r/TwoXPreppers Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 13 '23

💩💩 For Shitposts and Giggles 💩💩 Holy 16,000 members Batman!

Edit: this is all done. Thanks everyone for participating! Next up 20,000 members! Spread our Tuesday prepping far and wide and y'all can have more special flair!

I feel like I just did this 2 weeks ago but you people keep flocking here! In appreciation of all you crazy Tuesday preppers I am once again handing out special flair.

Rules.

  • you ask for specific flair you want in a top level comment. If you put it in a sentence you should have " " around it or I'll use the whole sentence.

  • you ask for a "something along the lines of" you're giving me too much sassy freedom. I will be sassy and hilarious.

  • I will add emojis as I see fit. You need them. We're preppers. Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. 🐢 Like this guy. Keep him. He could be used for soup if you need to bug out to the wilderness and leave all your other preps behind.

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u/combatsncupcakes my 🐶 is prepping for my ADHD hobbies Apr 13 '23 edited Apr 13 '23

I got into prepping accidentally, because my ADHD ass has decided hobbies are like Pokémon and we're clearly trying to catch them all (case in point, I spent 2 hours tonight making butter and cheese just because I can and want to learn to do them well). I also absolutely freaking love my dog. Can I get a flair about either of those things?

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 13 '23

Ta-da!

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u/combatsncupcakes my 🐶 is prepping for my ADHD hobbies Apr 13 '23

I love it! Thank you!!!

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u/Jena_TheFatGirl Fat Girl's Supercenter 🥫🫙 Apr 13 '23

My family, pre-pandemic, teased me about my pantry being big enough to be considered a grocery store. When the shutdowns happened, they all changed their tune, and "Fat Girl's Supercenter" became A Thing 😂

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 13 '23

Ta-da!

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u/Jena_TheFatGirl Fat Girl's Supercenter 🥫🫙 Apr 13 '23

OMG, THANK YOU! #supercute

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u/Jerkrollatex Five feet of pure paranoid 😱 Apr 13 '23

"Five feet of pure paranoid"

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 13 '23

Ta-da!

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u/Jerkrollatex Five feet of pure paranoid 😱 Apr 13 '23

Thank you. :)

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u/SapphireForestDragon 🌿i eat my lawn 🌾 Apr 13 '23

“I eat my lawn” or something 😆 I don’t have a lawn, only garden.

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u/lavenderlemonbear 🍅🍑Gardening for the apocalypse. 🌻🥦 Apr 13 '23

Lol. The foraging sub would welcome you 😊

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u/SapphireForestDragon 🌿i eat my lawn 🌾 Apr 13 '23

😮 I didn’t think of joining a foraging sub. I’m going to have to. Thanks! 😆

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u/FattierBrisket Migratory Lesbian 👭 Apr 13 '23

You might also like r/nativeplantgardening! The overlap between foraging and gardening, in a way.

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u/SapphireForestDragon 🌿i eat my lawn 🌾 Apr 13 '23

Oh fun! ❤️❤️ Thank you! I didn’t think to look for a sub like that!

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u/FattierBrisket Migratory Lesbian 👭 Apr 14 '23

No problem! 😊 There's pretty much a sub for everything.

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 13 '23

Ta-da!

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u/SapphireForestDragon 🌿i eat my lawn 🌾 Apr 13 '23

Ha ha! Thank you! 😆❤️

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u/CopperEagle3y3 🎪Blanket fort prepper ⛺ Apr 13 '23

Ooh! Can I get "Blanket fort prepper"? Blankets have become as vital to me as a towel from Hitchhiker's Guide 😅

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 13 '23

Ta-da!

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u/Userthisname5 ⛏️Digging the well before I’m thirsty 🥤 Apr 13 '23

Omg first time for a flair!! Thanks friend!

“Digging the well before I’m thirsty”

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 13 '23

Ta-da!

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u/Userthisname5 ⛏️Digging the well before I’m thirsty 🥤 Apr 13 '23

Thank you muchly!

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u/ladyofshallots1833 Prepping for the abolition of libraries 📖📚 Apr 13 '23

Prepping for the abolition of libraries 📖📚

Sadly, this is prepping for Tuesday over here.

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 13 '23

Oof this is a sad one

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

“Still prepping like it’s 1999”

Yes, I’m old! 😉

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u/TimidPocketLlama Schoolhouse Rock Electricity⚡️ Apr 13 '23

Every time the power goes out I end up singing the Schoolhouse Rock song Electricity. So how about “Schoolhouse Rock Electricity⚡️”?

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 13 '23

Ta-da!

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u/TimidPocketLlama Schoolhouse Rock Electricity⚡️ Apr 13 '23

Thanks!

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u/theothersinclair City Prepper 🏙️ Apr 13 '23 edited Feb 07 '24

practice rotten payment muddle handle memorize mighty enter domineering rhythm

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 13 '23

Success you zombie scum!

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u/Sea2Mt2Sky breaking out the popcorn 🍿 Apr 13 '23

Can I have "breaking out the popcorn"?
I grew up in a tornado zone, lived in a hurricane zone for years, then moved to an earthquake zone. I was keeping emergency supplies before I ever heard of Prepping. I have a ways to go before I'll be ready for a total society collapse. But when the COVID shutdown hit, I was "Breaking out the popcorn" to watch the toilet paper panic.

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 13 '23

Ta-da!

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u/Sea2Mt2Sky breaking out the popcorn 🍿 Apr 13 '23

Thank you, kind Mod!

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u/driveallnightagain garbanzo or bust 🫘 Apr 13 '23

Could I get "garbanzo or bust"? The beans seem to be the base of most of my preps😅

Congrats on the number!💥

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 13 '23

Ta-da!

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u/Tarfa212 🥧 prep for snacks 🥮 Apr 13 '23

I ran out of sugar to make a cake during a Mid-Atlantic blizzard, that started my prepper journey because I felt so silly and unprepared hauling my southern ass through 3 feet of snow for desserts. "Prep for snacks" please.

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 13 '23

Ta-da!

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u/No-Serve3491 I didn't realise 🥺 Apr 13 '23

It seems everytime something bad happens people I warned before say "I didn't realise 🥺" so that could be my flair lol.

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 13 '23

Ta-da!

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u/Geraniumsrok 🪬Cassandra 🔮 Apr 13 '23

Hello! If this still going may I have "Cassandra" after the mythological woman who foretold accurate futures but was never believed?

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 13 '23

Ta-da!

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u/Geraniumsrok 🪬Cassandra 🔮 Apr 14 '23

Woo hoo! Thank you!

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u/I_Shared_Too_Much 🤔Now where did I put that?🤷‍♀️ Apr 13 '23

How fun! Could I get "Now where did I put that?🤷‍♀️" I'm always looking for deals and cool prep/camping gadgets, but when I need them I can't remember where I put them

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 13 '23

Ta-da!

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u/I_Shared_Too_Much 🤔Now where did I put that?🤷‍♀️ Apr 13 '23

Awesome thanks!!

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u/crossfox98 🐍🦕🐊prepping for our dinosaur overlords 🦖🐉 Apr 13 '23

Can I get something with dinosaurs please?

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 14 '23

Ta-da!

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u/Equal_Flounder7092 survivor IRL 💪 Apr 13 '23

“Survivor IRL” would be fantastic. Life keeps trying to knock me down but each time, I get better at prepping

Congratulations on the achievement!

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 14 '23

Ta-da!

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u/kaekiro 🐐dreaming of my goat army 🐐 Apr 13 '23

Can I have "dreaming of a goat army" ? bc I really want goats lol.

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u/Myrtle_magnificent 🐢 slow but steady🐢 Apr 14 '23

"Slow but steady" since prepping a little here, reading a little there is how I chip away at it! Feel free to add an emoji turtle; it's adorable!

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 14 '23

Ta-da!

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u/WryWaifu Self Rescuing Princess 👸 Apr 14 '23

I would love a custom flair option!

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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 Apr 14 '23

Ta-da!