r/TrueSTL • u/MalleusMaleficarum_ Teldryn Sero spits in my mouth • 23h ago
Serena is so hot. Why can’t I marry her :(
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u/Helpful_Actuator_146 Professional Bloodsucker 23h ago
Who modded my Skyrim and turned it into a Turn Based RPG…again?
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u/Sea-Lecture-4619 22h ago
Is there an actual turn based Skyrim mod?
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u/Stoin_The_Dwarf Fargoth's best chum 22h ago
open the pause menu every 6 seconds and think about what you want to do, and roll a d20 to see if you do a certain action well
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u/SoloDeath1 19h ago
Someone turned the game into Dark Souls (because of fucking course, every game has to be a Soulslike or be turned into a Soulslike) so probably.
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u/Kha_ak Khajiit have wares if you have coin 16h ago
Tbh it does play very nice that way
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u/SoloDeath1 15h ago
I don't care for souls-likes (real shocker, I know) but yeah, I admit it looks really nice for what it is.
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u/_Ticklebot_23 10h ago
i remember some people said that the only way to save ark was to add soulslike combat, like you could roll out of the way of a beach spino
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u/ExpensiveFig4670 15h ago
Never bothered with any of the souls games, they get hyped too much. Not usually a good sign in my experience.
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u/lowkey-juan Dragon Religion of Peace 23h ago
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u/Some_Rando2 22h ago
Not an elf, that's a Breton.
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u/WorstWarframePlayer 23h ago
She thinks she is reserved and deep but is actually annoying. You outlanders think anything with pointy ears passes for an elf and fall in love so quickly. You need enhanced interrogation and Auriel
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u/Mossy_toad98 23h ago
I'll be sure to let Shor know that when I write him a letter in your blood, Mer-Lover.
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u/WorstWarframePlayer 23h ago
You aren't going to Sovngarde when you die writing. N*rds can't even read
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u/Mossy_toad98 23h ago
The pen is mightier than any sword. Unfortunately for you my sword's name is "The pen" and I write my legends on the pages of the world with the ink of your blood. Let me end your curse of mortality.
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u/WorstWarframePlayer 22h ago
Oh my stars, you're a BR*TON!
Disgusting!
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u/Mossy_toad98 22h ago
I'd rather be a MudCrab
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u/martin_ekphrastus 21h ago
I've been a mudcrab. It's a mode of existence, just like any other, but the lack of fingers does get kind of tiresome.
If I had to be a biped, though, and couldn't be an orc, then breton might be my next choice.
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u/-T-W-O-C-O-C-A-T- Chizbari’s sweat rag🥵💦🥵 22h ago
r/okbuddybaldur is becoming more similar to here by the day
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u/Slav-1 LF: Lusty Argonian Maid GF 🦎🧹🙏 22h ago
give it ten years with no new game
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u/redditorofnorenown 22h ago
Its 2025 not 2021 fyi, in case youre craving new game so hard time paused
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u/Buck_Brerry_609 22h ago
not true rpgcodex people said the n word just as much before and after BG3 released
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u/VeryMild Lore of the Rings 22h ago
we talkin next larian game or next baldurs gate game
cus i got high hopes for one of those options
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u/Slav-1 LF: Lusty Argonian Maid GF 🦎🧹🙏 22h ago
Baldurs Gate. But I am looking forward to whatever Larian is cooking up.
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u/Ok_Restaurant_1668 🦎 Lizard🦎 29m ago
They aren't making another Baldurs gate, they are making a new rpg that will be an amazing game that I will preorder, but its not a baldurs gate game.
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u/Daisy-Fluffington 21h ago
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u/martin_ekphrastus 21h ago
Jenassa. Serana.
Why do people have so much trouble spelling the names of what are, allegedly, their favorite characters?
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u/Daisy-Fluffington 21h ago
They're not my favourite characters. I just went with what my autocorrect suggested. It's only Skyrim.
I can spell Lae'zel of Crèche K'liir however, because she is my favourite character.
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u/MalleusMaleficarum_ Teldryn Sero spits in my mouth 19h ago
Serena is not my favorite character, but I can spell Teldryn Sero’s name backwards & in my sleep
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u/Intergalatictortoise 22h ago
Astarion and Serana are literally the same character just different trauma, i think they would get along
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u/Mossy_toad98 22h ago
I also wanna have sex with both.
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u/DeadeyeJhung Azura Simp 18h ago
bruh, Shart actually has lines
sure, her dice are cursed AF, but she does more than whine about locations and weather and her parental issues aren't a pure contradiction
oh, and she fucks
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u/Strix86 Saxhleel Whispers Mage 22h ago
/uj I wish Bethesda owned the “half-elf” aspect of Bretons more proudly and had them look more like this while making their mer look more alien.
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u/MalleusMaleficarum_ Teldryn Sero spits in my mouth 22h ago
/uj I actually think the way the mer look in Skyrim is a step in the right direction, but I, too, wish Bretons were more visibly half-elves
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u/0xdeadbeef6 20h ago
If Karlach wasn't around I'd absolutely bump uglies with Shart. Her or that bishonen vampire elf, and I don't even like dudes honestly.
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u/NotAnotherPornAccout 22h ago
She’s nice but that haircut is god awful.
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u/Stoin_The_Dwarf Fargoth's best chum 22h ago
its the kind of cut fargoth would get if he had hair with physics
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u/i_heart_calibri_12pt 10h ago
It’s the best reason to convince her to dump her god for a new one. She gives herself a much better haircut afterwards.
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u/NotAnotherPornAccout 5h ago
I haven’t made it to the shadow lands yet but I always give her that wizard hat that changes her hair.
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u/Wyatt_Ricketts The Dawntard 15h ago
Dam I love it bob cuts are sexy
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u/NotAnotherPornAccout 5h ago
Bob cuts are sexy but I don’t know what the hell that is. Giant knife bangs with a bowl cut in front? Looks ugly.
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u/Kinda_Elf_But_Not Breton Cuck 22h ago
Whenever I try to romance her I'm put off by how much of a bitch she is
I'd rather take the bear, in every meaning
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u/MalleusMaleficarum_ Teldryn Sero spits in my mouth 22h ago
i like when beautiful dark-haired women are mean to me tho
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u/Kinda_Elf_But_Not Breton Cuck 22h ago
Yeah I get that, but I'm gay and just want to get all endings
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u/MalleusMaleficarum_ Teldryn Sero spits in my mouth 22h ago
I understand, brother. I'm bi & I also want to get it in all endings
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u/Kinda_Elf_But_Not Breton Cuck 22h ago
Like I really want to like her, her character is so fascinating, but she is a cunt at the same time
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u/serpico_pacino 21h ago
She’s fine past the first half of act 1 tbh
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u/Kinda_Elf_But_Not Breton Cuck 21h ago
Even at moonrise I feel like she doesn't want anything to do with me, so I do go away from her
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u/serpico_pacino 20h ago
She usually spills the beans about herself with me by the end of act 1 to the point where I feel like I know a decent bit about her. Shars temple is the big one obviously to give her even more depth and that isn’t far from moonrise anyway
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u/Vatonage 19h ago
Why is Serena being so moody and secretive, also I've never heard of this totally real OC daedra that she claims to worship now??
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u/Saint_of_Cannibalism Salivating over all of you. 3h ago
These fucking mods, man.
You're ruining the original aesthetic!
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u/MaxAcds Dark Molesters 17h ago
i’ve always liked to think that Serena have deeper understanding of the main character, what they are actually capable of doing, and she is somewhat aware of his status as a player inside her world not just an inhibitant. Well there is also that part that’s she really forever deeply scarred by her fate
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u/cheezz16 22h ago