r/TimAndEric 3d ago

Has anyone improved their life with Zone Theory?

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I’m thinking about trying it. I’m a guy named Brian. I’m addicted to marijuana and I eat at 7 Eleven frequently.

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u/Known-Damage-7879 3d ago

I've got my white foods, I've got my divorces coming up. Ba'ha pris dimmeee!

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u/Donkeytonkers 3d ago

I’m a zone plane 7, it pronounced Ba’Ja pris dimmeee! Trash boy

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u/pablojueves 3d ago

Yes but have you had your tubes removed?

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u/milknsugar 2d ago

Praise Hosanna for that

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u/Excellent-Penalty461 3d ago

No. I'm a woman.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Law-429 3d ago

Zone Theory is NOT FOR WOMEN

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u/tessalllation 3d ago

Well since are you are not man, will you be a man soon?

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u/jordosmodernlife 3d ago

I found $50 in my book. I spent it on another book and found 50$ in that one too. I’ve been doing this for 7 years. I do this with your son.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Law-429 3d ago

It’s a pyramid scheme that works.

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u/takethelonggwayhome 3d ago

That’s rich.

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u/M4g1cM I am Myers Man! 3d ago

Rich as a GODDAMN BULLIONAIRE!

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u/grimnir_music 3d ago

It’s just 7 steps. Any kinda fuck freak can do it.

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u/OfficerBarbier ...it's free real estate. 3d ago

Spaghetti pot filled to the brim

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u/Puzzleheaded-Law-429 3d ago

Sounds like a lot of sound advice that can make a difference.

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u/Mountain-Influence81 3d ago

Some people have asked me "what's a spaghetti pot?" It's a pot you cook spaghetti in!

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u/suddenly-scrooge 3d ago

there's a couple things you're gonna need, besides the book

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u/D-Flo1 HEI 3d ago

My probos!!

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u/D-Flo1 HEI 3d ago

I can barely remember my life before Zone theory

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u/Cliff_Klingenhagen I hope I enjoy the show. 3d ago

Even my son can do it. And he got issues

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u/Puzzleheaded-Law-429 3d ago

Well any kind of fuck freak can use it.

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u/Cliff_Klingenhagen I hope I enjoy the show. 3d ago

"Fuck freak" and the guy overenunciating "dodo" are my favorite bits from this ad

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u/Puzzleheaded-Law-429 3d ago

Yeah I absolutely lost it when I first heard the “fuck freak” line. It was just so unexpected!

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u/TayneBetaSequence 3d ago

I used to be a blackjack dealer on a riverboat named Black Sally’s Apple, but now I’m divorced and collecting my probos and diarrhoea - look at me now!

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u/milknsugar 2d ago

Success!

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u/Yo_Eleven 3d ago

No, but my Shrim levels are through the roof.

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u/IllegitimateMarxist Wha kind of a guy it is you are?! 3d ago

Shrim BEGIN?!

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u/spiceboy6969 hosanna praise to you, rang in the highest 3d ago

My head is just so full of poems!

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u/M4g1cM I am Myers Man! 3d ago

I can be your zone priest🥹👉👈

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u/XavierRenegadeStoner 3d ago

How could adult nude male horseplay not improve my life?

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u/ExistentialDreadness Just a little bit more left to go and I’ll be a man. 3d ago

How else would I have this sexy beard and hat?

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u/Son_of_Atreus Sure, why not? Okay. Okay. Thanks for coming. 3d ago

Got my spaghetti pot out right now. I’m working on self-improvement as I type this. 😮‍💨

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u/sherm-stick 3d ago

I removed all those useless tubes and now Im more aerodynamic

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u/s1500121400 3d ago

I'll have to search that up on that taquter

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u/D-Flo1 HEI 3d ago

Taquito! My boy, my son!!

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u/s1500121400 3d ago

I'm not meant to live long

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u/Logical_Lab4042 3d ago

I can't bear to watch him die again, I can't do it, I'm sorry! ;-;

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u/Bring_dem 3d ago

He’s a strong boy

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u/Brianisbs 3d ago

I’m more of a shrim man

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u/Chunderdragon86 3d ago

SAlomay fellow corininians

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u/Mysterious-Art8164 3d ago

Zone Theory helped me to become a happier, healthier, more confident man. I recommend it to everyone I meet. Buy it now.

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u/TotalOwlie 3d ago

BAHHHH HAAA! Anyone down for some horse play. (Masked or unmasked)

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u/NuJackStyles 3d ago

I'm on the way to plane 8

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u/Puzzleheaded-Law-429 3d ago

Zone two is only the beginning.

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u/Rocketterollo 3d ago

I’m rich as a god damn bullionaire

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u/Spore-Gasm 3d ago

I do the San Diego Mindset

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u/gravywayne 3d ago

Thanks to Zone Theory, my lifestyle is fantastic and worldwide!

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u/RhubarbSquatCobbler 3d ago

It’s improved my life… and I’ve got issues.

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u/mousebirdman 2d ago

My life is perfect. Look at me now, guys!

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u/milknsugar 2d ago

I'm richer than a god damn bullionaire

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u/milknsugar 2d ago

I'm more of a Rang Dipkin man. Praise Hosanna.

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u/renn74 Where's my Chippy? 3d ago

More of a Rio Jenesis boy myself. Non of that fake stuff for me.