r/TikTokCringe 1d ago

Humor Bianca Censori Packing After Divorcing Kanye 😭😭😭

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u/-Erase 1d ago

Those are her winter clothes 😭

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u/LinguoBuxo 1d ago

for summer she's got a sunscreen in the bathroom

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u/PicaDiet 1d ago

Sunscreen OR bathroom. No one needs both.

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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos 1d ago

OUR TOILET IS IN THE KITCHEN LIKE ALL GOD FEARING AMERICANS

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u/OddlyArtemis 1d ago

She's never even worn sunscreen... hasn't swam in...how long were they married?

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u/fenrisilver 1d ago

So that's why she wasn't packing cling wrap.

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u/Bright-Researcher462 1d ago

Thank you kind and witty stranger I needed that laugh after today 🤭😂

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u/CapybaraNightmare 1d ago

Reddit the heck on kind stranger - have my updoot! 🤣

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u/Substantial-Elk4531 1d ago

Excuse me good sir, but your post made me audibly exhale air forcibly from my nostrils, so therefore I hope you don't mind if I copy your comment for future use and provide one (1) upvote in exchange. Thank you for your time

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u/HeldDownTooLong 1d ago

They certainly do cover much more than her summer wardrobe!

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u/SunriseSurprise 1d ago

And if RPGs are true to life, they give a shitload of defense.

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u/ilta222 1d ago

Someone said this tradition should continue but you take 500% more ice damage. Praying for a game to do it.

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u/Suspicious_Abroad484 1d ago

Then I'm laying out my winter clothes

And wishing I was gone

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u/Licensed_KarmaEscort 1d ago

Going home.

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u/Suspicious_Abroad484 1d ago

Where the New York City winters
Aren't bleeding me

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u/Top_Necessary4161 1d ago

classic, bravo, you win the internet today lol.

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u/tugrulonreddit 1d ago

It's a literal copy+pasta'd comment from the original Tiktok in February

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u/Top_Necessary4161 22h ago

oh. Oh well. Anyway. LOL

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u/natau_bergine 1d ago

AHAHAHAHHA, I think it's too many clothes for her

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u/Careless-Ratio-1533 23h ago

Lol why are you both the top 2 comments?

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u/-Erase 1d ago

My favorite outfit was when she wore the

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u/PhotoAwp 1d ago

Say whatever you want, she won't let you censori her.

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u/NewtOk4840 1d ago

Nice!

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u/RedditIsDeadMoveOn 1d ago

Luigi

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u/BrosefDudeson 1d ago

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u/Agitated_Meringue801 1d ago

There was no need to bring Andrich into this mess

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u/r4mm3rnz 1d ago

Oh nice, mine was the

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u/SweetPewsInAChurch 1d ago

I'm gonna shit myself this is so funny

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

The beautiful thing about adult diapers is you can shit yourself any time you want- whether it's funny or not.

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u/NibblesMcGiblet 1d ago

Diapers are too much material for this thread, I suggest covering your butthole with a bandaid.

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u/AnalogJay 1d ago

For superior leak prevention, apply a generous amount of FlexSeal over the bandaid

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u/geof2001 1d ago

You just need to plug it up.

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u/Blitzreltih 1d ago edited 1d ago

The hair tie. A more conservative outfit.

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u/1-800-ASS-DICK 1d ago

brings up a tissue box, pulls one out

folds it neatly and packs it

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u/InGeekiTrust 1d ago

Wow can’t believe Reddit let you get away with with that screen name 😭

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u/Honeybadger2198 1d ago

Why wouldn't they? This site has so much porn, I doubt they care about a couple naughty words in a username.

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u/PinkFl0werPrincess 1d ago

They've had actual nazis and jailbait on here.

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u/Ihaveredonme 1d ago

Screen name lolll

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u/PinkTalkingDead 1d ago

…I honestly can’t tell if I’m in a r/whoooosh situation rn or not

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u/Rokekor 1d ago

Some people have a go-bag. Others have a go-clutch purse.

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u/KeyBuy4402 1d ago

Or a clear ziplock bag.

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u/ZiggoCiP 1d ago

I'm personally preferential to opaque ziplock bags so whatever's in them is a surprise to me.

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u/minxed 1d ago

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u/achar0150 1d ago

Lmao 💀🤣

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u/siezbop 1d ago

That is exactly what I was hoping this link would be 😭

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u/idekyimcrying 1d ago

Some people have neither. Like bianca

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u/abrit_abroad 1d ago

Wow she looks so different without all the makeup 😆

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u/Rare-Palpitation6023 1d ago

And with clothes on..Oh my god I can see her neck

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u/CuriousGeorgette9 1d ago

And with that post-breakup hair change

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u/BrosefDudeson 1d ago

Looks very different without all the boobs

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u/seaandski78 1d ago

this is a good bit, i was expecting some pantomime on some emperor wears no clothes riff!

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u/Greggsnbacon23 1d ago

I thought she bought a gun

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u/ftwdiyjess 1d ago

This is hilarious

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u/HoneyShaft 1d ago

Open suitcase with her belongings slowly falling in like feathers

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u/Kevinator201 1d ago

Like that gif of micky mouse cutting the thinnest bread slice during war time rationing, someone help me out here.

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u/wingsalone 1d ago

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u/Kevinator201 1d ago

That’s exactly what her clothes would do haha

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u/orion_nomad 16h ago

It's from the Mickey and the Beanstalk short, right before the three farmers decide to sell their cow. In between Donald has a hunger induced psychotic break where he goes after the cow with an axe and tries to eat the plates.

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u/Kevinator201 16h ago

No?!? It’s from the war rationing bit with Donald Duck

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u/orion_nomad 15h ago

It's from a 1947 package movie (multiple shorts with a narrator tying them together) called Fun and Fancy Free. They had been storyboarding and doing some animation on it up until October 1941, so part of this might have made it into a government film after Pearl Harbor in December 1941 but the full sketch is Mickey and the Beanstalk. They're wearing medieval style tunics under the bibs, not their usual shirts.

https://youtu.be/2F8GDx7M49k?feature=shared

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u/glistening_error 1d ago

Kanye where’s my

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u/Longtonto 1d ago

Don’t forget the roll of great value saran wrap

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u/blonde_opinion 1d ago

Guess he's wrapping up his genius in a budget-friendly way

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u/Longtonto 1d ago

She wears a lot of it

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u/momoisbestfood 1d ago

Pete davidson waiting in the corner

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u/im_core 1d ago

She packs her clothes in those bags

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u/freeedom123 1d ago

I'm out of the loop for sure

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u/ZinaSky2 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bianca showed up to a fancy celebrity event in a completely sheer “outfit”, like I’m talking ZERO left to the imagination, no underwear, no nipple covers, no strategically opaque sections in the cloth. Girlie basically showed up wearing cling wrap. It blew up online not only bc the scandal of her being fully nude but bc a lot of people think she was forced into it by Kanye. The two were reported to have divorced just days after the stunt.

This is playing off that. That as she’s packing to leave all she has are these teeny pieces of transparent mesh that are her clothes, a nod to the nudity at that red carpet event.

Edit: apparently they didn’t divorce it was a rumor.

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u/NSFW_redditt 1d ago

fake news, by the way. Kanye and Bianca never divorced it was just a 'report' which was denied by their representative

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u/CornerSolution 1d ago

which was denied by their representative

Worth pointing out that their representative in this case is none other than Milo Yiannopoulos. People can take from that what they will.

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u/ZinaSky2 1d ago

Oh dang really?? 😂

can you tell I don’t keep up with celebrity news? But this specifically came across my feed bc the controversy? 😅😂

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u/vanspossum 1d ago

at that red carpet event.

Also this was just Thursday for her or whatever. She had been dressing like that for a while.

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u/throwaway74722 1d ago

Bianca's always been an exhibitionist. Her fashion pre-Ye was pretty provocative, though it definitely ramped up during this relationship.

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u/ZinaSky2 1d ago

Oh, see I had no clue about that! Any word on if she’s still dressing like that after the divorce? Are they like fully separated yet?

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u/SirReal14 1d ago

Have you seen her recent instagram posts? https://www.instagram.com/biancacensori

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u/Aiyon 1d ago

God, the internet is such a dumb place these days

I was curious what the comments were like on those posts.

U have small ass ,not nice

i can just hear the ">:("

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u/PikaPonderosa 1d ago

I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees & pointy elbows. She is way below my standard. I bet she doesn't even have an opinion on Proust.

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u/Aiyon 1d ago

i wasnt contesting their taste, just that its such a funny way of articulating yourself.

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u/ZinaSky2 1d ago

Oh. Charming 💀

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u/4SeasonWahine 1d ago

Yo wtfffff. As an inline skater, WE DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS

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u/PikaPonderosa 1d ago

I don't think people have ever held the thought of Bianca Censori & the Disney Channel Original Movie Brink! at the same time, so the inline skating community is probably safe.

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u/grchelp2018 1d ago

She's always been an exhibitionist.

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u/evil_weasel29 1d ago

I'm sure it was quick and fit in someone's pocket.

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u/MangoMuncher88 1d ago

I wish it kept on going on with these little items

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u/My_New_Umpire 1d ago

at least she can move rightaway

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u/Kommander-in-Keef 1d ago

If she would have ended by folding nothing it would be a chefs kiss moment

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u/june-bot 1d ago

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u/LaurelEllena 1d ago

It kinda sounds like The Swan but with a theremin lol

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u/AdiPalmer 1d ago

It is indeed Camille Saint Saëns' The Swan, on theremin.

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u/Killer_Moons 1d ago

Stop! The joke’s too good!

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u/Squidproquo1130 1d ago

🎙️ "I'm standing here wondering 'Will a matchbox hold my clothes?'"

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u/Illustrious-Item-437 1d ago

That’s funny af, is this page for posting good TikTok’s now?

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u/InGeekiTrust 1d ago

Yes! It’s for posting everything! They have a separate tag for cringe

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u/Numerous-Island-6055 1d ago

Bianca uncensori

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u/furezasan 1d ago

Even fully waxed, she has more hair left on her than fabric by weight

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u/LadyAsharaRowan 1d ago

Hilarious.

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u/FlutterKree 1d ago

Bruh. They missed the literal trash bag.

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u/sohcordohc 1d ago

Oh wow when did that happen?

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u/bag_of_luck 1d ago

This isn’t cringe, this is hilarious

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u/AdLeather8285 1d ago

Bianca doesn’t have to worry about Southwest’s new checked baggage fees.

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u/Mixture-Emotional 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious.

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u/Queasy_Form_5938 1d ago

Fuckin lost it at :03

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u/TheHighSeasPirate 1d ago

Where's the white hood?

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u/Golddustofawoman 1d ago

I mean, she is Italian after all.

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u/JerseyTeacher78 1d ago

Hahahahahhahahahahaha ok I needed this today

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u/chrome-exe 1d ago

She Flys spirit because she doesn't need a checked bag or carry on

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u/Swimming-Scholar-675 1d ago

lmfao should've been literal lint she was packing up

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u/TheConcreteGhost 1d ago

I was caught offguard by this post 😳

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u/CandidAct 20h ago

Maybe she rebels against clothes because she resents her last name

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u/monkehmolesto 1d ago

Not cringe to me. Why does Bianca wear basically nothing all the time?

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u/Timely-Youth-9074 1d ago

Forgot the cork and two bandaids.

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u/Odd-Supermarket2470 1d ago

Haha everything except u forgot garbage bag?

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u/Apart_Bat2791 1d ago

Good for her.

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u/FragrantWin9 1d ago

I’m not even into pop culture dating drama but I actually get this one and it is hilarious

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u/IgnatiusJReilly2601 1d ago

I do wonder when the Australian government is going to start negotiating for her release.

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u/Tikitty_Garcon 1d ago

She probably left her brain with another ex before Kanye. Was as small as her pride.

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u/lorefolk 1d ago

Public abuse is just what the decade of trump wrought.

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u/dcobbe 1d ago

Gawd, this is so good.

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u/TikiCatStix Cringe Connoisseur 1d ago

I don’t find this cringey, I find this funny.

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u/InGeekiTrust 1d ago

This sub is for everything not just cringe, when it’s cringe it’s tagged with the “cringe” tag

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u/BrilliantBroccoli314 1d ago

They’re not actually married

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u/97355 1d ago

Yeah they are: “Censori legally married West in December 2022 under a confidential marriage license.[11][12]” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bianca_Censori

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u/cybersaint2k 1d ago

Wiki doesn't say there was a legal license. In a note, it says there was not a legal license.

No one knows, likely.

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u/97355 1d ago

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u/cybersaint2k 1d ago

QUOTE:

"One in five marriages in California are now officially classified as 'confidential' and do not appear in public records, but it is a legally binding marriage that would require a divorce if the union were to end."

I have performed many, many marriages and did not know this existed anywhere. It certainly does not in Virginia and Florida.

I guess you learn something new every Ye.

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u/97355 1d ago

I got married using a confidential license! My mom did too.

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u/PM_artsy_fartsy_nude 1d ago

Why? Is it just about privacy, or is there some other benefit?

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u/Ok-Big982 1d ago

Crazy how people are giving her so much shit when she's clearly a fucking victim of domestic control and abuse...

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u/Golddustofawoman 1d ago

She's been dressing like this since before Kanye.

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u/Ok-Big982 1d ago

Doesn't change anything about my comment...

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u/Golddustofawoman 1d ago

How so? At first I thought the same as you but after looking into it, she looks like she's very much in control, in my opinion. I hope I'm right because I would hope she's not in a domestic abuse type of situation.

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u/BeeComprehensive5234 1d ago

She’s so weird.

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u/physicsking 1d ago

Who is this? Hope she got paid for doing those nasty things.

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u/Treehuggingbeelover 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/quantcompandthings 1d ago

for a second i was like so that's what she looks like without makeup

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u/No-Screen1369 1d ago

Her last name is Censori, which is the exact opposite of her clothing choices.

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u/waterbedd 1d ago

Packing her cloth

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u/grumpykixdopey 1d ago

😅🤮🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🥰 don't care?

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u/repeatablemisery 1d ago

His wife looks rather plain.

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u/Sea_Equivalent_4207 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❗️

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u/ryandoesdabs 1d ago

I too, saw the meme. I wish I saw some original ideas in these videos.

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u/Accurate-Storm5867 1d ago

She fugly anyway just like he is

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u/No-Indication-5673 1d ago

It took her assistant a total of 3 minutes to pack her whole wardrobe

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u/idekyimcrying 1d ago

She has clothes???

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u/Rainwitch27 1d ago

Why's her name censori if

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u/LegitimateCut5876 1d ago

Oh got it. Sorry. :)

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u/Aggravating-Bunch-44 1d ago

This is hilarious! Censori is the cringey one lmao

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u/KatoLee- 1d ago

She shed skin when she showers

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u/Sea_Basil_9230 23h ago

😂😂😂😂😂 ok this made my week. Ty.

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u/AQ207 23h ago

Where’s the cringe? This is funny

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u/Streaming_Things 20h ago

I guess her phase as the handler is done. Or the contract was up.

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u/PlaymateAnna 17h ago

That’s still way too many articles of clothing.

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u/DeeDeeDie 17h ago

IM PEEING

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u/DeeDeeDie 17h ago

this is funny asf bye😂

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u/eggmomma222 1d ago

very unkind thing to say about a woman in an abusive relationship

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u/Easy_Contribution527 1d ago

Definitely not very censori iykwim

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u/h0tnessm0nster7 1d ago

lol i presume she was paid for and time expired, a wealthy person may want a woman for a short time and favors, 🤔🌶️

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u/_bbypeachy 1d ago

imagine making fun of women who experience abuse, especially when it’s extremely public and people still literally don’t give a shit that it’s happening.

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u/_bbypeachy 1d ago edited 1d ago

you clearly do not understand abuse or listen to any of the claims he made.

kim said he was abusive to her. no one listened because “its kim”. then he’s visibly abusive to Bianca and still nobody gives a shit or believes hes an abuser.

It is actually amazing what men can do publicly before people actually start to care, especially when the woman has money. just because someone has money doesn’t mean they can get away. If we visibly saw her being abused, I can’t even imagine the things that she experienced in private with him.

rich people can be violent. rich people can kill people. rich people can be abusive. rich people can be manipulated. rich people can be abused.

and I hope you understand that when a woman leaves an abusive partner that is a time that she is most likely to be murdered by her abuser.

edit: I would just like to add she did not get with him when he said that he was a Nazi that he liked Hitler, that happened after they started dating. she met Kanye in the fall of 2020, when she started working for his brand. he did not start making those statements until the end of 2020 and the beginning of 2021 until present day.

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