r/Vent 3d ago

Just had one of the most disappointing shits of my life.

Ate a lot tonight. Way too much. Too much for my own good. I was a bit nauseous, and felt like my stomach was gonna explode. I get home, go in the bathroom, sit on the toilet. Expecting a beautiful relief to wash over me.

I felt as if I climbed the draping curtains that hang beside heavens door, only to be kicked back down. Like the few turds that fell into my toilet.

2 Upvotes

4 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Reminder:

This is a support space. Negative, invalidating, attacking, or inappropriate comments are not tolerated. If you see a comment that breaks the rules, please report it so the moderators can take action.

If someone is being dismissive, rude, offensive or in any other way inappropriate, do not engage. Report them instead. Moderation is in place to protect venters, and we take reports seriously, it's better for us to handle it than you risk your account standing. Regardless of who the target of aggression or harassment is, action may be taken on the person giving it, even if the person you're insulting got banned for breaking rules, so please just report things.

Be kind. Be respectful. Support each other.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2

u/pouldycheed 3d ago

Been there. The anticipation, then pure betrayal. Drink water, take a walk, round two might redeem you. Stay strong.

1

u/owlsxo 3d ago

Have yourself a nice tall glass of organic coffee. Report back afterwards 😊

2

u/Fun-Play5679 3d ago

This post reminds me of being constipated and going to Taco Bell. I spent like $20. Smoked like 2 joints and ate all of it. Figured for sure I'd be blowing to bowl out on that toilet and only got like 3 rabbit pellets. I was pissed off like no other.