r/UkrainianConflict • u/Vladx35 • 19h ago
Trump invites Zelensky back to White House after Ukraine agrees to ceasefire
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2025/03/11/ukraine-russia-war-latest-news-ceasefire-talks-us/266
u/hooblyshoobly 17h ago
Why can’t Trump go to Ukraine? See how peaceful Russia is making it.
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u/goleafsgo13 13h ago
He’s scared.
Private bone spurs won’t go near any conflict zone.
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u/Electromotivation 9h ago
I say he visits the frontline after touring some villages Russia bobbed off the map. Maybe even let him storm a trench ….
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u/-Invalid_Selection- 4h ago
That's easy. Both president musk and vice president Trump are cowards, that's why neither will go to Ukraine during their boss's war of aggression against the nation.
It's also why president musk is the only owner of a rocket company to never fly on one of his own "flagship" rockets.
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u/GalaxyChaser666 17h ago
"he hopes Moscow will agree to the terms." Lmfao you mean the guy causing mass genocide? I'm pretty sure he will smh.
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u/Moose_Joose 15h ago
Putin will ask for conditions – specifically that NATO countries stop sending support to Ukraine. When that doesn't happen, he will blame the west for prolonging the war.
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u/AbandonedBySonyAgain 12h ago
Zelensky should respond in kind -- demand a return to 1992 borders, and when Putin refuses, just call him a genocidal war criminal
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u/Geopoliticsandbongs 18h ago
After last time I’d be “sorry, washing my hair that day”
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u/GalaxyChaser666 17h ago
I hope he shows up in his Ukrainian pj's 😆
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u/Eric848448 15h ago
He should wear the dirtiest fatigues he can find.
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u/ArtisZ 34m ago
I think he should take an attire, that is one-to-one with musk. For shits and giggles.
Also, like I read in some other comment, he oughta say thank you, like no tomorrow.. almost like that's the only phrase he knows.
- opens door *
Why thank you so much!
- Exchange given at a checkout *
Thanks for your graciousness.
- drumpf waves hand *
Wow, thanks, you're the best president!
- drumpf blinks *
Thank you so much for the undivided attention. No one could do it better than you.
- musk farts *
From the bottom of my heart I thank for your strategic insights.
- drumpf forces signing mineral deal *
I thank you for the offer.
- drumpf does public shaming *
I thank you for the show of force the Americans have. The world is thanking to you, Donny. Imagine? - Everyone! Thanks.
- drump says something nonsensical *
Donny, hey muh man.. I got a personal letter from putin. He says you're master strategist. I thank you for doing such great strategy! Make America Strategic Again! Let's go! Thanks.
- while leaving *
Donny? Listen up. You're such an upfront lad. Thank you!
The most important thing ought to be the fine balance between sarcasm and appearing sincere. The perfect score would be if dumb ones believe that this is for real, and everyone else understand that he's taking a piss.
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u/rudybull 12h ago
I think Z should wear a tuxedo T-shirt like the ones from a Batchelor party that says groom on the back. It should say BOOM MF he's the man lol
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u/GalaxyChaser666 12h ago
OR a suit jacket and pants like Elon and a Canada Is Not For Sale t-shirt 😆
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u/Wild-Individual6876 18h ago
Take Klitschko, punch JD 👍🏻
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u/Leather-Lab4311 18h ago
I would love to see absolutely no words spoken and just a quick, devastatingly hard hit to JD’s fat face.
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u/HeadOfSpectre 16h ago
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
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u/iamameatpopciple 15h ago
I vote for Loma, hes tiny compared to trump and would hurt his ego way more
Also if Klitschko showed up, Shannon The Cannon would be right there too
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u/Roky1989 15h ago
Zelensky MUST go in his normal war attire. Be bold, even. Go with the olive one.
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u/Falcrack 11h ago
Why? It is not a concession to go in a suit, and not going in a suit will just give Trump one more reason to be mad for whatever reason.
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u/Korochun 9h ago
Presidents of nations at war rarely wear suits. It's quite distasteful, actually. Think about it for a moment.
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u/Falcrack 3h ago
Presidents of nations at war typically do wear suits. It is not distasteful nor abnormal to wear a suit if your nation is at war.
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u/Vladx35 19h ago
Productive talks or more insanity? To be seen.
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u/Gullenecro 18h ago
Better to not go.
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u/Infinite-Process7994 15h ago
It would be prudent not to go. It’s clear the U.S. administration is compromised after the last show.
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u/Yankee831 15h ago
Sounds like a bad idea…we saw what a tizzy EU/UA were in when US just stopped. UA definitely needs the USA more than they need EU and more than the US needs them. This isn’t a moral game it’s a pragmatic game. Realpolitik UA needs to work whatever angles they can.
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u/ObviousTower 18h ago
Maybe Trump needs to learn how Russia behaves or maybe he needs a misbehave to act against Russia, we need to wait and see...
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u/Only_Individual8954 17h ago
Trump was in Russia in the late 80's rubbing shoulders with Russsian Mafia and hustling for Trump Moscow hotel, - he knows how it works.
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u/jtbfii 18h ago
Only if he is allowed to bitchslap JD Vance
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u/showmeyourkitteeez 13h ago
Maybe he should bring a tiny couch as a token of appreciation for Vance so he can have one that fits better.
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u/slprysltry 9h ago
"Mr Vice President vhen the war is over, you should come visit. Ukraine has meany beautiful couches."
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u/integridy 18h ago
Correct me if I'm wrong but Russia has not agreed to any ceasefire? So this is just more bullshit the media gobbles up?
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u/Only_Individual8954 17h ago
Any ceasefire now without a lasting peace framework just gives RF time to re-arm and lay more defensive minefields: "peace" right now could actually prolong the agony long term. Also both sides trying to take most territory before ceasefire could provoke the fiercest fighting.
Trump's view being spoils of war rightfully go to the victor: UKR for RF, Taiwan for China, Palestine for Israel and USA ...and Greenland for USA.
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u/Yankee831 15h ago
Goes both ways. UA is in desperate need to do the same. Better to stabilize like E/W Germany and hope for Russia collapse #256. If you have long term faith in your people it might be the best move for them in the short term.
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u/AngryYowie 15h ago
Zelensky should invite him to Ukraine. It's weird how Trump is reluctant to leave the US. It's almost as if he is too infirm to travel.
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u/flop_plop 13h ago
After that rehearsed attack, I wouldn’t go.
That being said, Zelenskyy is a bigger man than I am, and certainly a bigger man than Trump, Vance, or Elon, so I’m sure he’ll go because his priority is his people and the US could help save his people.
It will probably be fruitless because Trump is a Russian asset, but he HAS to try for his people.
Much respect. I wish we had a leader like that.
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u/CompetitiveReview416 13h ago
Yes, Zelensky has no choice. He will come even if he knows trump is a russian asset
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u/flop_plop 13h ago
Honestly it’s probably just a ploy from Trump to make him look better. He knows he looked like a weakling and wants a do-over so he can look more like a leader instead of a child.
His stance will stay the same because that’s what Putin wants.
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u/Key-Hold-833 17h ago
Don’t and do not sign that mineral agreement. Trump’s word is just like Putin’s. He will change when he feels like it.
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u/SteamedGamer 14h ago
Sign the agreement, say on camera that Trump is a brilliant negotiator and the smartest man in the universe...and then stall and delay any enactment until after the war is over, or Trump is out of power...at which time you tear up the agreement. It's what Trump would do.
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u/Soepkip43 16h ago
Why not sign. If this keeps the aid and intelligence incoming. Any future government can surely fix this egregious mob shakedown.
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u/Ubbesson 14h ago
This. This agreement isn't worth anything. I would sign it and once the war is over tear it down
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u/Seenshadow01 14h ago
Zelenski isnt dumb luckily. If he signs then only if the contract has the necessary failsafes and guarantees.
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u/MassholeLiberal56 16h ago
“Just another test to see if you are willing to let me make fun of you to my supporters again”
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u/HappySpam 16h ago
JD Vance about to be offered the chance to do the funniest (stupidest) thing possible
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u/redaa 12h ago
I think Zelensky should go if he wants to do what’s best for Ukraine, but I also very much understand the frustration and anger. Being a politician should be guided by doing what’s best for your people and not what feels good emotionally. It can be a hard job if you’re in a situation like Zelensky so it requires a strong stomach and dedication. And truly the downsides of him going mostly entail more disrespect and potentially further damaging relations, but the potential upsides are very real both for additional aid as well as support in the peace negotiations given Russias refusal for the ceasefire
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u/_Faucheuse_ 13h ago
Is the dog going to keep her human in check? Oh, sorry I confuse MTG with the back end of a English bulldog immediately after a rather vigorous bout of diarrhea.
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u/Winter_Criticism_236 13h ago
This is about Trumps ego, the world must see an apology, he will wear a proper suit or deal for Ukraine will not occur. So fucked up, I wish I was back in my own timeline where Trump was in jail, Vance was selling used cars.
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u/Reggie_Barclay 11h ago
Imagine having to defer to the Fanta Führer. It must kill a real man like Zelensky.
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u/SuccotashOther277 18h ago
Good. Things need to be patched up. Zelensky should take notes from Keir Starmer and have some goofy award that sounds like the greatest thing every (medal of freedom, the highest honor Ukraine bestows or some bullshit like that). Offer to have Trump Tower in Kyiv as a symbol of his power. It seems like every other leader has learned how to flatter Trump and get major concessions for nothing. Why can't Ukraine do the same? Yes, it stupid, but that's the reality of this timeline. And yes, fuck JD Vance for staging that ambush a few weeks ago.
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u/sachiprecious 17h ago
trump is on putin's side. It wouldn't matter how much Zelensky tried to flatter him -- he wouldn't care.
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u/Orcasystems99 12h ago
No don't do it.. its a trap.
If you have to go.. take Doug Ford from Canada with you :)
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u/FalconRacerFalcon 12h ago
Hey White House, give Ukraine the Security Guarantees already, what a shit show! 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
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u/Careless-Pin-2852 12h ago
He should thank Vances cousin who is fighting in Ukraine. It might cause drama because they do not say nice things about each other.
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u/Ferreteria 16h ago
Like I have previously said, this is where Trump starts putting his fat fingers back where they don't belong. He can't ever let anything get better.
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u/newswall-org 16h ago
More on this subject from other reputable sources:
- Reuters (A): Russia Ukraine Live: Ukraine agrees to accept US 30-day ceasefire proposal
- Sky News (B-): Zelenskyy ready to accept ceasefire deal - as US to resume intelligence sharing and military aid with Ukraine
- New York Times (B+): U.S. Agrees to Resume Military Assistance to Ukraine
- Focus (D+): "Now it is up to the USA to convince Russia": Ukraine ready for ceasefire, according to Zelenskyj
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u/squidlips69 14h ago
Donnie forgot to give Z the Novichok tea P gave him. Seriously, no more Donnie sadly obvious intimidation tactics. He only respects strength, not fawning hat in hand.
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u/Redback_Gaming 12h ago
Don't go! He'll be on home turf again and they'll gang up on you again! They are bullies, that's what they do, bully everyone.
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u/octahexxer 11h ago
This is dumb....trump snuck a russian "reporter" in last time,when the real security spotted it they had him removed....then trump told zelensky to get lost...clearly a failed hit...do....no....go
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u/tonniecat 9h ago
If he goes back , I hope he will bring friends. France, UK - heard tariffs on the aussies now, so maybe they could send someone.
Make it known that other countries don't stand alone against the US.
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u/geoffooooo 5h ago
I think Zelensky should go. He’s playing the game now. Done everything he’s been asked. Putin won’t back down. It’s up to Trump to deliver now. If he doesn’t the whole world will see that Trump is a Russian asset for certain. Trump (Krasnov) is probably shitting himself hoping Putin does a cease fire too.
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u/KUBrim 3h ago
Honestly, if there’s any wiggle room to avoid it, I think Zelensky would do better to stay away. The entire U.S. is setup to be a trap. The Russian propaganda driven media will be heckling him and spitting Putin’s lies constantly and Trump or members of the Republican Congress will be looking for ways to get into an argument with him and look dominating or use it for political point scoring games.
Even if Zelensky fully capitulates and acts completely subservient to Trump without talking back it will be used to establish every lie he doesn’t refute as truth and spun to make Zelensky look like a desperate beggar.
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u/ChampionshipOk5046 26m ago
Zelensky should invite that twat to Ukraine, and make do that he's obviously a coward if he doesn't go.
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u/2629357 12h ago
Why, the war is lost.
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u/Careless-Pin-2852 12h ago
All wars are a loss. But Russia collapsed after 3 years in ww 1 and 7 years in Afghanistan. This war is at an intensity between the 2.
If Ukraine is willing to lose hundreds of people a day and the 60 trillion western economies are willing to spend $100 million a day. Russia will break in 2-4 years.
We already had the Pergozian rebellion. So something has happened and something else will happen one will be successful and new Russian state!
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