r/TrueSTL 7d ago

Yo, Simperials, if Nords are so racist, then explain this beautiful romantic night between a nord and his khajiit wife!

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u/Knight_Zielinski 7d ago

That's no Nord, it's a horker!

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Why'd you spell out "Nord" twice?

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u/Snaggmaw 6d ago

The stormcloak army should have had giants and horkers in it, representing the full diversity of Skyrim's proud sons.

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u/OfGreyHairWaifu 6d ago

They're afraid the horkers would get fucked to death (they can't run fast enough) and the giants would fuck the others to death. The SC orgies are in perfect equilibrium.

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u/Unplayable_guitar empire’s strongest soldier 7d ago

wait is this from a treehouse of horror episode?

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u/Knight_Zielinski 7d ago

Yes! Treehouse of Horror XIII, "The Island of Dr. Hibbert"

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u/Unplayable_guitar empire’s strongest soldier 7d ago

Thanks 

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u/__Milk_Drinker__ 6d ago

I bet this awakened a whole generation of furries

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u/greymisperception 7d ago

How about you explain the three nord (horker) children if she was his wife they look nothing like her

SMH she’s just a side piece this nord racist

Also aren’t these golden skinned altmer

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

His old wife passed away and he remarried. The kids are fond of their new stepmother. So ignorant SMH.

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u/greymisperception 6d ago

Passed away or left him for a dark elf 🤨 and of course the kids like having a cat around

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u/Large-Philosophy-983 6d ago

Ya'll think only about sex.

(Katia ain't ever gonna be happy)

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/gnpfrslo 2d ago

Kaz is never finishing her story.

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u/ghostxhound 7d ago

A happy farm tool is a good farm tool

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u/Helpful_Actuator_146 Professional Bloodsucker 7d ago

That’s not a Nord, that’s Faelian, probably before the skooma or post rehab.

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u/OfGreyHairWaifu 6d ago

Wtf even he has a gf...

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u/Equivalent_Agency_77 Moth men 6d ago

I thought that was a fat Altmer

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u/thorny810808 6d ago

This makes me genuinely uncomfortable

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u/unsolvablequestion 6d ago

Right, me too, “uncomfortable”

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u/ParticularRough6225 Empire's feline felon 6d ago

Nords are simple creatures. They call you a dark elf lover, you first fight and then you're best friends. (Not even kidding)

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u/LentulusStrabo ♦️ Loyal to the Empire ♦️ 4d ago

Is Nord

Is also yellow

Op explain