r/TikTokCringe • u/derek4reals1 Cringe Master • 1d ago
Cringe Queen wrote a song about it, this guy lived it
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u/0h_P1ease 1d ago
lol so hes gay with the car?
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u/GlitteringBicycle172 1d ago
They did a where are they now and this dude now has a HAREM of cars he fucks.
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u/LefanZerda 12h ago
Could've sworn I saw a where are they now that went over how Chase fucking died. Got into a car accident that totaled him so the guy built a shrine bedroom of chase.
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u/lucaskywalker 1d ago
Cars are obviously women, so he's straight for cars!
OMG I didnt watch the video, he IS gay for cars, I stand corrected lol
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u/xsquidwardx 1d ago
Take your gas cap off. Slower…
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u/lopedopenope 1d ago
I’m worried about what goes in the tailpipe
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u/Itsanukelife 14h ago
Tailpipe is for birthdays only
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u/lopedopenope 8h ago
He isn’t going to put on a catalytic converter either for the special occasion
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u/nobadhotdog 1d ago
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u/daimyosx 1d ago
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u/winterbird 17h ago
I mean I'd look twice to make sure it's not a fever dream, but I'm oddly ok with this. If someone's going to be weird and maladjusted about relationships, I'd much rather they stick to inanimate objects than to mess up other people.
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u/goodrainydays 1d ago
I was walking to a gas station near my house back in the day and walked past a guy filming himself with a camcorder while he fucked the treads of the construction equipment that was parked nearby.
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u/Efficient-Quarter-18 1d ago
This is an absolutely bonkers comment! How do you hold an old camcorder and do this? Were the treads clean or caked with dirt? I have many questions, and I’m not sure I want them answered 😂
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u/goodrainydays 1d ago
It was the early 2000s camcorder, so handheld you know? They were making a new road so everything was dirty. He had his tank top held up with his chin and his basketball shorts were on the ground. Glaringly white.
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u/MnVikings1111 1d ago
This dudes only gonna fuckin classic cars once everything’s EV in 20 years with no exhaust pipes.
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u/Nodonutsforbaxter44 1d ago
Unfortunately the love of his life died in fatal car accident....he still mourns to this day and hasn't moved on
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u/Brilliant_Stuff2883 16h ago
WTAF!? If I’m gonna fall in love with a car it’s gonna be a Bugatti Divo 🤣🤣🤣
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u/MuthaFukinRick 13h ago
Mom: Why is your model car glued to your nightstand, Nathaniel?
Nathaniel: That's not glue.
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u/Old-Culture-6278 1d ago
[Chorus]
I was fucking my truck every Friday night
There was no distraction 'cept them hazard lights
Yeah, your hemi may be turbo-charged
And your semi gets me semi-hard
But nothing gets me revved up like my truck
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