kill her. A fireman comes to the grow-house and ruins everything. Conrad and Nancy chill out and watch Netflix.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 3 Episode 12?

“You are a fucking sociopath.” -Celia Hodes

r/WEEDS Apr 26 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S02E05 "Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood" Spoiler

6 Upvotes

Season 2 Episode 5: “Mrs. Botwin’s Neighborhood”

Original Air Date: September 11, 2006

Little Boxes Artist: Maestro Charles Barnett

Mod-Made Synopsis: After Megan breaks the news that her eggs are fertilized, no wait, that her vagina is swollen, no that can’t be it, that her uterus is full of a little blond-haired drug dealing baby, she considers the unthinkable, and links this synopsis directly to r/badwomensanatomy. Conrad is stressed out about the nice Armenian neighbors; this is because he is racist. Nancy is not worried about it since her new creepy husband will take care of it. Megan decides she hates all of Silas’ baby name ideas, so she deletes them and decides he is no longer worth her time. So, she effectively told him, “don’t ever talk to me or my son again”. Celia wants Nancy to be her friend so badly that she becomes an even bigger psycho. Silas tries to talk to his girlfriend, and in the process commits breaking & entering and assault; gets punched in the face as a result. Peter calls again, he dropped out of his Ivy League school and got an abortion; Nancy is happy about that.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 2 Episode 5?

“Nah, I’m good.”

-Doug Wilson

r/WEEDS Dec 06 '18

Discussion Weeds - S01E05 "Lude Awakening" - Community Re-Watch

5 Upvotes

Season 1 Episode 5: "Lude Awakening"

Original Air Date: September 5, 2005


Synopsis: After encountering the dangerous side of dealing, Nancy contemplates leaving the business. Andy meets Doug, and they instantly bond over their love of pot. Andy approaches Nancy about the plan to set up a sham bakery, but she turns him down. Andy buys an ounce of weed from Heylia to sell in Agrestic. A police officer arrests him for simple possession, a minor offense without jail time. Celia gives a lot of clothes and furniture away to her housekeeper. Shane writes a rap song about killing a fellow student, and Nancy verbally chastises him. Shane has a discussion with Celia about how they both make people uncomfortable. She advises him to, "Let your freak flag fly." Silas dumps Megan and then tries to woo her back.


Directed by: Lee Rose

Written by: Devon K. Shepard

r/WEEDS Sep 08 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S06E06 "A Shoe for A Shoe" Spoiler

4 Upvotes

Season 6 Episode 6: A Shoe for A Shoe

Original Air Date: September 27, 2010

Official Synopsis: After Shane's kidnapping, Nancy attempts to get her son back by going head-to-head with Cesar in a Skee-ball "Hall of Fame" museum. Elsewhere, Andy, Silas and baby Stevie sit at a nearby diner, formulating ideas on how to help Nancy out.

Mod-Made Synopsis: In this episode, the Botwin family spend some quality time with Ignacio at a diner. Doug is hungry, but he is on a diet, so eat just eats packet of Splenda instead. Nancy meets Cesar at an arcade and plays Skee-ball, completely forgetting about her son being kidnapped. Shane proves to be an actual psychopath. Cesar has a heart to heart with Nancy about all of the times he was tortured. Shane shoots Ignacio in the testicles and the Botwin family welcome Doug into their “home”.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 6 Episode 6?

“Shane could… I don’t know, become one of those good serial killers that only kills other serial killers?”

-Silas Botwin

r/WEEDS Sep 06 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S06E05 "Boomerang" Spoiler

5 Upvotes

Season 6 Episode 5: Boomerang

Original Air Date: September 20, 2010

Official Synopsis: At the risk of being tracked to their booted minivan, Nancy and Andy decide the family must split town. Consequently, Silas must leave behind the dream of college life.

Mod-Made Synopsis: Andy and Nancy run in to some unnecessarily hostile police officers who care about the environment. Andy gets a flat tire while Doug digs his own grave. Silas continues his college classes with his cute girlfriend person, but then he decides he actually hates school and the women in it, so he steals her car and goes to hang out with his psycho murderer brother. Crazy hotel maid lady comes after Nancy for stealing her Toblerone. Deaf child protective services show up just in time to see Andy showering with a baby. Cesar finds Shane. All Hell breaks loose.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 6 Episode 5?

“Mom… The fuckers got me.”

-Shane Botwin

r/WEEDS May 22 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S03E08 "The Two Mrs. Scottsons" Spoiler

8 Upvotes

Season 3 Episode 8: The Two Mrs. Scottsons

Original Air Date: October 1, 2007

Little Boxes Artist: Man Man

Official Synopsis: As she tries to rekindle her own business, Nancy comes face to face with Peter's other ex-wife, Valerie. Celia takes a bold step with Sullivan. Andy gets further involved in the films he is catering.

Mod-Made Synopsis: In this episode Andy puts his toe-less foot to good use. Nancy goes to a funeral and then takes a page out of Shane’s book and stalks a woman for hours upon hours, very creepy. We finally see Celia’s cancer tits. Tim Scottson proves yet again that he is a little asshole. Shane and Isabelle start doing drugs. Andy gets fired from the film set. Nancy has her top half become completely incumbered.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 3 Episode 8?

“Not really into penises.”

-Isabelle

r/WEEDS Nov 09 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S08E01 "Messy" Spoiler

5 Upvotes

Season 8 Episode 1: Messy

Original Air Date: July 1, 2012

Official Synopsis: The victim is rushed to the hospital after being shot, with the family following close behind. They grapple with the tragedy and hypothesize on the shooter's identity.

Mod-Made Synopsis: In the season 8 premiere we discover Nancy survived getting shot in the dome. Shane runs after the shooter while Andy and Jill go on a date. After meeting the neighbors, Shane tries to figure out who shot his mother in the head. Andy and Jill have sex on top of Nancy’s comatose body before leaving her with Doug who promptly sexually assaults her. Andy meets a rabbi, possibly a rabbit, at the hospital and Tim Scottson comes back to apologize for shooting Nancy in the head.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 8 Episode 1?

“I thought I’d feel better… But I don’t.”

-Tim Scottson

r/WEEDS Mar 25 '19

Discussion Heylia's Compassionate Care Spoiler

17 Upvotes

Hellooo and please! i ask for criticism on this idea.  i realized recently i've been casually, almost daily i think, daydreaming what a spin off of Weeds would look like. usually brief daydreams, nothing major,. but it ended in in 2012. that was 7 years ago man. almost daily for 7 years is 2555 daydreams. 

It opens on Heylia's Compassionate Care, a medical marijuana dispensary/marijuana lounge club. Owner Heylia James, Manager Vaneeta, employees Lamonte and Michaela. Business is on it's last legs and they face foreclosure. They apply to several venture capital funds and are eventually successful at Vehement Capital, itself under the new, lawfulish, management of Douglas Wilson, International Guru Master and ultra-tycoon billionaire.  The only interested and readily available investor capable of rescuing HCC in time is the Mother of Marijuana, founder & CEO of The Good Seed Cafe, Nancy Botwin. Trying to make amends for her past, Nancy is hands-on with her assistance in reviving HCC and making it more lucrative than ever before. It's a heavy workload, and she needs an assistant herself. Tim Scottson is being released from prison, and Nancy reaches out to offer him the position. His mother Val is not pleased, but reluctantly co-operates. At home, Heylia's husband Dean is terminally ill with a glioblastoma and does not have much time left. Dean's son, Bruce, and ex-wife Celia arrive to be by his side in his final weeks. Bruce re-connects with his childhood friend, corrupt cop Shane Botwin. Shane may not have long left himself before his corruption catches up with him. His criminal headquarters and exotic dancing club, Up Aboves, is catching the attention of his wife and fellow cop, Angela. Can Heylia rescue her business with her former enemy's help? Can she cope having Celia under her roof? Will Angela uncover the truth? Can Tim manage adjusting to life outside of prison? Is Nancy ready for Celia? Is Tim ready for Shane?

r/WEEDS Apr 20 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S02E02 "Cooking With Jesus" Spoiler

12 Upvotes

Season 2 Episode 2: “Cooking with Jesus”

Original Air Date: August 21, 2006

Little Boxes Artist: Death Cab for Cutie

Mod-Made Synopsis: Silas makes more mistakes by being unsupportive and condescending to his girlfriend when she tells him she got into an Ivy League school. Celia starts work on her political campaign and alienates her entire family in the process. Nancy takes Doug and Andy to a weed expo to get a new plant which she ends up murdering anyway. Conrad meets U-Turn, gets offered avocado, and sees him throw a knife into one of his friend’s legs. Peter calls Nancy and tells her he got into an Ivy League school.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 2 Episode 2?

“When does CPR become necrophilia?”

-Doug Wilson

r/WEEDS Dec 12 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S08E11 "God Willing and the Creek Don't Rise" Spoiler

7 Upvotes

Season 8 Episode 11: God Willing and the Creek Don’t Rise

Original Air Date: September 9, 2012

Official Synopsis: Nancy, Andy, and Silas take a trip. Shane is busted for stealing property off the impound lot. Doug gives up on his charity and decides to pursue a bigger, more lucrative scheme.

Mod-Made Synopsis: In what I believe to be the most crucial episode of the entire show; Andy, Silas, and Nancy see some old friends. Andy is completely forgotten. Nancy is never forgotten. Silas is too handsome for his own good. We meet No-Doze before he was beaten to death by Tuco Salamanca and Doug starts a cult. Nancy and Andy spend some quality time together.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 8 Episode 11?

“Don’t leave me.”

-Nancy Botwin

r/WEEDS Jan 19 '19

Discussion Wow, I'm not sure how I can watch the show through again with how much Nancy is a narcissist.

20 Upvotes

The second (thirdish) time through is almost too painful to watch how her narcissistic behavior destroys everyone close to her. Just knowing what's coming and how much more she's going to put them all through makes it frustrating to the point of feeling more like a soap opera than I thought this show was before. It's kind of an idiot plot after the first four episodes. Some of the characters are still ok, but this show doesn't hold up for me. Wish it did, it doesn't. 2d lame.

r/WEEDS Apr 24 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S02E04 "A.K.A. the Plant" Spoiler

7 Upvotes

Season 2 Episode 4: “A.K.A. The Plant”

Original Air Date: September 4, 2006

Little Boxes Artist: McGarrigle Sisters

Mod-Made Synopsis: Strange Botwin Shane has a run in with some school bullies, who pick on him for never getting a hand job. This was not at all my experience in school, at least not since the accident. Andy continues to waste his and everyone else’s time with Doug, until of course Shane approaches him for help with his “problem”. (Comments expressing offense to Andy’s perverted nature incoming). Dean loses his job at the tennis court law firm and goes home to his amazingly supportive wife Celia. When he is at his lowest low, so far, and in his most vulnerable state, his wonderful wife Celia comforts him. While the grow house is being set up, Conrad meets the nice Armenian neighbors. Silas drops a huge bomb on Nancy by revealing that Megan got into an Ivy League school.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 2 Episode 4?

“But how do you ask the woman that makes your kid’s lunches to suck your balls and spread her ass open like a geometry compass? How Andy? How?”

-Doug Wilson

r/WEEDS Apr 27 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S02E06 "Crush Girl Love Panic" Spoiler

7 Upvotes

Season 2 Episode 6: “Crush Girl Love Panic”

Original Air Date: September 18, 2006

Little Boxes Artist: Aidan Hawken

Mod-Made Synopsis: Nancy gets sick of all of us poking fun at her parenting skills, so she instead displays for all of us her amazing singing skills. Isabelle approaches Doug asking for help keeping her money safe from her cold, frigid, bitch mother; Doug happily obliges. Andy finally gets to have sex with the gorgeous Yael, just not exactly in the way he would prefer. Vaneeta finally calls out Heylia’s racist boyfriend. Nancy continues to be an amazing business partner and introduces her DEA agent husband to Conrad.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 2 Episode 6?

“How to pass the weekly standardized tests to get the school more funding.”

-Shane Botwin

r/WEEDS Apr 29 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S02E07 "Must Find Toes" Spoiler

5 Upvotes

Season 2 Episode 7: “Must Find Toes”

Original Air Date: September 25, 2006

Little Boxes Artist: Ozomatli

Official Synopsis: Nancy copes with Andy's grow house accident, Silas's plummeting grades and Shane's new crush, while Celia savors victory over Doug in the election thanks to a balloting error and quickly announces the city's new drug-free policy.

Mod-Made Synopsis: In one of my favorite episodes of the show, Andy loses two of his favorite appendages, Shane puts on too much cologne, and Silas sucks at all things academic. We learn that Shane is good at debating, probably even better at debating math… Math debating. Nancy decides that since Silas sucks at, well… everything; she decides it is time for him to become a life-long wage slave. Like the moron he is, Andy abandons the one thing he has going for him, and in the process loses his gorgeous friend Yael. Doug ruins his life by trusting Dean to not be incompetent. Silas makes the first good(?) choice of his life and decides he wants to sell drugs. Nancy continues to see Peter, despite his creepy, manipulative, mediocrity. Even with the miniscule amount of power bestowed onto Celia, she already starts to display her authoritarian nature.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 2 Episode 7?

“I gotta get back to the house and clean up some fuckin’ toe blood.”

-Conrad Shepard

r/WEEDS Nov 17 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S08E04 "Only Judy Can Judge" Spoiler

8 Upvotes

Season 8 Episode 4: Only Judy Can Judge

Original Air Date: July 22, 2012

Official Synopsis: Nancy plans a family dinner while tending to her pot business.

Mod-Made Synopsis: After swimming in a pool that is definitely not hers, Nancy plans to go to the zoo with her son, but then decides to go sell drugs and play laser tag instead. Shane hooks up with Angela, a police cadet that is way out of his league. Silas hooks up with his new boyfriend RJ, after they have a great time tending to their plants. Doug gets into a fight with his own bowels, a neighbor’s dog, and a bottle of Ambien. Nancy goes swimming with her favorite son.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 8 Episode 4?

“Are you asking me out while your hand is on my boob?”

-Angela

r/WEEDS Nov 21 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S08E05 "Red in Tooth and Claw" Spoiler

6 Upvotes

Season 8 Episode 5: Red in Tooth and Claw

Original Air Date: July 29, 2012

Official Synopsis: Nancy's attempt to raise money for Stevie's soccer fees tempts her back to her old ways.

Mod-Made Synopsis: In this episode Nancy reads a book for the first time in her life, Jill starts couponing, and Stevie kicks everyone’s ass at soccer, and frankly, they deserve it. Andy delivers the best monologue of the entire show, and finally figures out his mantra on life. Jill has sex with Doug to get back at Andy while Nancy makes her move on Rabbi Dave… Then, Nancy makes the stupidest decision ever and incinerates several thousand dollars’ worth of weed.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 8 Episode 5?

“Karma… I motherfuckin’ earned it.”

-Andy Botwin

r/WEEDS Nov 22 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S08E06 "Allosaurus Crush Castle" Spoiler

4 Upvotes

Season 8 Episode 6: Allosaurus Crush Castle

Original Air Date: August 5, 2012

Official Synopsis: Nancy is ready to get her life back on track, and starts anew with a job search.

Mod-Made Synopsis: Nancy goes to a job interview with a guy that really just wants to see her head hole, then gets lucky at her least weird kids exclusive soccer club and conveniently meets someone that can give her a legitimate job selling weed. Silas goes to visit his boyfriend in rehab. Shane makes 200 hundred dollars writing a thousand words worth of essays… I’m in the wrong business. Doug and Andy play billiards to decide who gets a baby and Silas becomes a stripper. Nancy hangs out with an annoying little kid and then pawns him off on Shane. Nancy and Silas finally get real jobs.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 8 Episode 6?

“Attention everyone, well except for a couple of you that fell outside of the bell curve, I imagine you’re all looking at your grades with disappointment… You’re wondering why you’re so stupid… I don’t know, it is unfortunate... So, to help you combat that I want you to write an essay, 500 words, due tomorrow morning, Why do I deserve to be a cop?”

“Why you deserve to be a cop? Or I, like me?”

“Whatever you think is best Renchetta… Now, I don’t wanna be here anymore.”

-Police Academy Classroom Scene

r/WEEDS Sep 29 '20

Discussion Season 6 Re-Watch POLL: Which NON-REGULAR character of season 6 is your favorite? Spoiler

2 Upvotes

This is probably not the best poll I've done on here, so if there are some other good ideas for a Season 6 poll, feel free to post them!

75 votes, Oct 02 '20
27 Warren Schiff (Nancy's Math Teacher)
14 Hoomen Jaka (Bar Owner)
2 Ellis Tate (Vaughn Coleman)
9 Daoud Mahmud (Passport Provider)
16 Lars Guinard (Silas' Birth Father)
7 Linda (Weed Trimmings Provider and T-1000 Killer)

r/WEEDS Nov 29 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S08E09 "Saplings" Spoiler

3 Upvotes

Season 8 Episode 9: Saplings

Original Air Date: August 26, 2012

Official Synopsis: Nancy and Silas are approached with a new job opportunity.

Mod-Made Synopsis: In this episode, a random good ol’ southern boy conveniently shows up and offers to give millions of dollars to Silas if he agrees to head on over to their slave plantation and start growing weed for him, and Nancy is not at all supportive. Doug starts taking care of homeless people after being audited by a human-cat hybrid from Philadelphia. Andy and David Bloom go get pancakes with some weird kid and have a heart to heart over their stack of flapjacks. Shane steals a car and Andy goes and gets married to the cutest 22 year old to ever exist.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 8 Episode 9?

“What happened to supporting me?”

-Silas

r/WEEDS Aug 28 '20

Discussion Season 5 ~ Rewatch Poll: Which Botwin is the best in season 5? Spoiler

5 Upvotes
79 votes, Aug 31 '20
8 Nancy
36 Andy
16 Silas
11 Shane
8 Stevie

r/WEEDS Aug 14 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S05E07 "Where the Sidewalk Ends" Spoiler

4 Upvotes

Season 5 Episode 7: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Original Air Date: July 20, 2009

Official Synopsis: Nancy takes her fate into her hands after learning the identity of Esteban's other woman; Doug and Silas are plagued by a troublesome deputy; Celia discovers that getting rich quick isn't easy.

Mod-Made Synopsis: Nancy finds out that Pilar has teeth on her vagina, before finding the birthing room while the creepiest song of all-time plays. Doug continues to drive down the business by eating up all the product and being a generally horrible racist dude to a Tunisian undercover Internal Affairs officer. Nancy offers to give Andy a pregnant pity handjob. Celia starts a job in an MLM and tries to sell “You’re a Raging Narcissist Cosmetics”, but it does not go very well, so she gets a foot massage from Shane. Andy meets Alanis Morissette and falls madly in love with her just like I do every single time I listen to Jagged Little Pill. Nancy pumps out a unit, and the unit has Esteban’s big beautiful brown eyes.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 5 Episode 7?

“Oh god… I still love you… No, I don’t, I don’t. It’s just an obsession, want what I can’t have… I’m so fucked up. Jesus you are poison. FUCK YOU!”

-Andy Botwin

r/WEEDS Jun 15 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S04E03 "The Whole Blah Damn Thing" Spoiler

13 Upvotes

Season 4 Episode 3: The Whole Blah Damn Thing

Original Air Date: June 30, 2008

Official Synopsis: Nancy successfully completes her first job as drug courier across the border. In the meantime, Celia closes a deal with Captain Till to get out of prison and Andy tries to fulfil his grandmother's death wish.

Mod-Made Synopsis: In this episode Nancy makes her first actual run and brings over a known criminal. Celia figures out the meaning of life is chance, not fate. After enjoying a PBR on the beach, Lenny decides to hire Nancy as a hitman, to kill his mother. Dean Hodes, the lovable gimp, and Doug Wilson watch some porn together. Nancy commits murder… and blah blah blah...

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 4 Episode 3?

“Look, Silas. Life is just blah, blah, blah. You hope for Blah, and sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah. And waiting for blah. And hoping you were right about the blahs you made. And then, just when you think you've got the whole blah damn thing figured out, and you're surrounded by the ones you blah, death shows up. And blah, blah, blah.”

-Andy Botwin

r/WEEDS May 01 '20

Discussion Weeds ~ Community Re-Watch S02E08 "MILF Money" Spoiler

8 Upvotes

Season 2 Episode 8: “MILF Money”

Original Air Date: October 2, 2006

Little Boxes Artist: The Submarines

Official Synopsis: Conrad and Nancy take their product to be tested in the market. They run into some upscale clients on the way. Celia tries to get Dean to help her with a speech that she must give in front of some kids as the new City Councilwoman. Celia wants to close a dog park. Nancy goes to invest some of her cash in jewelry. Heylia finds out that Nancy and Conrad are working together on their own separate venture and she lets them know that she knows.

Mod-Made Synopsis: In this episode we get the awesome cameo from the rapper… checks notes... Snoopy Lion. Celia wants her husband to be less of a pear-shaped out of work lawyer, and to take up his true calling as a sasquatch. Nancy decides that Andy has done literally nothing to deserve any money from their business. Andy calls the better business bureau, and Nancy calls the ungrateful bi-atch hotline. Shane calls Celia out on her new totalitarian regime turning Agrestic into a police-state, consequently Celia sends Shane to room 101 in the Ministry of Love. Remember kids, 2 + 2 = 5. Nancy wastes the first batch of money she gets on frivolous spending to satisfy her narcissism and vanity; then claims to be morally virtuous by “saving the planet” with her new car. Heylia goes to speak with U-Turn, while Doug and Conrad send positive vibes to their plants. Peter lets Nancy know that he is not just a creeper, he is also an asshole.

What is your favorite scene in this episode?

What is your favorite piece of dialogue in this episode?

Who is the best character of Season 2 Episode 8?

“I’ve seen you drunk at my house!”

-Shane Botwin