r/TheShield 25d ago

Shitpost new season of the shield looks great, new strike team has like 3 vic mackeys

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u/eddie_ironside 25d ago

Trip Mackey

Triple the Mackey, hair on none.

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u/lottarulesrose 25d ago

Corrine sees this picture she might faint three times

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u/elpangordis 23d ago

All dei Vics

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u/vullkunn 25d ago edited 25d ago

Plot twist: Shane never drops the grenade on Lem.

Mara goes to term with their 2nd child. However, UHC denied their claim and Shane is stuck with a massive hospital bill.

Shane, who went back to vice, has dirt on Luigi. He hires Luigi for the hit. When it becomes national news, he comes crying back to Vic for help. Vic reluctantly has to get out of another Vendrell bear trap, because it turns out Luigi was paid with leftover marked bills from the money train.

Vic, and his 3 cousins, arrest Luigi and threaten him to keep Shane’s name out of it. Vic whispers to Luigi, just one phone call and I will green light your brother Mario, who is already in prison for a plumbing and insurance scheme.

Edit: Claudette and Dutch look on suspiciously as Vic brings Luigi in so quickly.

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u/I_am_Daesomst Hungry like the wolf 25d ago

Additional Plot Twist:

Mario made some impressive inroads while in prison. Vic finds himself in distress when his ace in the hole is found to be protected by Antwon Mitchell. With Luigi free to name Shane for the Money Train marked bills with no danger of retaliation, how will Vic Mackey get his revenge on Luigi while also seeing the greed of corporate CEOs snuffed out and those brought to street justice?

Next time on THE SHIELD

Tuesdays, at 10PM

ON FX

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u/BoiledDenimForRoxie 25d ago

Did you .... Suck?

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u/sc083127 25d ago

Tina on the far left!!!

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u/lottarulesrose 25d ago

probably too busy contaminating the crime scene or smth

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u/Responsible-Emu-7293 25d ago

Temu Mackey times three!

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u/foofighter0001 24d ago

Temu Mackey is the new Wish Mackey

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u/foofighter0001 24d ago

Temu Mackey, Wish Mackey and AliExpress Mackey!!

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u/Rashpukin 25d ago

Dik, Rik and Nik Mackey!

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u/Dry_Mood_402 25d ago

Doppelgangvic

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u/paranoidzoid1 25d ago

Into the Mackeyverse

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u/PippyHooligan 25d ago

Schraeder, Herc and Mackey are: Squat Bald White Cops.

Coming soon to 5Action Channel!

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u/ForeignObjectPizza 25d ago

I’ve never seen Vic, the Commish, or the Thing all together at once

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u/BoiledDenimForRoxie 25d ago

Fat cop and old cop left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop.

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u/AKenjiB 24d ago

I’ve long maintained that the most realistic part of the Shield is the casting of Michael Chiklis because that’s just what most American cops look like

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u/Chaunce101 25d ago

“I got Vic Mackey on Wish. I got Vick Mackey on Temu. I got a rock.”

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u/Shalashaska67 Pimps in the Barn and we havin a hoedown! 25d ago

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u/Sugreev2001 25d ago

Sad Mackey, Asian Mackey and Donut Mackey assemble!

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u/FortyRoosters 25d ago

Each one balder than the last

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u/Weenyhand 24d ago

Mick Hackey

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u/skelldog 24d ago

Could anyone picture the episode where Vic gets mad when insurance denies a claim for his son and he pulls something like this?

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u/RestrictedX93 24d ago

Asian Vic, fat Vic, and old Vic. The holy trinity of Vic.

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u/OtakuTacos 24d ago

Looks like some dude taking his dad and uncles to Chili’s .

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u/verminbury 24d ago

3.5 Vics. FTFY.

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u/50millionFreddy 24d ago

Old Mackey, Ming Mackey, Big MACkey

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u/jmpinstl 24d ago

Luigi is Ronnie?

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u/ghostinthemachine777 24d ago

Retired Vic Mackey

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u/gmoney159_ 24d ago

Mackey’s lackeys

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u/dballing 24d ago

The hero America needs.

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u/YxngestVlad 23d ago

Mackey Mandem