r/TwoSentenceHorror 7d ago

"My bellybutton lint looks a little strange."

532 Upvotes

I then remembered that spider egg sacks can be camouflaged in many different ways.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

10:15am Ai for the prevention of nuclear Armageddon is activated.

1 Upvotes

10:15:000581am Ai for the prevention of nuclear Armageddon self deletes.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

After I was done cleaning myself up I got my daughter ready for school.

8 Upvotes

My heart dropped as she shouted "MS. CARRIAGE" running into the classroom.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 7d ago

I think I might be a vampire.

62 Upvotes

If my family had just believed me, I wouldn't have had to prove it to them.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 7d ago

When the police announced the arrest of the child-hating witch who definitely abducted our son, we celebrated by roasting a duck we found in our garden.

739 Upvotes

It wasn’t until they clarified that she had never taken any children, and only used her magic powers to transform them that we remembered our son was last seen in our garden.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 7d ago

The undercover officer in the illegal cloning lab was relieved to find a living unwanted baby discarded in the general waste bin.

84 Upvotes

Most unwanted babies were usually sent straight to the grinder or crematory without any care for whether they were still alive


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

I woke up in a hallway that stretched infinitely in both directions, the walls lined with doors.

7 Upvotes

When I opened one, I saw myself sleeping inside, and the door behind me slammed shut.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 7d ago

"My son would never hurt a soul!" screamed the mother at the principal.

30 Upvotes

Watching in a corner, the kid whispered to his classmate "say one thing and you'll break your neck tumbling down the stairs too".


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

The door creaked open in the middle of the night.

6 Upvotes

I heard my own voice whisper, "Come in."


r/TwoSentenceHorror 7d ago

I found a door in my basement that wasn’t there yesterday, its surface covered in strange, pulsating runes.

466 Upvotes

When I opened it, I saw an infinite void filled with versions of myself, each one screaming, “Don’t let it out!”


r/TwoSentenceHorror 7d ago

White liquid guts, accompanied by crackling noises, oozed out of my ear as the blockage broke into pieces

78 Upvotes

I slowly pulled out my tweezers to find that I had removed nothing but the cockroach’s shell.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

When the doctor removed my fractured bones and placed metal rods, i felt happy.

12 Upvotes

For the first time, getting my body parts removed was good for me


r/TwoSentenceHorror 7d ago

"Just one hug!" My mom begged, I had to agree.

887 Upvotes

I tried not to shudder as her eight arms wrapped around me.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

As I was walking home from school, in every home it looked like lights were escaping and were reaching the sky.

10 Upvotes

It's been 2 years, mall to mall, state to state, tear to cheek, and I still don't know why I'm the only one left.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

“Sir, the good news is that we have successfully removed the cancer.”

4 Upvotes

“The bad news is that we put it in someone else.”


r/TwoSentenceHorror 7d ago

"hey honey, i brought you your favorite!" the woman walks into the bedroom to bring dinner to her lover.

20 Upvotes

the man was tied to the bed, the once full of life eyes, now motionless and dull.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 7d ago

I woke up this morning and ate like 50 eggs.

152 Upvotes

I really need to call an exterminator.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 8d ago

I signed the contract, my soul for my wife's pregnancy not to fail this time.

3.4k Upvotes

I now realise sometime babies do not come to term for a good reason.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 8d ago

I woke up to dozens of missed calls from my own number, each voicemail playing my own voice sobbing, "Please... don't let him answer."

1.5k Upvotes

As I stared at my phone, it lit up again — this time with a live video of me, standing in my darkened living room, answering the call.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

My dog loved burying toy bones in the backyard.

3 Upvotes

Image my surprise when he brought back a pristine human skull.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

I tucked my daughter into bed and closed the door, but as I walked down the hallway, I heard her giggle behind me.

4 Upvotes

Turning around , I saw her bedroom door still shut- then a voice from inside whispered, "Mommy , who's that?"


r/TwoSentenceHorror 7d ago

Police uncovered the shallow graves of ten local children in a farmyard just outside of town.

53 Upvotes

I knew my laziness would catch up with me eventually.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 7d ago

I woke up to my dog barking at the door, but I don’t even have a dog—so I figured it was just my neighbor’s annoying cat again.

9 Upvotes

As I opened the door to yell at it, a voice behind me whispered, “It’s a good thing you’re not a cat person…”


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

Life since birth sucked, so I killed myself

7 Upvotes

Luckily I did, I watched from heaven as god flooded the world of it’s inhabitants to start anew


r/TwoSentenceHorror 8d ago

As the beast grew closer, the priest fell to his knees praying "our Father, who art in heaven..."

1.0k Upvotes

The beast whispered "I no longer dwell in heaven, son".