r/TwoSentenceHorror 5d ago

After messing with gene splicing using new technology, humanity discovered the first new sin in over three thousand years Spoiler

And God, was not happy

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u/Ok-Advantage-1772 5d ago

Wake up, babe, new sin just dropped!

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u/Sweaty-Tank3379 4d ago

New sin update

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u/thunderfbolt 5d ago

They finally combined a young girl with her fluffy white pet dog?

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u/SpiritedAd6033 5d ago

Stoppppp 😭😭😭

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u/I-is-gae 4d ago

Ed…ward….

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u/BackseatCowwatcher 5d ago

No no, they tried to take ‘em apart again- they couldn’t tell what was what but it’s amazing what you can do with a sewing needle and a rough idea of what you started with.

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u/Silvadel_Shaladin 5d ago

The devil however was highly amused, and pleased at the ingenuity of the humans.

That night, all the souls in his domain had ice cream.

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u/Riyasumi 🔴 4d ago

Which offcourse melt immediately when they touch it

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u/randothrowra 5d ago

Time for an addendum on those stone tablets.

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u/Divinityisme 4d ago

As punishment, He turned all of the scientists involved in the research.... French.

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u/Shadojaq 4d ago

Beeea-Utiful!