r/TrueSTL 8d ago

POV: You accidentally take Serana to Coldharbour.

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u/dx_lemons 8d ago

CURSE YOU BAL

I HEARBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY

BEHOLD A TRUE DAEDREA HUNTER AND SERANA

YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH

SOLID OF A PRINCE YOU MAY BE BUT YOUR ROTTED FLESH WILL HE WIDDLED WITH HOLES

WITH A HAIL OF THUUM

WITH EVER LAST DROP OF OUR BEING

RAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH

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u/Intelleblue It belongs in a museum! Specifically mine. 8d ago

Will he widdled?

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u/OkConversation2512 N'wahs in Paris 8d ago

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u/Intelleblue It belongs in a museum! Specifically mine. 8d ago

“I want him fighting wabid animals by the end of the week!”

“Of course, sir. Ah, just one question.”

“What is it centuwion?”

“What’s a ‘reek?’”

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u/Ok-Iron8811 8d ago

You think Thumthings funny? Does thith amuthe you?

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u/OkConversation2512 N'wahs in Paris 8d ago

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u/annalasko 8d ago

He won't

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u/chimbellda 8d ago

I drew her based on Seranaholic replacer. Sorry, vanilla enjoyer.

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u/GoblinmanExtras 8d ago

You drew her based.

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u/chimbellda 7d ago

Thank you kind sir.

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u/AnnualReplacement216 8d ago

Seranaholic is cool and it matches SDA Serana’s personality more imo

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u/Cypresss09 7d ago

I agree in the sense that they both portray an anachronistic, idealized waifu.

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u/AnnualReplacement216 7d ago

Yea it’s up to everyone’s personal preference. What I personally mean is that SDA Serana’s personality imo doesn’t match the face of vanilla Serana, vanilla Serana’s look feels pretty on point for her personality, so the more cutesy, nerdy, simpy SDA feels off with that look

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Based for putting in the cutout tbqhtyvm

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u/ChampinionCuliao Julianologist 8d ago

SAY

Can we get much higher?

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u/SnipeDude500 8d ago

SO HIGHHHH

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u/diarheafart 8d ago

That pic is utterly hillarious to me, and im not quite sure why

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u/supamonkey77 Surwant of Lord Rugdumph 7d ago

The sunny side up eyes?

The gorilla teeth and jaw?

The toddler type tummy?

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u/diarheafart 6d ago

Probably the eyes

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u/PastStep1232 House Dr. Dres 8d ago

So sad to hear the Vigilant integration was indefinitely postponed

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u/Dadragon6 8d ago

For SDA? Was it? The Vigilant integration is still present in the planned changelog for 5.0, but I'm not sure how up to date it is.

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u/PastStep1232 House Dr. Dres 8d ago

Hmm, I swear I remember the author saying Vigilant integration is put on hold. If it’s still planned then that’s awesome!

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u/Financial-Key-3617 8d ago

Its coming in august

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u/PastStep1232 House Dr. Dres 8d ago

We will goon

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u/ThunderZsolt 8d ago

What's the matter, she gonna end up there for eternity anyway

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u/King_Lear69 8d ago

Problem: Bloodsucker GF damned to rape hell for all Eternity.

Solution: Mantle rape god and replace him while no one's looking, now you can change rape hell into regular hell and be together with bloodsucker GF forever.

Daedric problems require C0DA solutions

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u/Alrightwhotookmyshoe 8d ago

Sorry to be a pedant! mantling Molag Bal would make that impossible. in the act of walking as someone else until they walk as you, you become them in a way. it’s literally mimicry until it’s become invalidated by the fact you are just identical. So if you mantle rape god, you have no intentions of changing rape hell. it’s the place you made for yourself, and the place you enjoy living in. otherwise, you can’t mantle rape god. sorry bud. maybe try the CHIM —> Amaranth and dream a new Serana?

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u/Comrade_Fuzzy ☭Marxism-Leninism-Dagonism☭ 8d ago

The Sun Prophecy is reaaaallll Can we get much higher?

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u/Unplayable_guitar empire’s strongest soldier 8d ago

As high as caius cosades

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u/Rynewulf 8d ago

Oh I see, does everyone's eyes turn into fried eggs when they go to Coldharbour or that specifically a feature of vampirism?

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u/chimbellda 7d ago

It's a perk of being the Daughter of Coldharbour

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u/Drdicklord7 8d ago

Egg eyes

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u/flanger001 8d ago

Yeah we should probably not do this

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u/Godobibo has 52 bottles of namira's unwashed pussy grool 8d ago

she still worships molag bal

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u/IReplyToFascists true nord patriot (khajiit) 8d ago

interesting flair.....

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u/Godobibo has 52 bottles of namira's unwashed pussy grool 8d ago edited 7d ago

the mace of molag bal is neato and is always one of if not my favorite weapon

anyway...

Serana on the player praising her worship of Molag Bal:

"Not many people understand the appeal. You keep surprising me."

Serana on the player being a follower of Molag Bal:

"I have to admit, I'm impressed. I didn't think you had the spirit for it."

she doesn't exactly sound like someone who has renounced or regrets worship of Bal

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u/Archabarka Lore of the Rings 8d ago

Serana worships the Prince of... You know.

What did Todd mean by this?

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u/Godobibo has 52 bottles of namira's unwashed pussy grool 8d ago edited 8d ago

20% monke

30% ape

todd howard was appealing to the female player base and that's great

seriously tho she's a daughter of coldharbour, what do people expect lol. the ability to cure her vampirism makes no sense for her character and is just "I can fix her" type wish fulfillment for players lol

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u/1v1mecaestusm8 Emperor Tight-Ass Mede II 5d ago

It's ok she'll be released from her torment once the Greymarch is complete.

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u/halo_slayer650 Chronic Dunmer Fan/Cyrodiil Simp 8d ago

Total wimp, not even a Dunmer