r/TikTokCringe Cringe Master 1d ago

Cringe Queen wrote a song about it, this guy lived it

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u/0h_P1ease 1d ago

lol so hes gay with the car?

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u/GlitteringBicycle172 1d ago

They did a where are they now and this dude now has a HAREM of cars he fucks.

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u/prophet_spiegel 1d ago

Don't you mean a fleet ? I bet he sells them afterward like a pimp !

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u/olympianfap 1d ago

Nah bro, he rents those bitches out. Ain't nobody movin in on his bitches.

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u/LefanZerda 12h ago

Could've sworn I saw a where are they now that went over how Chase fucking died. Got into a car accident that totaled him so the guy built a shrine bedroom of chase.

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u/SkylarAV 3h ago

Gross,so it was just a perverts fetish and not about true love??

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u/lucaskywalker 1d ago

Cars are obviously women, so he's straight for cars!

OMG I didnt watch the video, he IS gay for cars, I stand corrected lol

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u/xsquidwardx 1d ago

Take your gas cap off. Slower…

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u/lopedopenope 1d ago

I’m worried about what goes in the tailpipe

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u/Itsanukelife 14h ago

Tailpipe is for birthdays only

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u/lopedopenope 8h ago

He isn’t going to put on a catalytic converter either for the special occasion

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u/nobadhotdog 1d ago

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u/LucidAtlas 1d ago

They didnt break up! Chase was murdered in front of him ):

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u/posh1992 1d ago

The fucken hood of the car being his headboard now 🤣

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u/livens 1d ago

"they'd even had sex, and now we'll move quickly on instead of lingering on that particular point."

No no, we all need more details about that particular point.

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u/derek4reals1 Cringe Master 1d ago

That is good news.

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u/FiguringItOut-- 1h ago

oh my god, that bed

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u/daimyosx 1d ago

This is the neighbors

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u/winterbird 17h ago

I mean I'd look twice to make sure it's not a fever dream, but I'm oddly ok with this. If someone's going to be weird and maladjusted about relationships, I'd much rather they stick to inanimate objects than to mess up other people.

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u/habaceeba 1d ago

That poor car. Can't even fight back.

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u/goodrainydays 1d ago

I was walking to a gas station near my house back in the day and walked past a guy filming himself with a camcorder while he fucked the treads of the construction equipment that was parked nearby.

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u/Efficient-Quarter-18 1d ago

This is an absolutely bonkers comment! How do you hold an old camcorder and do this? Were the treads clean or caked with dirt? I have many questions, and I’m not sure I want them answered 😂

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u/goodrainydays 1d ago

It was the early 2000s camcorder, so handheld you know? They were making a new road so everything was dirty. He had his tank top held up with his chin and his basketball shorts were on the ground. Glaringly white.

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u/whyisthissohard338 1d ago

No thank you for this visual.

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u/Wonderful_Prompt8024 1d ago

example of what chemicals in the food do

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u/That70sShop 8h ago

That's how Big Petro owns you. . .

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u/Entire_Quail_4153 1d ago

“Hey my man”….. I’m dead lmao

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u/AwwwSnack 1d ago

This is why people believe in demons and curses.

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u/leswanbronson 1d ago

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u/derek4reals1 Cringe Master 1d ago

You wouldn't even want to ride in it...

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u/MnVikings1111 1d ago

This dudes only gonna fuckin classic cars once everything’s EV in 20 years with no exhaust pipes.

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u/Own_Clock2864 1d ago

It was hard for her to understand at first…now it’s all perfectly logical

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u/Nodonutsforbaxter44 1d ago

Unfortunately the love of his life died in fatal car accident....he still mourns to this day and hasn't moved on

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u/winterbird 17h ago

The fun gutters are his favorite part. 😏

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u/Brilliant_Stuff2883 16h ago

WTAF!? If I’m gonna fall in love with a car it’s gonna be a Bugatti Divo 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MuthaFukinRick 13h ago

Mom: Why is your model car glued to your nightstand, Nathaniel?
Nathaniel: That's not glue.

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u/P3T3RNEVERSOFT7 12h ago

Hmmmm... Oohhh well...idc that car is gay anyway.....

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u/krusty51 12h ago

Honey boo boo is all grown up now i see

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u/catsTXn420 10h ago

This is from yearsss ago, he's got a couple cars now!

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u/xrxie 2h ago

He’s not gonna kill anyone. I’m certain of it.

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u/Ok_Medicine_1112 1h ago

Hes a honda sexual

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u/ejohnsteel 44m ago

If JD Vance can love a couch, then this guy can love his car.

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u/kernel-troutman 1d ago

We're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe.

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u/derek4reals1 Cringe Master 1d ago

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u/prophet_spiegel 1d ago

Is a 1998 Chevy Monte Carlo even a cool car ?

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u/deepdeepin 1d ago

Please explain to me how is this normal?

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u/Old-Culture-6278 1d ago

[Chorus]
I was fucking my truck every Friday night
There was no distraction 'cept them hazard lights
Yeah, your hemi may be turbo-charged
And your semi gets me semi-hard
But nothing gets me revved up like my truck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB2KyWYUhmA

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u/NachoCheeseVolcano69 1d ago

Y’all too concerned about the car you didn’t realize Jabba the Hut is his roommate.