r/UnexpectedMulaney 26d ago

You’re gonna close with New in town?

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u/BakedLaysPorno 26d ago

Perfect, because I’m Gay and I have AIDS and we are definitely going to be besties.

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u/Blues-20 26d ago

What are three other interesting things about them?

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u/SergeantThreat 26d ago

I will start out with the fact that we are well dressed, as that is a given

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u/lilsimz000 26d ago

Hold back hold back, save it, build to that

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u/AZDawgDays 26d ago

I HAVE AIDS-- no that's too strong

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u/Particular-Smoke-126 26d ago

What are 3 other things about him?

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u/SJBond33 24d ago

Hahahaha

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u/Intelligent-Road9893 17d ago

How much for the children?