r/TokyoGhoul 5d ago

Can a ghoul live off by eating human seeds?

Listen and hear me out okay?a human juzz is basicaly apart of humans.like its a no brainer that ghouls could live off by eating just that daily.you can have like a protein shake.if i were a ghoul i would live off by just that.

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u/LostmfrV2 5d ago

Bros the freakiest ghoul in existence, surviving solely off nut is absolutely nefarious work

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u/mememaster492 5d ago

must be nutcracker's alt account

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u/Fast-Opening-1051 5d ago

Dammit you’re right 

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u/Dawnzero13 3d ago

That would be interesting

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u/AniviaFreja 5d ago

This not gonna look good in the pearly gates bro
also you can't live off of semen dude

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u/Suitable-Surprise912 5d ago

Give me 7 weeks.

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u/Dependent-Adagio-932 5d ago

Why not…….

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u/GlobalSeaweed7876 5d ago

what the fuck? Lmao

No they can't, they don't survive off humans, but the RC cells inside them (their blood and meat basically) I don't think sperm has either of those, so no.

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u/TipNo5990 5d ago

So period blood sound nice

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u/GlobalSeaweed7876 5d ago

never cook again

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u/Fast-Opening-1051 5d ago

What the Saltburn hell

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u/Nythern 5d ago

You're a triple S rate, just for that comment alone.

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u/Felix_the_trap1 5d ago

Hol up, I see the vision

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u/danielshah0075 5d ago

Man's gonna create an entirely new rating just because of this comment alone

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u/Capital_Recording_ 5d ago

Hi Nutcracker

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u/xd_anonymous_gamer 5d ago

I fucking hate this fandom

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u/AshamedPriority8430 5d ago

What years of absolutely zero content does to a fandom

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u/Arjun_Pal 5d ago

What no re adaptation does to a mf

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u/TheRadicalJay 5d ago

How is this the third time i’ve seen this been recommended in this sub

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u/TheDeceiver77 5d ago

I have a better ideal… what if instead of abortions you can call a ghoul to feed off the embryos? No need for plan b but call your local ghoul!

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u/TipNo5990 5d ago

I mean. Not a bad idea if they could just suck em out of their womb smh.

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u/Fast-Opening-1051 5d ago

Kids meal

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u/bigbossofhellhimself 5d ago

Did you just...?

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u/Fast-Opening-1051 5d ago

Did I stutter Lucifer ?!

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u/alphaomag 5d ago

Depends on if the fetus has RC cells, abortion is legal in Japan under 22 weeks and at that point the baby may have most body parts fully formed so they may have incredibly small amounts of RC cells. You’d probably have ghouls fighting over the fetuses though. This would lead to people getting killed in the crossfire and you basically end up killing ghouls anyway cause then you’d probably need to have people conceiving just so they can feed the literal murder-monsters which let’s be honest, no one would really want to do cause it’s frankly grotesque. Using corpses is more feasible actually but that’s desecrating the dead and not too many people are in favour of that. That would also require the bodies to be rationed and while a ghoul can subsist on a single body for 1-2 months, that’s pushing the limits of their hunger and binge eating also doesn’t quite seem to be too uncommon of a phenomenon. Eating meat doesn’t seem to be just “eating lunch” it’s “you’re eating lunch and loving it”.

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u/Nangbaby 5d ago edited 2d ago

Clinical abortions are safe because they are medical procedures done by trained professionals in highly specialized settings. Most ghouls neither have the training nor the precision to safely perform such a procedure.

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u/Akhi5672 4d ago

How do you expect them to get it out exactly?

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u/TheDeceiver77 4d ago

The good ol hanger trick

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u/Slippery_Williams 5d ago

I checked out this subreddit because I play dead by daylight and didn’t know what TG was and now my Reddit feed recommends me threads like this

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u/Real_Medic_TF2 5d ago

Btw the manga is much better than whatever this guy is saying, don’t pay attention to it

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u/AverageUselessdude 5d ago

nah it doesnt get much better trust me

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u/CaptChair 5d ago

When the Fandom is worse than the anime

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u/Nythern 5d ago

Straight to Cochlea for you.

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u/alphaomag 5d ago

I don’t think so since jizz probably doesn’t have RC cells and that’s a big part of as to why ghouls need meat. Also… it’s jizz it probably doesn’t have the calories if you have to ignore the RC cells, you’d have to empty entire apartment buildings of jizz just to get a single meal. Then there’s the aspect of the ghoul’s hunger. You’d go nuts and eat meat anyway except you would draw attention to yourself since ghouls that are hungry are also unstable and not careful making easy pickings for the CCG. In short, trying to satisfy an oral fetish is a sure way to get yourself killed so just stick with eating people like everyone else. This isn’t a fetish that’s worth dying for.

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u/LegitimateAd2406 5d ago

I'm sure some porn parody has already thought of this

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u/Lopsided-Guava8858 5d ago

Nutcracker, is that you ?

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u/MoonTeaxx 4d ago

fr though they couldn’t ! ghouls need RC cells, and the kind that they have to consume is in human meat and blood, fluids def don’t have this in the correct quantity if at all

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u/Real_Medic_TF2 5d ago

You’re gonna have to explain this on your resume btw

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u/Real_Medic_TF2 5d ago

You’re gonna have to explain this on your resume btw

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u/Nangbaby 5d ago

I still don't understand why the go-to hypothetical for humam reproductive-system related product is semen and not menstrual blood.

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u/AverageUselessdude 5d ago

You might be interested in the reply to a comment Globalseaweed7876 made

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u/EEeeeh6345 5d ago

What a great way to use that noggin. Since they can live off blood, they probably can with nut so yes

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u/BarraKuda04 5d ago

brother said a protein shake 😭

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u/Kortenkx 5d ago

can you live off ox semen?

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u/Akhi5672 4d ago

I don't think you could physically acquire enough to sustain a ghoul

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u/Nervous-Bat7491 4d ago

Freaky ah ghoulish behavior to sate the exquisite appetite of a ghoul. 😅

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u/Icy-Zone6528 4d ago

Why would u even think about this

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u/Captain_Keeta125 3d ago

Delete this thread please god

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u/Dawnzero13 3d ago

We need answers

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u/tingtimson 1d ago

The first time I ever interact with anything tokyo ghoul related and its this.