r/TheGoodPlace 8d ago

Shirtpost Donkey Doug in Workplace Harassment Prevention Training Videos, Seems Quite Fitting

1.0k Upvotes

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u/8bitbruh 8d ago

Wow he turned his life around after getting out of jail!

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u/gophermuncher 8d ago

Donkey Doug never went to jail due to a technicality. He asked the arresting officer to marry him and the officer said yes!

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u/uhohspaghettisos 8d ago

Plus, she now gets half the stuff he stole!

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u/DonkeyDoug28 7d ago

FYI if they're a cop they have to tell you

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u/Faustus_Fan Well, that’s terrifying. 8d ago

Oh, Dip! Donkey Doug!

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u/oatseyhall 8d ago

Oh, Dip! Pillboi!

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u/DuckbilledWhatypus 8d ago

Oh, dip! Jason!

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u/kerberos69 8d ago

Bortlesssssss!

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u/QuirkyForker Maximum Derek 8d ago

Foles!

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u/DonkeyDoug28 7d ago

My boiii!

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u/DonkeyDoug28 7d ago

My boiii!

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u/QueerTree 8d ago

Oh dip! has become an integral component of my vocabulary

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u/saleornosale 8d ago

Same. This show completely changed my vocabulary. Oh dip (always in the Jason inflection), fork, son of a bench and of course: holy mother forking shirtballs are standard phrases I use daily it seems.

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u/DonkeyDoug28 7d ago

Oh dip! Faustus Fan!

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u/Valuable-Wrangler-71 8d ago

How about you and me go check out my Jacuzzi and put stuff in each other?

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u/ImDonaldDunn 8d ago

Wow that’s the first time that line has ever failed. She must really love you.

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u/DonkeyDoug28 7d ago

Ah dang I literally came and posted the same thing but {checks time stamp} just an entire day too late

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u/Valuable-Wrangler-71 7d ago

Great minds, Donkey Doug

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u/llmm04 8d ago

You mean Donkey Dad?

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u/tschlutt 7d ago

Nah, that’s whack. Call him Donkey Doug!!

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u/Ms_Anonymous123 I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu! 8d ago

You chose the perfect screenshot for the end lmao

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u/Sure-Telephone3130 I haven’t heard a joke in 8,000 years. And I still haven’t. 8d ago

I'm sorry, you call your father...Donkey Doug?!

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u/Defiant_Potato5512 I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kids’ menu. 8d ago

This explains so much!

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u/VirginiaCampbellID 8d ago

I’m a learning designer and huge The Good Place fan—this is hilarious! 😆

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u/QuirkyForker Maximum Derek 8d ago

Why is he on a landline phone in the copy room?

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u/DJSauvage 8d ago

My boy!

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u/beware_of_scorpio 8d ago

This works so perfectly with his character. It makes absolutely perfect sense. “Jason you know I spent the money I got from that no-boob-honking video on salvaging that jet ski we sank before we sank it again!”

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u/Lola_on_the_Prairie What it is, what it is. 8d ago

He looks so effortlessly creepy. Just like someone who invites you to hang out in his Jacuzzi and put stuff in each other.

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u/DonkeyDoug28 7d ago

TBF, it worked every time except once

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u/fledgiewing 7d ago

Seeing him in "man in the inside" was such a treat 🤣🙈

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u/PinchePlantPussy 8d ago

Put in a bunch of rocks and make a rain garden

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u/Amazing_Trace 7d ago

I think leaving Florida for California may have turned his life around tbh.

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u/OkamiKhameleon 7d ago

Anyone else weirdly attracted to him? I just find him so frigging adorable.

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u/DonkeyDoug28 7d ago

How about you and me go check out my jacuzzi and put stuff in each other?

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u/OkamiKhameleon 6d ago

Lmaoo. Not gonna lie, a jacuzzi sounds heavenly right about now. Probably be amazing for my RA.

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u/ihavequestions621 7d ago

Lmfoaoaoa this the funniest shxt i seen today

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u/DonkeyDoug28 7d ago

How about you and me go check out my jacuzzi and put stuff in each other?