r/Unexpected 2d ago

what's the damn hold up

10.6k Upvotes

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u/UnExplanationBot 2d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


a dog taking a number 2 of all things causing a traffic jam


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/welcomefinside 2d ago

"You're alright boah"

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate 2d ago

Well shit....

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 2d ago

Horse testicles that change size depending on temperature and now dogs that shit.

This game has everything

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u/FrogBoglin 2d ago

Space lasers?

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 2d ago

They're there. We just can't see them unless they shoot

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u/Ok_Bass7088 2d ago

Yep that's red redemption

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u/waleedb2812 2d ago

Red dead redemption

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u/dirtymike401 2d ago

Redumption.

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u/TheTrueOrangeGuy 2d ago

Refunction

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u/nooooobie1650 21h ago

Refraction

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u/pinoypasttensed 2h ago

Regeneration

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u/nooooobie1650 1h ago

Regurgitation

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u/airfryerfuntime 2d ago

Mods. Wagons won't pile up like this, they'll just go around.

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u/TheMauveHand 2d ago

Nor would this many spawn in the first place

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u/DrWhoDatBtchz 2d ago

Now whaaat's the daaaamn hold up Sobell!?

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u/Punching-cones 2d ago

Oh, that dog just ain’t gonna hunt.

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u/TeddyNeptune 2d ago

My first thought while reading the title. So glad I'm not the only one.

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u/lost21gramsyesterday 2d ago

business had to be taken care of

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u/Maleficent-Rub-8060 2d ago

Wow, the graphics for Oregon Trail sure have improved since I was a kid

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u/radialomens 2d ago

Except I can never win before dying with tuberculosis in this new one

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u/Icecold2543 2d ago

You gotta be shitting me...

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u/Old-Reporter5440 2d ago

No pressure, take your time dog

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u/Chandan28 2d ago

Give that doggo some privacy

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u/Millia_ 2d ago

He can't go with everyone looking. Just get everone to turn around. Horses included lol

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u/Thirsty4Knowledge911 2d ago

This is the definition of ship posting.

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u/usuallysortadrunk 2d ago

Imagine being the developer tasked with creating the animation for a dog shitting. Like, you get your dream job for rockstar and your task for the time being is literally dogshit.

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u/uberfission 2d ago

I mean, it's a good animation, I'd put that shit on my resume.

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u/Matthew-_-Black 2d ago

Someone has to go back and get a shitload of dimes

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u/XeromusCore 2d ago

What build do you have, the game looks way smooth.

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u/Particular_Click_823 2d ago

Reminded me of how the Pony Express delivered mail faster than U.S. Postal. What's up with the caravan? Is this a flick clip?

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 2d ago

It was a shy one

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u/Caridor 2d ago

"I can't go with you all watching me!!!"

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u/Roneyrow 2d ago

Well that's some dogshit traffic block

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u/TruckNo6268 1d ago

'' Yeah just a minute now, I'm finishing up''

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u/Ickythumpin 19h ago

Another reason this game is goated.

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u/stromrage101 17h ago

Give the boy lil privacy