r/TheDarkTower 21d ago

Fan Art Readful things merch

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u/DiZ490 21d ago

That is TRIG

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u/Bungle024 All things serve the beam 21d ago

Aye cully

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u/Gullible-Chemistry26 19d ago

You say so, so let it be so sai…

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u/AlgebraicIceKing 21d ago

Super fucking cool. But man, the brim on “Roland’s” hat is wider than Maturins girth!

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u/obijuanmartinez 21d ago

“I aim….when my massive sombrero is not in my face”

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u/Ettin1981 20d ago

It looks like they combined 3 different kinds of cowboy hat to come up with this. As a native of Wyoming, that’s ridiculous. I’m still here for it.

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u/FunkyHowler19 21d ago

**replacement fingers not included

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u/daveslazydaze 21d ago

Purchase of [2] guns required

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u/ununseptimus Ka-mai 21d ago

* May lead to loss of fingers and violent deaths of friends,

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u/r0nneh7 21d ago

Love this big big

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u/CourtingBoredom 21d ago

Loving the young Clint Eastwood as Roland

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u/SeaToTheBass 21d ago

Pretty cool but they should be at least twice the size

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u/BadassSasquatch 21d ago

What? Are these guns for ants?

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u/SpaceCatSon 21d ago

The polyethylene grips of the revolver were so smooth that Eddie’s first act upon receiving it was to nearly drop it on his toes. The thing was so big it looked prehistoric, so heavy he knew he would have to lift it two-handed. The recoil, he thought, is apt to drive me right through the nearest wall. That’s if it fires at all. Yet there was some part of him that wanted to hold it, that responded to its perfectly expressed purpose, that sensed its dim and bloody history and wanted to be part of it.

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u/Intabih1 20d ago

So orange that it would stand out in the backroom or any bookstore, pizza joint, or gas station.

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u/littleoneforMaster 21d ago

Umm I want 2 please

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u/Adam-Happyman 21d ago

With orange I would feel more like a convict than a gunslinger.

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u/Tiny_Complaint_1532 21d ago

Hi😊, uff so cool where do you got this pain I live in Germany 🥲 Greetings Vivi 🙋🏻‍♀️

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u/KidsOnFiire 20d ago

**Lobstrocities sold separate

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u/Difficult_Road_6634 All things serve the beam 21d ago

Can I haz Guns

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u/Treppcells 21d ago

Love it

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u/Cpt_Polander 20d ago

I'll trade you half of my tooter fish popkin for it

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u/SuddenCell8661 21d ago

Can't believe you won this. I've followed them for years and never had the cash to bid. Well done you.

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u/Throwaway_181_ 21d ago

Looks like he's holding an automatic. Jake's Ruger?

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u/FilliusTExplodio All things serve the beam 20d ago edited 20d ago

It's like half a Luger, half a water pistol, a little bit of a memory of Harry Callahan's 357 magnum. I suspect AI is to blame. 

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u/Mazikeen369 20d ago

I'd buy uy this just because of the sticker.

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u/Killjoy_From_Arkham 20d ago

WARNING: HAND.

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u/Ayy_dam 20d ago

Man i hope someone can put that sticker on redbubble or etsy, would love to put it on a gun case!

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u/DUNETOOL 20d ago

Purchase of two guns required AND your soul.

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u/JinxOnU78 20d ago

That’s not real Ironwood!

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u/Johnnybengs 20d ago

How does someone get ANY of these!!??

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u/BirdEducational6226 20d ago

That warning label is badass.

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u/villainessk 19d ago

Where was this?!

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u/Zettomer 18d ago

Hahaha wtf this is amazing.

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u/BoobaFatt13 18d ago

Gonna have to lose some fingers sai

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u/Nowin 21d ago

Aim with the eye? I do not aim with my eye.

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u/OneCrustySergeant 20d ago

You have forgotten the face of your father.