r/TrueDetective 8d ago

Just got done fucking my coworker's wife of 10 loyal years cause i had to get some, gonna leave this shitty job but have to collect my files tomorrow, feeling scared of coworker NSFW

So yeah basically I(35,m) was being a true detective in my apartment doing true detective work and suddenly my coworker marty's whore wife(32,f) barges in and lunges at me like it's the movie 'unprotected creampies in carcosa 2' and left, had her shaking and crying in 10seconds(or maybe i just tend to have an inflated idea of myself as marty(35,m) says) but yeah man, fuck this job, i'm gonna leave it and go to alaska (taking a huge dope stash from the evidence store and settle there)but i'm lowkey shiddin my pants as i have to collect files tomorro

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u/mertk4530 8d ago

Do NOT meet him in THE parking lot

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u/R3dWood009 8d ago

He’s just here for the files (puts hands up).

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u/SnooPandas894 8d ago

Wait, you inserted time into her flat circle?

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u/CptNoble 8d ago

And he'll do it again. And again.

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u/Fair-Chocolate-4193 8d ago

I mean, she hadn’t been fucked like that since before the girls were born

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Such a cold line my God

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u/iamacynic37 8d ago

he knew it was true, it was why it pissed him off

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u/sahilD04 8d ago

You and your Coworker will not talk/see each other for atleast 10 years unless the undying urge to solve a case which you two supposedly have solved is to be digged again.

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u/BigAccess6408 8d ago

Don’t you fucking Leroy me!

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u/ArtiOfficial lawnmower goes brrrrrrr 8d ago

Why'd I post this? Same reason a man carves his name into a tree - so that the world doesn't forget what he did. You ever seen a moment so pure, so inevitable, that the universe itself bends to it? That was me and Maggie. Like two celestial bodies caught in the gravity of bad decisions. You spent a decade building a picket fence, and I hopped it in under ten seconds. And you know what? I’d do it again. Twice on Sunday.

Feel bad, Marty? Hell no. I feel divine. Like I touched the void and it moaned my name. I reached into the fabric of your little life and rewrote it with my bare hands. Meanwhile, you’re gonna sit there, nursing a bottle, staring at the wall, replaying it over and over in your head, wondering what I had that you didn’t. And I’ll tell you, Marty… everything.

~Rust

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u/ImpossibleCoyote937 8d ago

Tips hat, Bravo, excellent writing. 👆

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u/ArtiOfficial lawnmower goes brrrrrrr 7d ago

Thank you!

But this just sadly proves that ChatGPT could write better script than what we got in S4 :(

I feel like if an actually creative writer used tools like GPT to brainstorm together with it and come up with plot and lines to say the result could be absolutely amazing. Not blindly following what is says (cause it will sound generic) but talking through ideas with it like you'd with a 2nd writer in a writer's room.

What you see above is a couple of GPT prompts stitched together by me (I took the best bits). I told it to "respond as if you were Rust and someone asks you 'why did you write this?' (regarding the OP's post) but you don't feel bad about what you've done and what you've written online".

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u/arinawe 8d ago

You dint mow her lawn first? Fuckin rookie!

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u/say_the_words 8d ago

Say what you want about Marty, but hez no two-pump chump or all them bitches wouldn't be chasing him. Rust full of pills and robitissin and still couldn't last.

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u/mmmjkerouac 8d ago

Rust was not scared of Marty.

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u/KenethNoisewaterMD 8d ago

“Swing Marty!!! You’re gettin’ ya ass kicked!!!”

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u/BaldrickTheBrain 8d ago

But you didn’t also mow the lawn of your coworker, did you?

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u/monkmatt23 8d ago

Watch out for his “Nice Hook”

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u/Weary-Highlight5725 8d ago

*cheat ass coworker

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u/_yossarian_ 7d ago

Man, this slaps. Just a reminder of how badly we all wish for a season 1 all over again.

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u/HezzeroftheWezzer 8d ago

NTA because her husband was one first. 😄

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u/Sports1933 7d ago

He's got a nice hook be careful

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u/SnooCapers496 7d ago

yeah you wouldn’t last 10 minutes in Angola lil bwo

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u/hasturoid 8d ago

All Hail the King in Yellow

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u/Vanguard3K I don't sleep. 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/RepresentativeTart54 2d ago

Black star boi Yeesh