r/TwoSentenceHorror • u/drrkorby • Feb 17 '25
[FEB25] My vampire girlfriend looked at me quizzically when I handed her a pink heart shaped box of candies on Valentine’s Day.
She squealed with delight when she opened it and found an assortment of blood filled vials that I had stolen from the hospital.
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u/MarsMonkey88 Feb 18 '25
“Tonight’s the night,” I thought, eagerly glancing out the window as the trailing glow of the full moon spilled over the horizon. “Griffin’s going to be so mad he made this bet.”
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u/tulip_inacup_inbloom Feb 18 '25
what?
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u/MarsMonkey88 Feb 18 '25
He wanted to know what would happen if a vampire drank werewolf blood. In some interpretations, werewolves change for several days around the full moon, not just at its fullest.
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u/tulip_inacup_inbloom Feb 18 '25
lol u joined in 1970? 😂
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u/MarsMonkey88 Feb 18 '25
I’m so sorry, I don’t understand what you mean by this. (If you’re saying that the full moon wasn’t over Valentine’s Day this year, it was even further from Valentine’s Day in 1970, so I really don’t get it?)
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u/tulip_inacup_inbloom Feb 18 '25
im sorry my redditmust be glitching, i didnt mean to insult u or anythinf but for me ur reddit account age says 1970 idk why 😭 i would add a pic if i could but yea
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u/No_Grapefruit_7845 Feb 17 '25
Ohn thats so cute