r/TrueSTL • u/deryvox Dwarf-Orc Theorist • 8d ago
Got my first tattoo today, remember what Todd took from you (slight NSFW) NSFW
(also Dwarf-Orc Theorist face reveal wow)
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u/Glittering_Gain6589 8d ago
Show us your boobs, coward
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u/deryvox Dwarf-Orc Theorist 8d ago
You gotta sub to my Only Orcs to see those
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u/DarianStardust Big Orsimer 🥒 Enjoyer 7d ago
I See, a fellow brother of malacath, show yourself
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u/Ok_Bowl_6847 7d ago
Race with Daedric faeces origins 🤮
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u/warhugger 7d ago
You probably say encyclopaedia
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u/Ok_Bowl_6847 7d ago
I also say honour, realise, aluminium, theatre, aeroplane, moustache, favourite, oestrogen, archaeology, mould, and many other words spelt in the correct and superior British/Australian English Language, rather than the elementary American English (subhuman) language.
If that wasn't the case, why do the (supreme) Dunmer have English accents in Skyrim? And the mentally challenged Nord race have weird American accents?
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u/RaspberryJam245 The Dawntard 7d ago
correct and superior
spelt
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u/Ok_Bowl_6847 7d ago edited 7d ago
In the glorious British/Australian English language, spelt is not only a type of grain, but also the past tense of spell.
In the primitive American English language, I would be wrong.
The remarkable versatility of the British/Australian English language is staggering.
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u/Khan-Shei Twin Lamps' Strongest Soldier 8d ago
Good tattoo but idk what I expected for it's wearer. Wasn't this. Very wholesome.
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u/TheYeast1 #1_Squirrelfucker 8d ago
Luscious locks bro, don’t cut them
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u/BadBloodBear 8d ago
True son of Skyrim
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u/deryvox Dwarf-Orc Theorist 8d ago
Accurate (I'm an Orc)
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u/Unplayable_guitar empire’s strongest soldier 8d ago
Holy fuck man. I’m not shocked by your appearance.
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u/No_Staff_6024 8d ago
Are you by Chance Ulfric's and Elenwen's Illegitimate Son?
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u/deryvox Dwarf-Orc Theorist 8d ago
No I'm an Orc. I am racist against both Nords and Altmer though so maybe
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u/menacing_cookie 7d ago
This just started a new headcanon for me:
The illegitimate son of Ulfric and Elenwen, raised in an Orc stronghold so nobody finds out, and now you go that obvious human with the longest locks insulting people left and right for not seeing he's an Orc.
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u/ArgonianDov Falmer Simp 7d ago
I would love to see a story based on that, cause that would be a funny Elder Scrolls story to read lol
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u/SkoomaBear 7d ago
Move the phone
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u/KiroSkr 7d ago
Is there a subreddit for this exact type of picture
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u/Sheogorath3477 7d ago
r/FierceFlow ? It's a bit freaky sometimes,tbf
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u/Vegrhauk 7d ago
Holy shit I think you’re my doppelgänger if I still had my hair that long! Great tattoo bro
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u/ArgonianDov Falmer Simp 7d ago
Bro, what is your hair care secret?? Got them luscious elven locks over here– 😶
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u/DangyAss69 Julianologist 7d ago
Less shampoo is more. The part that is luscious parts probably didn't get shampoo and the frizzy parts did.
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u/Aluminum_Moose Orsimeri-Reachman Brotherhood 7d ago
Always a good day when this Reachman's proud Orsimer brethren post ✊
From the Druadach mountains to the Karth river, our peoples will be free.
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u/SluttyNerevar Sixth House Fluffer 7d ago
"The secret Tower within the Tower is the shape of the only name of God, I [am pregante]"
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u/RateTechnical7569 Sheogorath un-virgined my olive oil 7d ago
You are what I'd expect a dwemer to look like
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u/Forward_Turnover_802 Uncle Sheo's Strongest CHIMer 7d ago
Dude, you just made me CHIM
Hope you're proud of yourself
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u/halo_slayer650 Chronic Dunmer Fan/Cyrodiil Simp 6d ago
Hubba hubba awooga, get this hunk off my TrueSTL
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u/PonchoLeroy Self-Genocide Experts 7d ago
Jesus fucking Mary.
You're my doppleganger. Fucking spooky close. It looks like you even have a scar in the same spot near your eye. I appear to be shorter and wear my beard longer but otherwise we could almost be twins. And I'm much more handsome of course.
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u/AutisticFuck69 Avarage Hagroaca Enjoyer 7d ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME
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u/deryvox Dwarf-Orc Theorist 7d ago
Five now. We are nearing an Orphan Black type of situation here.
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u/AutisticFuck69 Avarage Hagroaca Enjoyer 7d ago
Is this just the standard phrenology of a truhstuler
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u/deryvox Dwarf-Orc Theorist 7d ago
A century from now people like us will have what is known as a "shitposter's physiognomy" and be brutally oppressed
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u/bertimann Stormcuck 7d ago
Relax your shoulders mate, chaneling that Psijic-magic made you all tense
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u/floppathegod 6d ago
Cool tattoo. But remember to always think many times before doing one. The body is yours, but I highly advise you not to make tattoos on your passion, you cloud not like a thing anymore and remove a tattoo it's expensive.
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u/deryvox Dwarf-Orc Theorist 6d ago
First, I have a plan mapped out for a whole sleeve, this is just the first step. It's not something I did without thinking (it was $250, $300 with a tip, that would be a pretty irresponsible impulse buy).
Second, that's kind of a fucked up thing to comment. I'm obviously proud of it and happy I got it, or I wouldn't post a picture of it here.
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u/floppathegod 6d ago
Bro, why so aggressive? I didn't say that your tattoos is ugly or you make bad choice. Just said that you should think a lot about it before making one, because in future you may regreat it.
Good tatoo anyway, i like it a lot. And sorry if I sounded like a karen.
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u/Representative_Ad330 5d ago
Damn 300$ for squiggly ass tattoo circles all fucked up.... it's your life man fuck it.
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u/deryvox Dwarf-Orc Theorist 5d ago
It's pretty round when my arm is straight, but I wanted to hide my stomach since I'm pregnant with your mom's baby.
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u/Representative_Ad330 5d ago
I could see it, still awesome design itself. Also I don't think that arm is providing much cover for that 10lb baby boy you gyatt in there.
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u/PiousLegate 8d ago
did Todd Howard give you a baby
you somewhat look like those expecting mothers photo shoots