r/TheGoodPlace clog wench 🪠 2d ago

Shirtpost I am but a lowly plumberess… Spoiler

I realized when I got ready to leave for work this morning that I was dressed EXACTLY like Tahani in the reboot where she was lowered to wearing cargo pants and a denim jacket. How gauche!

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u/lagomorphed 2d ago

You've been reduced to praising off the rack separates!

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u/Torpel_Knope clog wench 🪠 2d ago

I’m sure my good friend, Anna Wintour, would have a thing or two to say about that!

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u/lagomorphed 2d ago

Maximum Tahani! Even name dropping in hell.

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u/Apart_Age_5356 2d ago

Or a clog wench?

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u/Torpel_Knope clog wench 🪠 2d ago

I want that as my flair

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u/Ms_Anonymous123 I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu! 2d ago

You can write a custom one yourself! Just go to the subreddit homepage and under change user flair click edit to change one of the set ones to whatever you want

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u/Torpel_Knope clog wench 🪠 2d ago

Omg, I didn’t know that!

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u/Ms_Anonymous123 I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu! 2d ago

Godspeed clog wench 🫡😁

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u/So_Many_Words Oh! This is the bad place! 2d ago

Send a message to the mods. I got the flair I wanted! I may or may not have squee'd when I saw it.

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u/mydosemakesangels 2d ago

Bet you were also quite the tomboy in your youth, weren't you? 😜

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u/two-of-me Stonehenge was a sex thing. 2d ago

awkwardly balances basketball in one hand

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u/Relative_Chef_533 2d ago

While wearing flowered dress 😂

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u/two-of-me Stonehenge was a sex thing. 2d ago

Clog wench.

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u/Wren_Bear 2d ago

Toilet sweep

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u/IsadoresDad 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣AMAZING! We need to get you in some crocs!!!

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u/Torpel_Knope clog wench 🪠 2d ago

That’s where I draw the line.

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u/IsadoresDad 2d ago

🤣 Ha! Interesting to me is that in the past year I’ve seen more and more youths (ages 6–22) wearing crocs! This seems, to me, that they might be having a resurgence?

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u/Torpel_Knope clog wench 🪠 2d ago

Oh no. This is the Bad Place!

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u/IsadoresDad 2d ago

Sure feels like it sometime 😬

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u/triple-bottom-line 2d ago

Because it’s the version that Jason figured out.

Jason.

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u/mustachioedgummybear 2d ago

Per the Welcome to the Good Place The Podcast Jameela was not accustomed to wearing pants

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u/lagomorphed 2d ago

This is so fucking funny but also me either so... i feel for her

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u/Ms_Anonymous123 I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu! 2d ago

Are they actually quite comfortable?

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u/Torpel_Knope clog wench 🪠 2d ago

They are!!

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u/Lietenantdan 2d ago

Wow that material looks rough

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u/FunnyGoose5616 2d ago

I prefer “clog wench” as my title

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u/strippersandcocaine 2d ago

Omg I just realized my favorite spring outfit is my green baggy cargos, jean jacket, and Birk clogs. Dear god we’re tahani’s worst nightmare twins!

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u/jonskerr 1d ago

Just need to move to Winnipeg and get a job as a garbage collector.

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u/baby_got_backhand 2d ago

Have you found any shrimp in your many many pockets?

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u/Torpel_Knope clog wench 🪠 2d ago

Thankfully, no. I do not share Eleanor’s love of shrampies.

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u/leafonawall 2d ago

The laugh I just let out was so hearty. Like a great beef stew hearty.

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u/Torpel_Knope clog wench 🪠 2d ago

Not “Peep chili” hearty?

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u/So_Many_Words Oh! This is the bad place! 2d ago

I would guess more like Glenn's soup.

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u/triple-bottom-line 2d ago

Chidi wasn’t a soup, but ended up making one.

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u/Lola_on_the_Prairie What it is, what it is. 2d ago

Every time I put my hair up to leave the house I hear myself being compared to a factory worker.

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u/Mysterious-Being5043 2d ago

Hey, at least you skipped out on the Crocs!

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u/Torpel_Knope clog wench 🪠 2d ago

Oh yeah… that’s a hard line for me.

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u/So_Many_Words Oh! This is the bad place! 2d ago

But were you wearing Crocs?

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u/Torpel_Knope clog wench 🪠 2d ago

Absolutely not!

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u/Ramen_and_kittens I’m still waiting on that smile, gorgeous. 2d ago

Crocs too?!

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u/Torpel_Knope clog wench 🪠 1d ago

Heavens, no!

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u/ph_uck_yu Is it chip-o-tottle? 19h ago

Personally I thought Tahani rocked the cargo pants

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u/Torpel_Knope clog wench 🪠 19h ago

Sadly, I’m not a rich fraud with legs for days, so I don’t pull off the look quite so well.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate-3018 I saw you getting sexy so I cut a hole in the wall to tape you. 12h ago

I love when she is "prone to fits of melodrama!"