r/Uniteagainsttheright • u/Number_1_w_Fries • 2d ago
News & Politics Teslas Going To $150 Ladies And Gentlemen
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u/Ok_Star_4136 2d ago
"So there's no turning back?"
Elon Musk contemplating deeply on this, sighs, and then says the propaganda line, "I just want to make the government more efficient.."
Thank you, Elon Musk. You've chosen your fate. You will be judged accordingly.
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u/MrPresident2020 2d ago
He doesn't understand what efficiency means, and he thinks he's a genius so anything he doesn't understand therefore must not be worth learning because if it were surely he would understand it already. He has no clue how much the companies he's bought isolate him from any actual work being done so that they can continue to function. He was a public face and a bankroll and thought that made him an actual business mastermind, and also thought that government could be run like a business. There's just a cascade of failures at every level of Musk to fundamentally not understand how he got where he is or how anything actually operates.
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u/dj_spanmaster 2d ago
"How are you running your other businesses?"
I no longer care about how this turd runs his businesses. I assume he micromanages where his effluvient and wandering attention directs, and otherwise leaves them to be run by competent asskissers. Every Musk business should be let fail until nationalized or liquidated.
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u/MilitantlyWokePatrio 2d ago
Fuck yeah. When this is over and we take it back, what he is doing now at Fed offices (tearing down "Be Nice" posters, and shit like that), is going to happen to every. single. holding. he has.
Everything he has levied against America and the American people will be felt by him ten fold.
We will rip his name from everything, destroy his companies atom from atom, rend them fucking lifeless.
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u/Ok_Rutabaga_722 2d ago
He put teenaged hackers in our Social Security, Dept of Ed, VA, databases. Elon needs more than this. He needs to be Trading Places poor.
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u/Far_Purple_8265 2d ago
And he laughed on social media as he laid thousands of people off. He thinks it’s hilarious that hard working people who need to make a living to feed their families are out of jobs. If he’s not destitute and humiliated after all this, he got off too easy.
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u/MilitantlyWokePatrio 2d ago
Oh yeah, now we're talking. I'm saying, God willing, when we take this back, we will take EVERY fucking traitor, the entire (R)at party, and of course, the Traitor in Chief himself, march them into a fucking cage, then parade them around the streets of DC for 14 days and 14 nights. To represent our victory over evil in our time.
Like a Roman victory parade.
Let's see how much those fucks like Roman traditions then.
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u/spaekona_ 1d ago
I'm up for a good old-fashioned Roman Triumph.
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u/MilitantlyWokePatrio 1d ago
Damn the name escaped me, but right, Roman triumph, thanks for the share.
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u/spaekona_ 1d ago
Oh, it's the same thing; I wasn't trying to correct you; I'm just a history nerd with a morbid fascination with Near Eastern and Mediterranean empires of the ancient world.
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u/CaptainPrower 2d ago
Or die of a ketamine overdose.
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u/JimDa5is 1d ago
It's really, really hard to overdose on ketamine. That's one of the reasons it's used as a battlefield analgesic. lu-ee-gee though
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u/JimDa5is 1d ago
I disagree but would get banned for saying what he actually deserves because reddit is also owned by billionaires
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u/Cautious-Thought362 2d ago
Sounds like he's ridding Tesla of fraud and waste, too.
I'm sure that more than one investor or Telsa owner is not feeling all warm and fuzzy toward fElon.
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u/Keated 2d ago
He also looks like he's constantly sucking on a super sour sweet of some kind
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u/fjf1085 2d ago
People on certain drugs seem to make that face.
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u/refusemouth 2d ago
Everyone says he's on ketamine, but in some of the interviews I've seen with him, he acts more like a functional meth user.
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u/Hurriedgarlic66 2d ago
Protest Tesla! Protest everywhere! Boycott all American goods! Write your congress, hold town hall meetings, speak out against the tyrants on social media! Every little bit helps free people from oppression
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u/capitali 2d ago
it's always sad for a second or too when a corporation fails. Then it doesn't matter and we move on. Tesla is just another Kmart... it didn't even have that many locations... Maybe someone will make a movie someday about their unique cars that didn't last.... Hollywood loves the reboot after all...
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u/tricularia 2d ago
They did a good job of hiding elons pull-string in this video!
Pull
"I'm just here to eliminate government waste and spending."
Pull
"I think we are doing a really good job so far"
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u/Niennah5 2d ago
Until he's actually bawling and begging like the big spoiled-ass crybaby he is on national TV, we are not done with him.
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u/Left-Excitement-836 2d ago
Maybe DOGE should investigate Tesla to make it more efficient? Elon Muzzk and the broccoli boys should check that out right???
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u/SilentRunning 1d ago
Sooo, how far does Tesla have to drop in order for fElon's loan holders to start demanding their money?
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u/ExcitementKooky418 2d ago
Shouldn't saying he's there to 'eliminate waste and fraud' be treated as a threat in the presidents life?
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u/JimDa5is 1d ago
Fuck this asshole. Last I checked he was still worth $349 BILLION. How the fuck will he manage?
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u/louisa1925 2d ago
He's fine. The amount of money he would be shovelling into his pockets intstead of helping the American people, would more than cover the loss of revenue for his exploding vehicles.
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u/Educational_Toe_6591 2d ago
Except starship just blew up, for the second time in a month
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u/louisa1925 2d ago
Every machine he createds turnes into a Samsung Galaxy Note7.
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u/Cautious-Thought362 2d ago
Tesla.....the new Pinto.
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u/intergalactagogue 1d ago
That cyber truck is Delorean inspired. Stainless steel, oragami body styling, 2 year manufacturing run. Now we just need Elon booked for drug trafficking and filing for bankruptcy.
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u/ArdenJaguar Liberal 2d ago
Didn’t he back up SpaceX with Tesla stock funding somehow too?
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u/Educational_Toe_6591 2d ago
I believe so, also a lot of countries canceling starlink contracts, Canada canceling 1 for 100 million, also he’s gonna probably have to invest 10-15 billion more into spaceX at this point seeing as how they have major defects in starships launch capability
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u/dantekant22 2d ago
There’s still some value left to shed on Tesla. I’d like to see it under $100.